The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    FLAT STANLEY
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Good-night, tropers and heapers.

    Resurgam.

    May you all find what you are looking for; see you on Monday.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh god I had this book as a kid

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    It was the awesomest thing ever; like every other page was actually an envelope and you could pull out a letter or postcard addressed to some character from a fairy tale.

    I wish I still had my copy ;_;
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Reading other people's mail? For shame!
  • It's strange how "rock" parts of Primitive Radio Gods' Rocket are. Especially compared to their most well known song ("Standing Outside a Broken Phonebooth with Money in my Hand").
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    That sounds like a wonderful book!

    I shall dream of it.

    Resurgam.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-11-09 23:33:26
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    I'm lonely again for some reason. Bluh.

    At least I have Weezer, although arguably that might just make it worse.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    captain kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain
  • captain kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain

    the answer is sex
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    well duh
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Someone should write a book where the Three Bears pursue legal action against Goldilocks in court.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    No, the answer is that there is a tam o'shanter up on the top of the mountain, and Kirk wants it.
  • and the looped sample plays like a lonely ghost crying out to a long-dead lover.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Ohai heapers!

    Just got back from seeing a play. Was very good. Very funny. I enjoyed it.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What play?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Was it Waiting for Godot
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sometimes I try to imagine a Pinkie Pie version of Waiting for Godot

    I don't know why
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I just prevented my brother from egging the car of a guy who acted like a jerk to me today.

    Welp.
  • Hello beautiful people of the trash heap
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Hi JZ!
  • edited 2012-11-10 00:03:56
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    ^^^^^Nope!

    It was called The 39 Steps

    It was basically the Alfred Hitchcock movie The 39 Steps

    with a cast of only four actors

    so there's one guy playing the main character

    one woman playing the main character's three love interests

    and two actors playing every other character in the show.

    Hi, JZ!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hi JZ!

    How's that "life" thing going?
  • LWLW
    edited 2012-11-10 00:43:26

    What was originally posted here was pretty lame, so hopefully this will make up for it.
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hi JZ.
  • edited 2012-11-10 00:13:56
    Hi, Spacey, CA, and Imi!

    CA: Life's been going. I was sick all week but I'm feeling somewhat better; I'm glad for the extra day off to rest. Also, my brain decided to take advantage of the situation and make me have a Freudian Slip and just do really stupid things all week. Yay.

    How about you?

    Hey Anonus.
  • edited 2012-11-10 00:38:24
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm not doing too bad. I've been off my medicine for a day or two, and I was getting pretty frustrated with stuff earlier, but I think I'm okay now.

    I'm still pulling up quotes from various chat logs and emails to stuff into hope.odt...
  • I, for my part, am still a caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
  • So it turns out that the Pathways into Darkness remake I and others have been long awaiting was, in fact, completed, but was only for the first level.

    Because that makes sense.

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm tired and I know I should go to bed yet I do not.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I feel weird about my approach to television and business.

    I feel that a la carte is linear TV's future, yet pretend to own a giant media company grappling with whether or not to embrace the bringers of new business models/media or to try to crush them because the old models/media make more money and are easier to control.

    Also, I derive pleasure from pretending to control and brand a large, fictional business but wouldn't want to actually run one.
  • You should consider developing an Entertainment Tycoon game.
  • edited 2012-11-10 01:42:19
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I have had thoughts about this, yes...

    I worry about my fictitious business sense. At various times I have wanted to enter the magazine, book, and music industries, although all have suffered to varying degrees thanks to shifts in their business models (the music industry in particular makes me think that the middlemen running the record labels could one day become irrelevant/nonexistent, correct me if I'm wrong), and giant multimedia companies tend to be inefficient messes anyway; the one-time multimedia king, Time Warner, was swallowed up by AOL and the combined entity got indigestion, having since divested its pro wrestling, pro sports, book, music, cablesystem, and ISP properties and choosing to focus on movies, cable TV networks, and magazines.

    One of the things they divested? A stake in Google, predating their IPO.
  • *holds up sign saying FREE HUGS*
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'll take one!
  • Tools said:

    *holds up sign saying FREE HUGS*

    I'll take one.
  • edited 2012-11-10 01:44:12
    ಠ_ಠ
    *hugs both*

    There you go :3
  • Dank je.

    I wish to write raps about video games and centipedes. Someone stop me.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Thanks.

    What about centipedes who play video games?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Also, I derive pleasure from pretending to control and brand a large, fictional business but wouldn't want to actually run one.

    I have thoughts on this but I doubt my ability to share them without being stupid >_<
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I missed the free hugs. :(
  • edited 2012-11-10 01:58:41
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Why would you be stupid for that?

    ^*free hug*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    THANK YOU ANONUS
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You're welcome.

  • blast from the past.
  • Ugh.

    I feel incredibly stressed right now for some reason and I'm not sure why.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    That sucks...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ok now i'm going to sleepy
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Let's become corporations

    They don't have to have social skills but they get all the same rights as people
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night Imi.
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