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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yeah, that too, good night Imi.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I feel guilty about desiring Miramax Films

    It feels like the Weinstein brothers deserve it, not me
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    then split it 50/50
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I was thinking 80/20 but 50/50 seems morally better somehow...
  • Trawling various freeware game sites and all I see is bad arcade games and generic hipstershit.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hipstershit?

    I was thinking that with Miramax I'd hold the distribution rights to all pre-Filmyard releases by the studio, while Weinstein gets half the profits from the library, but Weinstein controls the "Miramax" name, the studio's franchises, and any future productions from the studio.
  • "Moody" platformers or adventure games in monochrome, pretending to be profound but without actually meaning anything.

    I remember when these kinds of games were rare enough for most of them to be good.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I've never played games like that but you've reminded me that it's been a while since I played game, game, game, and again game.
  • *hugs everyone*
  • Thanks, Tools.

    You know what would be really, really cool?

    A magic sim.

    Like, just a game where you're basically in a vacuum, and have to work out how a given system of magic works.

    hm

  • edited 2012-11-10 04:39:20
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I've decided it will be neither life.odt nor hope.odt

    Instead it will be Friendship.odt and it will contain all those little moments that make me glad I have friends.
  • I have downloaded an IF engine called Twine.

    Drink The Moon is now in development.

    Why is it called that? Because fuck you, I make good titles, that's why.

  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    This is a startling admission considering how most left-leaning British citizens react at Thatcher's name being mentioned
    I was born at the end of Thatchers reign but I know why she got elected.

  • Actually I'm starting to think this might work better as an on-forum adventure game.

    Like the whole Zestpoole thing but more serious. Twine has some serious engine limitations I really didn't foresee as being a problem, but they sorta are.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Brian Williams Reporting on Satanism in America

    Satanism

    SATANIC
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    What would Drink The Moon be about?
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Anonus said:

    Brian Williams Reporting on Satanism in America

    Satanism

    SATANIC

    Isn't Satanism the belief that because Satan was banished from the heaven to the earth, he is responsible for all of the good of the world?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm not sure

    I find "Satanism" a funny word, though, is that bad?
  • Anonus said:

    What would Drink The Moon be about?



    Things 'n stuff.

    It does seem like a good idea, doesn't it?
    Sometimes, walks are better for the mind than just laying in bed. As you shuffle along the sidewalk at an easy pace, you glance up at the moon. It's full tonight, big, bright, and maybe just a bit intimidating.
    You've always sorta liked the moon. But at the same time, the thing's a bit scary too. It makes the night both more and less frightening by illuminating a lot of the dark places, but, depending on what's in those dark places, that can just make it scarier.
    Can't it?

    [Of course it can]

    [What can be in dark places?]

    This is as far as the story currently goes. The things in brackets being the branch buttons.

  • you know what screw it

    im doin this man

    im makin this hapen

  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    I love good ode to everyday paranoia.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Should Rob the Firefighter be given his own cartoon series?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aww, somekitty looks comfy~
  • edited 2012-11-10 09:34:14

    3 years ago I went to Hot Topic to buy Cannibal Corpse, Job For A Cowboy, and Necrophagist merchandise.
    (Brutal, deathy gorey rape murder *with zombies*)
    Now I go there to get a shirt with a pink-maned pony 'yelling': "yay".
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I think I forgot to post this here, but I meant to:


    It's nowhere near a complete collection, but it's all I've got in my library...
  • edited 2012-11-10 10:22:04
    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America?
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I keep reading "Dublin-Granville Rd" as "Dunville-Granbull Rd."
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Amusingly, nobody I know calls it "Dublin-Granville Road" anyway. Everyone just calls it "One-Sixty-One", even though that section of it hasn't been State Route 161 since 1997.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    BLACK MAGICK
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It actually gets confusing at times because people also call the current State Route 161 "One-Sixty-One." So oftentimes if someone refers to 161 you have to ask if they mean the old one or the new one.
  • A proposal: TV Tropes should never, ever be mentioned or given shoutouts in fanfiction.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I second the motion.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    A proposal: fanfiction should never be written unless it's going to be really hilariously bad.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Do you even really need a proposal for that?
  • I like some fanfics.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Some fanfiction is just dull.
  • Sesame Street premiered 43 years ago.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.


    Trash Heap anthem
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image

    centralavenue.jpg
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Oh, Central Avenue, that's beautiful, and it is so very much you!

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

    I wish someone could find an anonus.jpg, an imipoelexg.jpg, a yarrun.jpg, an odradek.jpg, or an aliroztheconfused.jpg
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm sure someone could draw something...

    Not me, though.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anyways, good-morning, heapers and tropers!

    -Hugs Imipolex and gives him a copy of The Westing Game by Ellen Raskin to read-
  • I'm afraid of the way that I live my life
    I'm afraid of the way I don't
    I'm afraid of the things I wanna do but I won't

    I'm afraid of God
    I'm afraid to believe
    And I'm afraid of all the loved ones that I've made leave
    I'm afraid that my dog doesn't love me anymore

    I'm afraid of the social laziness that let Kitty Genovese die
    And I'm afraid of the mob mentality that makes otherwise normal people go blind
    I'm afraid of the way the world works
    And I'm afraid of the words in my notebooks
    I'm afraid that you all know that I am a pervert

    But the bid red bird that lives under the city
    Doesn't give a damn about me
    And it dies every night
    By burning alive

    I'm afraid of my Grandfather's cancer
    And I'm afraid of my Mom's dying arm
    I'm afraid that I've somehow caused my family harm
    I'm afraid that the ones I love won't have enough
    I'm afraid that the ones I love won't have enough

    It's harder to be yourself
    Than it is to be anybody else
    I wish I were a little less of a coward
    But the big red bird that lives under the city
    Doesn't give a damn about me
    And it dies every night
    So I bought a knife
    I am a knife
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