The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

1171217131715171717187762

Comments

  • Some folks really love their melodrama.

    I guarantee you at least half of these people have forgotten who Romney is by now.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I confess, there are some "Obama was re-elected" reactions I find amusing because the people involved are blatantly racist and it's smugly satisfying to see racist people not get what they want.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Dead Hour Roll Call
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    -gives 1300 some CPR-
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    BREAKING NEWS: Central Avenue overthrows Tennessee, becomes Volunteer State's first Princess
  • Honestly, I wouldn't mind if that actually happens.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    >Implying a red state will accept a transgendered bisexual atheist

    Lol.
  • edited 2012-11-11 11:13:34
    Memphis and Nashville might.

    And you seem to forget that we have two conservatives here who are perfectly fine with people of all sexual orientations.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    ^

    Two?

    Whose the other one?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    >Implying a red state will accept a transgendered bisexual atheist

    Lol.

    What part of "overthrows" confuses you?

    *thwaps with the Princess scepter*
  • ^

    Two?

    Whose the other one?

    That'd be the Corporal.

    Or Naney.
  • ^

    Two?

    Whose the other one?

    Mr. Truant.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Naney is a conservative?

    Thats weird.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I think Naney's more libertarian than "conservative", per se. He certainly wasn't rooting for Romney, FWIW.

    But anyways...

    *lays out map, begins marking on it*

    OK, Anonus can have Knoxville and Chattanooga... I'm keeping Nashville and Memphis for myself...
  • edited 2012-11-11 11:35:33
    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    >Implying a red state will accept a transgendered bisexual atheist

    Lol.

    What part of "overthrows" confuses you?

    *thwaps with the Princess scepter*
    Nothing, I was just pointing  out that they will be 2344521441232423423 rebellions in your country everyday
  • edited 2012-11-11 11:40:15
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image

    Anonus can have whichever county this is in...




    image

    ...This one will go in the "sort it out later" pile
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-11-11 11:40:00
    image
    I confess, there are some "Obama was re-elected" reactions I find amusing because the people involved are blatantly racist and it's smugly satisfying to see racist people not get what they want.

    I found this gem there. (Sorry in advance if anyone's offended.)

    image
    Note that he says ratchet minorities, not just "minorities".

    Now, the funny thing about this tweet is that "ratchet" is a term created by a famous YouTube video:


    So. Ratchet basically means "ghetto fabolous" but worse, but it's still a term created by those same "ratchet minorities" that whoever this jackass was trying to offend. Anyone else find that a bit... hypocritical, if not ironic?

    I'm not offended, I'm just pointing that out.
  • I think Naney's more libertarian than "conservative", per se. He certainly wasn't rooting for Romney, FWIW.

    Yeah



  • Anonus, would you kindly change the name of Live At Five At Four to just Live at Five?

    Okay, it was funny six years ago when you started it, but it's gotten old.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-11-11 11:44:56
    image
    That first dude doesn't deserve to have "Dipper" in his name.

    image

    Quite frankly, the real thing would be offended.
  • Tre said:


    I found this gem there. (Sorry in advance if anyone's offended.)

    image
    This looks like it's supposed to be a joke. I hope.


  • edited 2012-11-11 11:45:21
    Double post.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    I know,

    The Confederate flag was a nice touch though.
  • edited 2012-11-11 12:10:34
    A lot of the people near the area where I live for trying to "reclaim" the Confederate flag. Honestly, I don't think it's actually racist but it is definitely perceived that way by people who don't understand what the South's opinion on the Confederacy was.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    >Implying a red state will accept a transgendered bisexual atheist

    Lol.

    I've lived in Nashville for four years, and a letter I wrote to the newspaper there was awarded some prize they hand out which gets the writer an invitation to a swank annual banquet, with champagne even!  Anyway, being the young guy I was from the southwest, I found to my surprise that every person who stood up to present a talking point confirmed that they were a liberal, and that Nashville at large was mostly a very liberal city, even more so than Memphis. Then later it becomes clearer as this is the city that spawned the likes of Tim Wise and Al Gore. 

    At the same time I was living there, a new french cabaret-style joint opened up downtown which featured only transgendered and transsexual performers. This was in the late 90's, mind you, but it was still welcomed into the city without much fuss. However, not much later it did involve one of the lowest points in US Military history as about 35 miles north is Fort Campbell, one of the US army's largest installations; anyway it wasn't long before the soldiers there decided it would be a good time to head down to this cabaret house and drunkenly heckle the performers. One of the soldiers actually fell in love with one of the performers, and his fellow soldiers -- the very ones who suggested visiting this place every weekend -- went while he was asleep in his bunk and beat him to death with baseball bats for it. This news rocked the country at the time, the performance house closed not long after due to the press always hounding them, and Showtime IIRC made a TV movie over it. 

    TMYK 
  • That is... unfortunate.
  • I just heard some birds do the Song of Healing.

    YNTKT
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    That is... unfortunate.

    Yeah, but the only thing Nashville had to do with this tragedy was its proximity towards said base. It got a story in the paper and on the nightly news and that was about it, and nobody raised a stink about it. 
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    image

    DAMMIT, FOX NEWS

    WTF

  • When The Gerogerigegege cover a song, they really make it their own.

    The secret is to not play anything resembling or inspired by the original song.
  • image


    DAMMIT, FOX NEWS

    WTF
    ....wait, are those not marines?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    that's an Army soldier


  • I think my IQ dropped by a dozen or so points after reading this.

    Anyway I'm going to get my hair cut so people will stop confusing me with  Yogi Bear. See y'all later.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    remember yesterday in the NSFW thread where I pointed out everything wrong with that uniform she was wearing

    especially the point about the flag patch never being on USMC/USN uniforms

    WELL MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE FORWARDED THOSE POINTS TO FOX NEWS
  • that is fucking beautiful


    lmao
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Wow, that Twitter racists article makes me want to go on a Roaring Rampage of B&. :P

    Oh, and good afternoon. XD
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    The early 1970's want an encore. Some troublemakers up in Sweden saying that our CO2 output isn't heralding the planet turning into an oven but staving off the next ice age and global cooling. This means, of course, that they are being viciously attacked by the vanguards of the global warming faithful who are not at all diminished by the fact that this report passed peer review. 

    BRB stocking up on firewood


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...aaand I'm awake again, after I dreamed I drove a car into a lake with video game physics, dooming myself to certain drowning.

    So...I learned a new phobia of mine!
  • it's okay Centie, you'd just respawn
  • mic check, mic check, Mabel P. on the ones and twos
    representing Grav Falls, comin' after yous
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    for some reason I imagined something about Beats by Dr being written in Dipper's book
  • If Anonus's media conglomerate ever ends up absorbing Fox News, I recommend changing its name to Faux News for teh lulz.
  • edited 2012-11-11 14:09:07
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    white people mourning Romney

    You've got it all wrong, man. You use the food stamps to get chips and ice cream to drown your sorrows...and the unemployment money to get Preparation H for that butthurt. :lol:
  • lee4hmz said:

    white people mourning Romney

    What a fucking moron. How the are you supposed to afford caviar with food stamps?
Sign In or Register to comment.