The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

Imipolex G · 2012-11-10 11:35:16

Oh, thanks.

*looks it up* Newbery Medal, eh? I hope the dog doesn't die. :(

Princess Alice · 2012-11-10 11:36:52

Crap, I can't find my sleep mask...

Aliroz · 2012-11-10 11:37:03

There are no dogs in The Westing Game.

Don't read any more about it, it's a book that is completely ruined by spoiling it. Experience my favourite book in the world for yourself, with all the surprising.

Imipolex G · 2012-11-10 11:43:46

All right then.

Obā-san · 2012-11-10 11:59:27

sometimes i feel like a dead man

when i walk around my house

petrified of going out

i couldn't leave to save my life

i'm a waste of my freedom

cuz i've imprisoned myself

with this crippling lack of wealth

and my decaying sense of self

and i have two years left

and i hate my future

i hate my job

and i'm such a fucking slob

oh, my apartment is a mess

and i am very resentful

that life isn't art

and harry potter & voldemort

are works of fiction, not our world

and we have two years left

and i hate sleeping

and i hate waking up

with a sense of shame

and i hate sleeping

and i hate waking up

and i can't afford to give a fuck about myself

and i have two years left

two years left

two years left to go

two years left

two years left to go

Obā-san · 2012-11-10 12:05:42

I knew a woman once

giving birth to kittens and mice

And the kittens were born full of their brothers and sisters

And they were punished swiftly

though they didn't know why

They thought they were food

they did not know what they'd done

And I was a person once

sending off unread letters

receiving no reply

never bothering asking why

I had a heart once

full of fire and passion

but the summer took it away from me

And autumn has come to retrieve it

And I was a man once

When I was six-years-old

but now I am just a boy

pretentious and brash and bold

The kittens were murdered

thrown into burlap sacks

and weighted down with rocks

in a river deep and black

And they went to Heaven.

They went to Heaven.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-11-10 12:06:56

Imipölex G said:
Oh, thanks.

*looks it up* Newbery Medal, eh? I hope the dog doesn't die. :(

I hardly read any children's literature growing up, but I avoided anything with that award because either someone or something dies or there's something else disturbing going on that delights adults into thinking that this garbage is good for a kid

fuck that, my school library had a large volume of Peanuts and that's about all I ever read

Obā-san · 2012-11-10 12:09:16

I have never seen a newbery attached to a good book

Obā-san · 2012-11-10 12:09:25

Tre · 2012-11-10 12:23:22

me encanta un show mas

Obā-san · 2012-11-10 12:31:55

Imipolex G · 2012-11-10 12:33:01

Flawless logic

Obā-san · 2012-11-10 12:35:41

Tre · 2012-11-10 12:40:23

:(

Obā-san · 2012-11-10 12:48:38

MrTruant.gif

Imipolex G · 2012-11-10 12:53:35

Obā-san · 2012-11-10 12:58:09

man elmo is great

i shoulda voted for him

Imipolex G · 2012-11-10 12:59:53

Tre · 2012-11-10 13:02:48

Imipolex G · 2012-11-10 13:05:52

dafuq

Obā-san · 2012-11-10 13:07:33

regular show

Tre · 2012-11-10 13:19:18

Mr. Truant said:
regular show

un show mas

Tre · 2012-11-10 13:20:24

who names their kid "bar"

Imipolex G · 2012-11-10 13:34:12

Mr. & Mrs. Refaeli

Tre · 2012-11-10 13:35:07

i figured as much

Imipolex G · 2012-11-10 13:50:05

HIPPIE MUSIC TIEM

Imipolex G · 2012-11-10 13:50:35

also, typos in YouTube video titles irritate me, don't people pay any attention to what they're uploading?

Imipolex G · 2012-11-10 14:10:48

So now I'm trying to remember what kinda stuff you typically find in one of those state welcome center things

Obā-san · 2012-11-10 15:13:58

In this time of darkness and confusion, Kieth Jarrett is helpful

Obā-san · 2012-11-10 15:19:21

I think I have finally crossed a line with mom.

Which is stupid, I told her a whole bunch I shouldn't do this year of high school once it turned out it wasn't gonna work out like it should have.

And then when things don't work out she's angry at me.

(*Shrug*)

Well, that's the breaks.

Jumpingzombie · 2012-11-10 15:29:49

I awake

Obā-san · 2012-11-10 15:37:45

I am an adult human being.

Imipolex G · 2012-11-10 15:42:29

^^that's what I used to say

^that too

Jumpingzombie · 2012-11-10 15:46:32

^It's true, it's all true

ProfessorGator · 2012-11-10 15:49:23

I wassss oncccce a maaaan...

Imipolex G · 2012-11-10 15:53:08

how many special people change
how many lives are living strange
where were you while we were getting high

lee4hmz · 2012-11-10 16:37:34

Hi JZ!

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-11-10 16:38:44

There's a new season of red dwarf and none of you told me

Ace Rimmer · 2012-11-10 16:48:27

Corporal Forsythe said:
There's a new season of red dwarf and none of you told me

Its been and gone matey

Obā-san · 2012-11-10 17:01:16

"Hey, we're here too!" Dash exclaimed. "Don't forget about us just because you're shit at polilogue!"
"Yeah, ya schmuck! What are we, invisible or something?!" an out-of-character Rarity agreed, gently and bloodily inserting her horn through the fourth wall and up the author's left nostril.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-11-10 17:21:48

Ace Rimmer said:

Corporal Forsythe said:
There's a new season of red dwarf and none of you told me
Its been and gone matey

well it's new to me

Ace Rimmer · 2012-11-10 17:24:03

Corporal Forsythe said:

Ace Rimmer said:

Corporal Forsythe said:
There's a new season of red dwarf and none of you told me
Its been and gone matey
well it's new to me

My name change was linked to the fact there was a new series :3

Toolsie · 2012-11-10 17:25:49

Guys... This is the last time you'll see my until Tuesday afternoon. Going away for a field trip. Ugh. -hugs all- I'll try not to die whilst out there, and try not to have a complete mental breakdown. Apparently the place has Wi Fi, but I'm not holding my hopes up. See you soon... Love you all. <3

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-10 17:27:23

Bai Toolsy.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-11-10 17:28:57

Have fun Tools

ProfessorGator · 2012-11-10 17:30:37

See you, Tools! I hope you have a nice trip.

Anonus · 2012-11-10 17:32:11

Bye Tools, hopefully it goes well...

Misery · 2012-11-10 17:49:31

blah

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-10 18:09:14

So I'm listening to Dots & Loops and have decided that Stereolab are a pretty kickin' band.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-11-10 18:09:56

Have fun Tools

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