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  • Yarrun said:

    Having a severe stomachache due to drinking two Kool-Aid Bursts.

    That shouldn't even be possible. I ate a good two pounds of tater tots yesterday and I just felt a bit bloated.

    How

    How can they make something so terrible?

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    Are you born from the blood of the damned, Kool-Aid Bursts?

    ARE YOU?

    My mandude drank some of that once last year and he got sick for a week; it started with a burning in his throat after he finished one.
  • I need a mandude
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I don't remember Kool-Aid Bursts being so vile...

    ...remember Kool-Aid Jammers? Their version of Tropical Punch was blue, matching Kool-Aid's coloring for it, instead of red like the other versions of it...
  • I actually like Minecraft, but I prefer to play the game rather than use it as a virtual lego set.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...so apparently Kraft kept Kool-Aid in the Kraft/Mondelez split.

    I'd think it was a shoe-in for Mondelez...they took Philadelphia, of all things...
  • What's it even about?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm surprised it took them until this long to put out a Littlest Pet Shop cartoon for The Hub...

    Also the recording I watched didn't have a single Gak commercial. Where'd that meme come from again?
  • Anonus said:

    ...they still make Kool-Aid Bursts? I haven't seen them around here in ages...


    That said, that sucks, Yarrun.
    Really? Huh. If they were way over the expiration date, that would explain the chemical reaction happening in my gut right now.

    And your sympathy is appreciated.

  • What's it even about?



    It's not really "about" much, but there is a semi-linear sequence of goals you have to accomplish to "beat" the game.

    Namely, those would be

    1. Find a dwelling safe from monsters
    2. find and collect diamonds, with which you can make a diamond pickaxe
    3. use the diamond pickaxe to harvest obsidian
    4. use said obsidian to build a portal to the Nether
    5. while in the Nether, do Nether things (this mostly entails getting blaze powder by killing Blazes, which is for reasons that'd take me far too long to explain)
    6. return to the regular world, kill Endermen to obtain Enderpearls
    7. use the Enderpearls to create Eyes of Ender
    8. use the Eyes of Ender to locate the Stronghold (one generates on every map, no exceptions)
    9. use the portal in the Stronghold to reach the area known as "The End"
    10. kill the dragon in The End
    11. you have now beaten Minecraft

    You will have to trust me that this is all far more engaging than it sounds. 

    Beating the game doesn't actually change much, but it gets you the (rather trippy) ending screen.

  • edited 2012-11-12 01:28:02
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^Thanks...

    I'm surprised it took them until this long to put out a Littlest Pet Shop cartoon for The Hub...


    Also the recording I watched didn't have a single Gak commercial. Where'd that meme come from again?
    The Gak ads during the show. You must have skipped them...
  • If you're looking to get a feel for the game, I'd recommend Captain Sparklez' first Survival LP of it (he's on a second one now that uses mods).

    Only bad thing about said LP is his use of facecam in later episodes, but he keeps it to a small, easily ignorable window in the corner of the screen. So it's not too bad.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I found this awesome picture to use in a thread that's melted down into a gigantic flamewar or something but there's not a gigantic flamewar going on so I'm just going to pretend that you all are in some drama-fueled knock-down-drag-out over minecraft even though you're not

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    now to sit back and await my accolades for posting such a hilarious and poignant image amidst such chaos
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I didn't skip any commercials! Insight must have inserted their own commercials or something...Gak
  • I found this awesome picture to use in a thread that's melted down into a gigantic flamewar or something but there's not a gigantic flamewar going on so I'm just going to pretend that you all are in some drama-fueled knock-down-drag-out over minecraft even though you're not


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    now to sit back and await my accolades for posting such a hilarious and poignant image amidst such chaos



    NO CORPORAL!

    ONLY CLASSIC/BORING-AS-SHIT MINECRAFT IS THE REAL GAME!

    ALL THESE ENEMIES AND GOALS ARE GETTING IN THE WAY OF ME BUILDING MY GIANT SONIC THE HEDGEHOG STATUE!

    /people actually say things like this

  • Ah, Clarence.

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    You're the only coffee cup I know that would gladly and admirably kick my ass.

    I've missed you.
  • >gf is prego
    >we like to get kinky anyways
    >one night things get particularly saucy
    >i’m sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
    >wtf it’s red everywhere and she’s obviously not on her period
    >i look up at her, she’s got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she’s not answering
    >ohshitohshitohshitohshit
    >i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
    >she’s still bleeding everywhere
    >by the time we get there, she’s not bleeding much more, but all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
    >oh shit, she looks like she’s in a vegetative state
    >storm into the emergency room, carry her to the nearest doctor and explain everything
    >he takes one look at her and says
    >”sir, i’m sorry, there’s nothing we can do”
    >”WHY THE FUCK NOT???”
    >”we don’t operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce”
    >mfw
  • I didn't skip any commercials! Insight must have inserted their own commercials or something...Gak

    Time Warner. They do that.

  • edited 2012-11-12 01:39:16
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I didn't skip any commercials! Insight must have inserted their own commercials or something...Gak

    Maybe they did...

    I wonder if Discovery has slots open during breaks that providers can fill with their own ads...those Gak ads were probably bought by Discovery.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tre said:

    Time Warner. They do that.

    Welp, there's your answer. Insight's been owned by Time Warner Cable since February.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Wow, I'm way late to bed. I better sign off before it gets any later. Good night!
  • ...Damn, I just realized the edges of Clarence's bottom part should be tapered off and not curvy since he's a cup.

    Oh well. I like how flowy it is now.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night Lee.
  • Good night, Glorious Leeder.
  • I fink you freeky.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Fluttershy's Animal Wonderland will be right back after these messages, so don't touch that dial!
    Um, unless you really want to, I guess...
  • Now that's just sad.

    I kind of feel bad for Romney and the people who voted for him because they actually thought that he was the best candidate (rather than choosing him because there wasn't a better Republican candidate).

    It's like watching a kid after someone tells them that Santa doesn't exist, or that all their Halloween candy went in the trash.


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Why is that episode's title "Too Many Pinkie Pies"

    There is no such thing

    Also it reminds me of an episode idea I had before where Pinkie's friends tell her to be quiet for a bit and then she goes off about how marginalized she feels and then she screams loudly, turning everyone in the world into a clone of her and having endless, infinite fun with herself
  • endless, infinite fun with herself

    Kinky.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    not that kind of fun, silly!
  • The sadness will last forever.
    yolo > swag

    u know its true

    lol lol lol
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I had a dream yesterday that I somehow got an early copy of the 11.975 Mhz book (I don't know either) and flipped through it trying to find the photo of Highway 62 that Corporal Forsythe mentioned a few days ago. Nothing like that was in there, so I assumed my copy was misprinted.

    You needed to know this.

    As a side note, I seem to have stumbled upon the one piece of reading material that makes just as much sense in a dream as it does in real life, heh.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I think CA will appreciate this

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hee hee

    I saw a similar one a while back that was "left turn must turn left" but I can't find a picture of it now...
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  • Hey...
  • edited 2012-11-12 08:20:58
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Hey, guys. I missed the bus again. So I'm missing Physics again. Thankfully, the weather isn't cold as balls this time.

    This northbound bus isn't scheduled to leave its station until 7:15, and ten minutes is about how long it takes to get there on the shortest route. It got to my stop before 7:25. I'm starting to suspect that it leaves early on certain days, especially since the southbound bus came way earlier than usual.

    Vent over. At least I have a little extra time to waste here-- I mean, use productively.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Goad Morning
  • woke up all stubble-y.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^ *shades*
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