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  • lee4hmz said:

    white people mourning Romney

    You've got it all wrong, man. You use the food stamps to get chips and ice cream to drown your sorrows...and the unemployment money to get Preparation H for that butthurt. :lol:

    Zing!
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And from the Tumblr thread:
    That's not funny, you cis-abled anti headmate demi oppressor.
    Man, it's like someone took one of Terrance and Phillip's epic swears from the South Park movie, and ran it though a Monty Python silliness filter. XD
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Is it bad that I don't think "socialism" is a bad thing?

    Apparently the idea of the government taking a bit more from the rich to provide for the poor is terrible and scary, but I think that's how government should work...
  • Yes centie you should be ashamed you horrid person!!!!


    UNAMERKIAN
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    why did I allow myself to acquire multiple android devices

    For all I know I could be signed into Google Talk from one of them and I wouldn't even know my friends are trying to message me 
  • (*Messages centie*)
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    socialism isn't really a good thing, 'cuz any government that claims to be socialist really turns out to be an oppressive dictatorship, or something

    or is that communism? i get those two mixed-up, sometimes!
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    *messages centie on a different android device*
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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    What a fucking moron. How the are you supposed to afford caviar with food stamps?
    Very easily. Caviar is a food product. With food stamps/EBT you can buy any food product. From cheap, practical stuff like powdered milk all the way up to imported sturgeon eggs. If I was on EBT right now, I could hop on my scooter, run to the grocery store down the street (United Market Place, United's upscale grocery) and return with caviar and escargot in about 15 minutes. 

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm guessing that you're assuming there's limits on what kind of foodstuff that food stamps/EBT can purchase. There's not, really. A few years ago -- in an attempt to crack down on childhood obesity and wasting money on shit food -- they tried to push this but it was fought back by gated-community liberals who've never seen what bad parenting and shit food does to a child.  They argue that poor people on EBT are (I'm not making this retarded shit up) trying to buy more calories for their food stamp value. Doesn't matter if it's stuff that's proven damaging like HFCS and trans fats, these poor people are just trying to get more bang for their buck!  They also argue that the reason these people feed their children shit like McDonalds is because that's all they can afford which is even more bullshit -- feeding a family of four at McDonalds will cost around $20 for the meal and $20, spent correctly, can feed a family pretty well for at least two weeks (provided they cook and wash dishes and the like.)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I will crush your Android devices with Salt

    NaCl POwer!!!!!!!!!!

    #gobacktosleepcentralavenue
  • I am currently on foodstamps doofus.


    Considering that I am part of a family of 3 with no other income apart from child support and even then we only get 200 dollars a month, barely enough to scrape by, I'm saying that it's highly unlikely that anybody in their right mind outside of idiotic scare-stories would go out and use their food stamps so foolishly.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    I am currently on foodstamps doofus.

    I apologize for not being psychic enough to know this. 
  • edited 2012-11-11 14:41:34

    With food stamps/EBT you can buy any food product.

    This isn't entirely true. For example, I couldn't go get a rotisserie chicken or a pre-prepared sandwich from the grocery store.

    not that i would get those things.
  • I am currently on foodstamps doofus.

    I apologize for not being psychic enough to know this. 
    ive mentioned this before


    ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU HAVE NOT READ EVERY POST MADE ON THIS FORUM

    UNFORGIVEABLE
  • I am currently on foodstamps doofus.

    I apologize for not being psychic enough to know this. 
    the question is

    just how psychic are you
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    With food stamps/EBT you can buy any food product.

    This isn't entirely true. For example, I couldn't go get a rotisserie chicken or a pre-prepared sandwich from the grocery store.

    not that i would get those things.
    Right. The salad bar here at the store is off-limits to EBT too but getting any other typical food product -- including a jar of caviar or a few lobsters -- is certainly not. I'm not saying that needy folks typically do this, but it's possible.

  • Kexruct said:


    I am currently on foodstamps doofus.

    I apologize for not being psychic enough to know this. 
    the question is

    just how psychic are you
    can forsythe kill goats with his mind?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Kexruct said:


    I am currently on foodstamps doofus.

    I apologize for not being psychic enough to know this. 
    the question is

    just how psychic are you
    can forsythe kill goats with his mind?
    we had to do this very thing during mountain warfare training

    with less mind and more knife
  • Does anyone here know anything about metalwork?
  • edited 2012-11-11 15:48:16

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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    speaking of luxury food items

    I'm out of raw honey for my tea

    TO THE CORPORALMOBILE
  • CALGON

    take me away
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/01/29/intelliear-makes-an-even-goofier-sound-amplifier-commercial/

    I'm half-expecting the guy in the thumbnail to say "IT STINKS!" at some point. 
  • Constructive criticism is welcomed but trolls will be deleted
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Recent Blog Entries:
    ...
    Herbie the Musical Skinstrument
    Oh jeez, the name alone sounds bad enough.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Constructive criticism is welcomed but trolls will be deleted

    code words for "no actual, objective criticism whatsoever is tolerated"
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Yeah, that's pretty much screaming "IF YOU DON'T KISS MY ASS I WILL CENSOR YOUR POSTS".
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Yep. The internet has ruined "constructive criticism" forever 
  • Constructive criticism is welcomed but trolls will be deleted

    code words for "no actual, objective criticism whatsoever is tolerated"
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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    Is it bad that I don't think "socialism" is a bad thing?

    Apparently the idea of the government taking a bit more from the rich to provide for the poor is terrible and scary, but I think that's how government should work...

    Funny, that but thats been the basis for the European Social Democratic model since the end of the war.

    Its taken the Wall Street Crash of 2008 for that model to start unravel(sp).

    And its not pretty.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I love the VA. I really do. They're staffed with wonderful people and they do a wonderful job for veterans like me but as a government agency, they're prone to shit like this:

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    Ran ran ruu
  • edited 2012-11-11 16:56:49
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    The only thing that really bugs me about food stamps that they can ONLY be used for food. I'm sure their are some arguments about the dubious nature of buying six litters of Mt. Dew on them, but mostly, I think it's dumb that you can't purchase toilet paper, paper towels, etc... 

    While they're not food, obviously, it's kinda hard to argue that being able to fill a bathtub with sugary carbonated beverages is more important than having toilet paper on hand.


  • i am so in love with this song
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    enjoying my Veteran's Day with another cup of this spiced tea and honey and some Larry the Cable Guy hamburger helper knockoff dinner

    git r dun
  • Larry the Cable Guy hamburger helper knockoff dinner

    That sounds frightening.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
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    Goad night
  • edited 2012-11-11 18:15:10

    i have returned from scotland. and (important information for central avenue incoming) ive decided that my favourite road is the A82. specifically the section between crianlarich and fort william. here is why

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    (that little road there is the A82.)

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    nice spot to be stuck in a traffic jam:

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    apparently 22 people have been killed on the A82 over the past two years. people want road improvements but i blame the scenery. you can't not get distracted by it


  • edited 2012-11-11 18:18:25

    ^ Shit's gorgeous.


    Mom's making naan. and something else too, dunno what yet tho.

  • I believe the word "feels" would be appropriate here.
  • What is it about Gainax shows that makes me feel nostalgic immediately after watching them?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I had no idea that Scotland or any part of the UK had hills that rugged
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