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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    Isn't Satanism the belief that because Satan was banished from the heaven to the earth, he is responsible for all of the good of the world?

    There are a few different Satanic beliefe systems, but I don't think this is really a part of any of the major ones.

    I mean, the theistic sects of Satanism tend to treat Satan as a positive figure, but I don't think any of them have completely attributed the good in the world to him.

     

     

    Also, bye Tools if you're still reading. I will miss your endless supply of free hugs.

  • The most popular branch of Satanism isn't really theistic at all. It's more antitheism but with more douchebaggery and bad outfits.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Isn't Satanism the belief that because Satan was banished from the heaven to the earth, he is responsible for all of the good of the world?
    That sounds like Gnosticism to me, or one of its many sects

    From what I understand, LaVeyan satanism is more of an attachment to atheism and common sense and everything else is scaring Christianity for the lulz

    Then there's Temple of Set which (don't quote me on this) actually believes in the deity of Satan
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Yeah, LaVeyan Satanism is pretty much Libertarianism in scary red-and-black packaging.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    The Gnostic sects do tend to view Satan as a positive figure, but in the sense that he can impart knoweldge and wisdom that can allow the practicioner to escape the demiurge's realm.
  • edited 2012-11-10 18:35:51
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis


    In related news, I always thought the black mass was a sort of bad idea. I mean, it's designed to mock a ritual by being perhaps even MORE elaborate than the ritual it's making fun of.

    Who is the joke really on?



    "I bet me wearing this goat mask will REALLY cheese those Catholics off!"



    Shit, son. You got 'em.

    You found the Catholic's weakness. Putting on a goat mask and being strange with a bunch of dudes in black robes. The Pope just called and canceled Christmas and Easter, he was so upset.



  • LeVeyan Satanism is incredibly, incredibly dumb.

    I mean, people can do what they like, but it's just....do you have nothing better to do with your time?

    If you're going to join a silly religion make it one that's actually fun, like Discordianism or the Church of the SubGenius or something.

  • I wish I could shop at Ames
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    gn
  • Night, Whale.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I almost got a job at Ames once. Then it went out of business.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Ethan,

    Ann and I cannot thank you enough for supporting and believing in our cause.

    This was more than just a campaign -- this was a national movement.

    Thank you for the work that you did -- going across neighborhoods to knock on doors and put up yard signs. Thanks for making phone calls, coming to rallies, donating funds, and convincing friends and family to join our team.

    What's really inspiring is that you came together because you care about America.

    We still believe that better days are ahead. It's up to us to rally together to renew America's promise and restore American greatness.

    From the bottom of our hearts, Ann and I thank you for your support, prayers, efforts, and vote. We are forever grateful to each and every one of you.

    Today's a new day. Keep believing in America.

    Thank you and God bless America,

    Mitt and Ann Romney

    np Mitt cu next game
  • My mom got one of those, despite being a registered Constitutionalist.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    LIKE A WIZARD
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    It's the Marine Corps birthday and I guess I should be getting drunk

    but I don't want to

    I'll have some more of that spiced tea instead
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    I'm enjoying the wonders of spiced cider on the non-alcoholic drink side of things.

     

    Though, mixing orange juice, some Wired lemonade, and a few ounces of Cranberry Ginger ale was a GOOD idea, this morning.

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  • Just saw a Facebook comment by a guy that thinks Action 52 is underrated.

    I have now officially seen everything.

    LIKE A WIZARD

    I strongly believe that the Constitution should remain unaltered! I can also do MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIC TRIIIIIICKS!
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    Also, the formatting on my Satanism page did a number on my post and I think I spent more time fixing it than writting the post.

     

    If it was the author's intention to paint Satan as representation of human desire and not a malaveolent figure that screws with people (like fucking up their forum posts), he's doing a shitty job.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Oh yeah I'm still playing Zelda II

    and get this: I made it through Death Mountain to Spectacle Rock on my first time through.

    of course, I had gamefaqs furnishing a map but still
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Justice42 said:

    Also, the formatting on my Satanism page did a number on my post and I think I spent more time fixing it than writting the post.

     

    If it was the author's intention to paint Satan as representation of human desire and not a malaveolent figure that screws with people (like fucking up their forum posts), he's doing a shitty job.

    Everything I paste into this forum, I set through the "paste as text" filter. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Oh yeah I'm still playing Zelda II


    and get this: I made it through Death Mountain to Spectacle Rock on my first time through.

    of course, I had gamefaqs furnishing a map but still
    I got to the point where I could beat that part pretty easily...

    But the final leg of the game, the trek to the Great Palace...that was needlessly sadistic.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    Justice42 said:

    Also, the formatting on my Satanism page did a number on my post and I think I spent more time fixing it than writting the post.

     

    If it was the author's intention to paint Satan as representation of human desire and not a malaveolent figure that screws with people (like fucking up their forum posts), he's doing a shitty job.

    Everything I paste into this forum, I set through the "paste as text" filter. 
    Yeah, I went back in did that. "Cleansing" the posts made most of the evil go away.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    no, aries, no
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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    this made me laugh
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I hope not.
  • Bonk's Adventure looks like the sort of game I would like were I in possession of a TurboGrafx when it came out.
  • I hope not.

    B-b-but D:

    Too many football people here.
  • My dreams exceed my real life


    no, aries, no
    I must get this "Action 52"!
  • I've kinda always felt bad for the assorted "failed mascots" of pop culture.

    I like to imagine that they're cartoon actors like in Roger Rabbit, and they're only doing this stupid game because it's the only thing that'll pay the bills.

  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Action 52 is a total failure as a game anyone would want to play, but as a Dadaist mindfuck, it excels in spite of itself.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I love how they say "you can even play it on Nintendo!" as if there's any other way to play Action 52.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    What do you think happened to Bubsy?
  • Anonus said:

    What do you think happened to Bubsy?



    Forced to take the role in his games after failing an audition for the original Sonic.

    Dude's probably like, classically trained or some shit.

  • My dreams exceed my real life
    If I went to videogameland and met Gex, I would geek the fuck out and ask for his autograph.

    And then he would take my order for a hamburger and a medium shake.
  • There should be a game where the forgotten mascots of old team up and seek revenge on the industry that abandoned them.

    It would be awesome.

  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I would play that.

    Licensing would probably be hell, though.
  • I dunno.

    Is anyone really jealously guarding the rights to Bubsy the Bobcat?

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Atari owns the Accolade properties now, maybe if this was brought to their attention they'd hand him over unless they knew the game's plot or something...
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Bonk's Adventure looks like the sort of game I would like were I in possession of a TurboGrafx when it came out.

    This is pretty much a given as it was one of the few games that the Turbo had that didn't outright suck
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Bonk was pretty fun, as I recall.
  • LaVeyan satanism has resulted in Lustmord performing live, so it is a good thing.
  • Anonus said:

    Atari owns the Accolade properties now, maybe if this was brought to their attention they'd hand him over unless they knew the game's plot or something...



    It just seems like the sort of IP that could be bought for $20 and some gum.

    We'd also have to get (at bare minimum) The Cheetahmen, Gex, and....hm. What are some other failed mascots from that era? Awesome Possum I guess, but his game was just unplayable from what I've heard.

    In unrelated news, it occurred to me just now that I might be one of the few people who still has a working image of Hell Night / Dark Messiah. The .ISO I got was the only one that was still available last I checked, and it was on Megaupload, meaning it's probably inaccessible now.

    I feel like I'm part of some seekrit klub now. Woo.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    While we're on the subject of the Turbografx-16, the ever-present element who always reminds everyone that it's really an 8-bit machine are fucking annoying, as if that really matters.  In fact, the Turbo's parallel 8-bit CPUs are faster than the Genesis/Megadrive's and the SNES's CPUs (and the SNES CPU is actually faster than the Megadrive's. Surprise!)

    The TB16 and Genesis are very, very comparable machines. The TB16 can display more colors, a wider resolution (384x240 officially, 512x240 with no hacks or anything) and bigger sprites, the Genesis has an extra background layer. 
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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