You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Do you ever have ample opportunity to talk to a friend, but don't
And then later they're in bed and you have to wait another whole day to talk to them
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Would anypony object to me posting a stupid, poorly-conceived rant?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The thing is there are decent rebuttals to be made here and I know there are decent rebuttals to be made here but I just feel like getting this off my chest, not really defending any of my own points
But whatever, the Imipolex has spoken
Things Central Avenue Rather Dislikes About Suburban Living
(some of these are incredibly minor nitpicks, I realize, but hopefully at least some of them are valid)
Nothing is within walking distance: If I want to go to the store to pick up a soda, or if I want fast food, or...pretty much anything, I have to get into my car and drive there. Mind you, the drive tends to be 5-10 minutes, but I would much rather be able to walk 5-10 minutes to accomplish the same thing.
The stupid social games: e.g. the neighbor who reports you for minor city code violations because he doesn't like living next to a mixed-race family; the neighbor who buys a riding mower as a status symbol and then suffers foreclosure six months later; etc.
The blatant artificiality of pretty much everything: God forbid you have normal streetlights. No, you have to have those streetlights that are styled like gas lamps but don't look remotely like any gas lamps that ever existed. Or those fake shutters that people tack next to their windows, despite the fact that we all know damn well they're purely decorative. I never understood those.
Garages that face the front of the house: This is incredibly tacky. Especially because (a) everyone seems to have two-car garages nowadays, which eats up a good chunk of your facade, and (b) even expensive houses seem to have those cheap-looking metal garage doors that are unconvincingly styled to look like wood panels. See artificiality above.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Our neighborhood, for some reason, doesn't have streetlights at all. Our house does, however, have an actual gaslight in the front yard. We haven't gotten it working yet, though.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
...Ok, you're right, I was kinda generalizing with the streetlight thing.
I know of a few neighborhoods around here that don't have streetlights at all, though pretty much all of them fall into unincorporated areas, since city code has required new subdivisions to have streetlights for decades now.
There are a couple of older neighborhoods within city limits that lack streetlights, though over the past 10 years or so they've finally been retrofitting them, thank god.
person a was a flatmate of my boyfriend's last year. firstly she was quite happy to take my boyfriend's stuff, blame him for anything that went on in the house and generally acted like a huge bitch, letting her friends off if they did anything but yelling at him and leaving passive-aggressive notes everywhere for basically no reason. secondly she told me to my face she didnt like me, apparently she thought i was cool up until the point when she ran into my boyfriends flat covered in blood and i 'didnt do anything', usefully ignoring the fact that literally 5 other people who actually had an idea of what was going on ran in immediately afterwards and started clearing her up and helping her, so you know, i asked if she was okay and one of them was like 'yeah she just fell over and cut her head' so i didnt feel the need to do anything else in particular. also i saw her at one of the end of year uni parties and we merrily shouted abuse at each other for a good 30 seconds or so. basically shes a massive bitch.
okay now consider that she just sent me a friend request on facebook, i mean what the fuck? why would i want contact with you? why would she want contact with me? i dont get it
yeah i think that's all your 'shit about my life literally nobody else cares about' for today
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm going to buy a couple blind bag ponies.
In the unlikely event I get a Rarity, I will mail her to Anonus.
oh and ive only seen one thing that she ever posted on facebook and it was basically a huge whiny rant about how she went to get her hair cut and some people were like 'hey youre really tall, stand up, look your head almost reaches the ceiling' and she made this giant huffy status about how TALL PEOPLE ARE SO DISCRIMINATED AGAINST and YOU WOULDNT DO THIS TO SOMEONE WITH DWARFISM and it was just rly dumb and absolutely typical 'rich white person trying to jump on the discrimination bandwagon' shit
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
As for the streetlight thing, I guess they figure the standard-issue mercury-arc streetlights look "ghetto"or something. :P
I'm thinking about my grandpa's neighborhood now. His portion was built in the early '80s without streetlights, but the subdivision was expanded in the mid-90s. The newer portion, for whatever reason, has inordinately tall metal streetlights that would look more at home on a freeway than in a residential area.
When they finally retrofitted the older part of the neighborhood in 2007 or so, they ended up using your typical wooden posts with lamps on them. Somehow that manages to look less tacky.
yea your rant has some kind of general relevance anyway, the 1st two points are basically why i never want to live in suburbia ever at all. i mean in manor park theres a constant slight danger of you getting stabbed, but my neighbours say hi to me and mean it genuinely, rather than being some petty ass middle class dicktards who would be happy to slap a noise prevention order on me to stop me playing drums or whatever
i mean in manor park theres a constant slight danger of you getting stabbed, but my neighbours say hi to me and mean it genuinely, rather than being some petty ass middle class dicktards who would be happy to slap a noise prevention order on me to stop me playing drums or whatever
this.
tho where i live you are more likely to be shot, but the point is still the same so whatevs
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The thing is there are decent rebuttals to be made here and I know there are decent rebuttals to be made here but I just feel like getting this off my chest, not really defending any of my own points
But whatever, the Imipolex has spoken
Things Central Avenue Rather Dislikes About Suburban Living
(some of these are incredibly minor nitpicks, I realize, but hopefully at least some of them are valid)
Nothing is within walking distance: If I want to go to the store to pick up a soda, or if I want fast food, or...pretty much anything, I have to get into my car and drive there. Mind you, the drive tends to be 5-10 minutes, but I would much rather be able to walk 5-10 minutes to accomplish the same thing.
The stupid social games: e.g. the neighbor who reports you for minor city code violations because he doesn't like living next to a mixed-race family; the neighbor who buys a riding mower as a status symbol and then suffers foreclosure six months later; etc.
The blatant artificiality of pretty much everything: God forbid you have normal streetlights. No, you have to have those streetlights that are styled like gas lamps but don't look remotely like any gas lamps that ever existed. Or those fake shutters that people tack next to their windows, despite the fact that we all know damn well they're purely decorative. I never understood those.
Garages that face the front of the house: This is incredibly tacky. Especially because (a) everyone seems to have two-car garages nowadays, which eats up a good chunk of your facade, and (b) even expensive houses seem to have those cheap-looking metal garage doors that are unconvincingly styled to look like wood panels. See artificiality above.
Agree with the first one Second one is a symptom of humanity's general stupidity, I suppose Fake shutters always bothered me too Not even sure what you're getting at with the last one
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
well that was insane
Neither Target nor Wal-Mart had the blind bag ponies, so I ended up at...*shudder*...Kmart.
And guess what, they had a whopping one pony!
So I bought it anyway; I didn't waste an hour of my life to come home ponyless.
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this song is literally amazing and they give it a name like 'brain candle'
I hate facial hair and I shave my head bald nowadays
Once again, the US Marines have shown me the truth on the matter: facial and head hair is for communists and hottentots
If I want to go to the store to pick up a soda, or if I want fast food, or...pretty much anything, I have to get into my car and drive there. Mind you, the drive tends to be 5-10 minutes, but I would much rather be able to walk 5-10 minutes to accomplish the same thing.
e.g. the neighbor who reports you for minor city code violations because he doesn't like living next to a mixed-race family; the neighbor who buys a riding mower as a status symbol and then suffers foreclosure six months later; etc.
God forbid you have normal streetlights. No, you have to have those streetlights that are styled like gas lamps but don't look remotely like any gas lamps that ever existed. Or those fake shutters that people tack next to their windows, despite the fact that we all know damn well they're purely decorative. I never understood those.
This is incredibly tacky. Especially because (a) everyone seems to have two-car garages nowadays, which eats up a good chunk of your facade, and (b) even expensive houses seem to have those cheap-looking metal garage doors that are unconvincingly styled to look like wood panels. See artificiality above.
i dont understand people
person a was a flatmate of my boyfriend's last year. firstly she was quite happy to take my boyfriend's stuff, blame him for anything that went on in the house and generally acted like a huge bitch, letting her friends off if they did anything but yelling at him and leaving passive-aggressive notes everywhere for basically no reason. secondly she told me to my face she didnt like me, apparently she thought i was cool up until the point when she ran into my boyfriends flat covered in blood and i 'didnt do anything', usefully ignoring the fact that literally 5 other people who actually had an idea of what was going on ran in immediately afterwards and started clearing her up and helping her, so you know, i asked if she was okay and one of them was like 'yeah she just fell over and cut her head' so i didnt feel the need to do anything else in particular. also i saw her at one of the end of year uni parties and we merrily shouted abuse at each other for a good 30 seconds or so. basically shes a massive bitch.
okay now consider that she just sent me a friend request on facebook, i mean what the fuck? why would i want contact with you? why would she want contact with me? i dont get it
yeah i think that's all your 'shit about my life literally nobody else cares about' for today
When they finally retrofitted the older part of the neighborhood in 2007 or so, they ended up using your typical wooden posts with lamps on them. Somehow that manages to look less tacky.
i hate whiny fucking songs like this,
but i cant afford a therapist.
Sorry guys, here's a solo.
Second one is a symptom of humanity's general stupidity, I suppose
Fake shutters always bothered me too
Not even sure what you're getting at with the last one
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