You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Hello. Just woke up from a bizarre dream.
I was told I had to start using a wheelchair, though no reason was given for this and I could still walk fine. Later I was on the set of a Disney show aimed at preschoolers, and the length of time it took to film a certain segment drove me insane.
Then I got into a stupid fight with a DEA spokesperson who tried to tell me weed was bad, but I realized I could be as mean as I wanted to with her because I'd already seen the future and knew I didn't get arrested.
I was told I had to start using a wheelchair, though no reason was given for this and I could still walk fine. Later I was on the set of a Disney show aimed at preschoolers, and the length of time it took to film a certain segment drove me insane.
Then I got into a stupid fight with a DEA spokesperson who tried to tell me weed was bad, but I realized I could be as mean as I wanted to with her because I'd already seen the future and knew I didn't get arrested.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
> implying the DEA stopped caring about Colorado
I'd like that to happen but unfortunately it hasn't yet
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
My friend Carlos is actually taking a Comics course (as a secondary to his main interest in languages). He says it's actually been quite helpful, so I dunno.
I was told I had to start using a wheelchair, though no reason was given for this and I could still walk fine. Later I was on the set of a Disney show aimed at preschoolers, and the length of time it took to film a certain segment drove me insane.
Then I got into a stupid fight with a DEA spokesperson who tried to tell me weed was bad, but I realized I could be as mean as I wanted to with her because I'd already seen the future and knew I didn't get arrested.
...so yeah.
I want to make YKAHC ripoffs of all of your dreams, CA.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I would be interested in seeing this, for some reason
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
A long time ago, Anonus asked if he would be allowed to use the U.S. Route shield in a logo.
Standard: Any traffic control device design or application provision contained in this Manual shall be considered to be in the public domain. Traffic control devices contained in this Manual shall not be protected by a patent, trademark, or copyright, except for the Interstate Shield and any items owned by FHWA.
So there's your answer. As long as it's not the Interstate shield, you're golden!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Working on the next installment of Amazon.com and The Insufferable Jackass now.
I've finally standardized on a capitalization...The Insufferable Jackass's "The" is always capitalized but the Conductor's "the" is not. I figure it's mildly amusing to think that "The" is part of Jackie's name (like "The Cheat"), but that's not the case with the Conductor.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
This might be a stupid question, but is that good or bad?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Amazon.com and the Insufferable Jackass in Train Trouble
Chapter 10
It was a dark, wet Wednesday morning (though most would still call it Tuesday night) as Amazon.com, The Insufferable Jackass, and the Conductor walked along the rural highway. In the distance smoke billowed from the ruins of the Hotel California, but they never turned to look back.
“Amazon.com,” said The Insufferable Jackass. “What time is it?”
Amazon.com pulled out her Kindle e-book reader. “It's 2:07 am, Jackie.”
“God,” said The Insufferable Jackass. “I just want to sleep. Can't we find somewhere to sleep?”
“Jackie! We're on the run from the law now. We can't stop until we get the hell out of Dodge!”
“What does that even mean?”
“It means just keep walking, Jackie,” said Amazon.com.
“Where the hell are we, anyway?”
“How should I know?” said Amazon.com.
“Not like it matters anyway, I guess. We'll probably all die of boredom before we see daylight.”
“If you're so bored, Jackie, I know what will cheer you up,” said Amazon.com “Group song!”
Amazon.com and the Conductor began to sing together:
And I would walk 804.7 kilometers, and I would walk 804.7 more
Just to be the man who walks 1,609 kilometers to fall down at your door!
“I'm pretty sure that's not how that goes,” said The Insufferable Jackass.
“Of course it is!” said Amazon.com “The original lyrics were written in the '80s, but they changed them when Scotland converted to metric a few years later.”
“That's not true.”
“Prove it!”
“Don't you have the Proclaimers' entire discography on your Kindle? Here, let me see it!” The Insufferable Jackass reached for Amazon.com's Kindle, but Amazon.com pulled it away.
“Sorry, battery's dead!”
“But didn't you just use it to check the time?”
“Battery died after that!”
“This isn't funny, Amazon.com.”
“Actually, it kinda is,” said the Conductor.
“I hate you both,” said The Insufferable Jackass. “Can we at least hitchhike or something?”
“Do you see any cars around?” said Amazon.com.
“Well, there was that one that passed by a couple miles back. But you let him get away, because apparently you two would rather walk until the end of time.”
“Is bitching about walking all you intend to do?” said the Conductor.
“I don't see why not,” said The Insufferable Jackass.
The Conductor turned to Amazon.com. “Can I strangle him now?”
“Not quite yet, Conductor.” she replied.
They walked in silence for a moment, then The Insufferable Jackass opened his mouth to speak again. Thankfully for everyone, Amazon.com interrupted him.
“How about we play a game?” she said.
“What kind of game?” asked The Insufferable Jackass.
“This kind of game!” Amazon.com replied impatiently. “I spy, with my little eye...”
“It's the road.” The Insufferable Jackass and the Conductor said together.
“Oh, fine, let's see you do better!”
“Honestly,” said the Conductor. “There's not much else we can see.”
“Wait, what's that?” said Amazon.com, pointing to a shape in the distance.
“It's a sign of some type, I think...” said the Conductor. “Now we'll finally be able to figure out where we are!”
They all hurried toward the sign. As Amazon.com shined the light of her Kindle e-book reader on it, it could be read quite clearly:
“Oh god,” said The Insufferable Jackass. “This is it.”
“What are you on about?” said the Conductor.
“This is it. This is Hell. It makes so much sense now...walking down a road for all eternity is my ironic punishment. Granted, I'm not sure what it's an ironic punishment for, exactly, but it must be, because what other explanation is there? Hell is clearly the only--”
“Will you shut up already?” screamed the Conductor.
“Why should I? I'm already in Hell!”
“God, The Insufferable Jackass, you are the most insufferable--”
“Knock it off, you two!” Amazon.com interrupted. “Here we are!” She pointed to another sign at the side of the road, which the others had overlooked in the commotion:
YOU ARE NOW LEAVING DODGE
“Finally!” said The Insufferable Jackass. “I was just, uh, making up all that Hell stuff...can we rest now?”
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You'll just have to stay tuned to find out~
(I do have a vague idea for the next part, but I haven't written it yet)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Is it bad that I get irritated when I see cops pulling people over?
There's an intersection I pass on the way to school. Every evening as I'm heading into downtown, there's at least one cop--sometimes two--who pulled over someone heading out of downtown, presumably running the red light. It just pisses me off...does the city need money that desperately that you have to go and harass people who are just trying to get home for the evening?
Is it bad that I get irritated when I see cops pulling people over?
There's an intersection I pass on the way to school. Every evening as I'm heading into downtown, there's at least one cop--sometimes two--who pulled over someone heading out of downtown, presumably running the red light. It just pisses me off...does the city need money that desperately that you have to go and harass people who are just trying to get home for the evening?
Are you saying that law breakers shouldn't be punished?
I was told I had to start using a wheelchair, though no reason was given for this and I could still walk fine. Later I was on the set of a Disney show aimed at preschoolers, and the length of time it took to film a certain segment drove me insane.
Then I got into a stupid fight with a DEA spokesperson who tried to tell me weed was bad, but I realized I could be as mean as I wanted to with her because I'd already seen the future and knew I didn't get arrested.
...so yeah.
I want to make YKAHC ripoffs of all of your dreams, CA.
CAMERAMAN. PREPARE THE ACTORS FOR ANOTHER FILMING. THIS SCENE IS NOT PERFECT YET
sir, I was asked to inform you that you are not stanley kubrick
also, these are child actors
NONSENSE. BACK WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I'D SPEND ALL DAY PRETENDING TO BE HIP AND FRESH. THEY CAN DO IT TOO
they didn't do it in a studio locked from the inside
CAMERAMAN, I AM YOUR DIRECTOR AND
king?
YOUR ONLY HOPE OF GETTING TO WORK ON A REAL TV SERIES. NOW GET BACK TO WORK.
sir, the princess is revolting
THE SHOWER'S IN THE BACK
no, I mean, she just set the other actors on fire.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Are you saying that law breakers shouldn't be punished?
Well, okay, the thing that gets me is this: if the roadways were actually adequate to handle the amount of traffic they need to, you wouldn't have nearly as many people running the red light.
East Broad Street really needs to have three lanes in each direction all the way out to the beltway, but everything from Bexley eastward has only two lanes in each direction.
People are hateful, and people are rude. But God I love some people sometimes, because people are very very special. And people are impatient, they dont know how to wait.
And people are selfish, people are prone to hate.
But God I love some people sometimes, because people are the greatest thing to happen.
I said God I love some people sometimes, because people are the greatest thing to happen.
And People are people, regardless of skin.
And people are people, regardless of creed.
People are people regardless of gender, people are people regardless of anything.
I said People are people regardless of gender, people are people regardless of anything.
And people are my religion, because I believe in them.
People are my enemies and people are my friends.
I have faith in my fellow man, and I only hope that he has faith in me.
I said I have faith in my fellow man, and I only hope that he has faith in me.
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PSY was already signed to some Korean label, so I'm not entirely sure how that works.
SEXY LAAAAAAAADYYYYYYYYYYY
I mean um
hi.
''-hugs all-''
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
...
>_>
<_<
They're like a drug to me
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
*sigh*
TGIF
Speaking of TGIF sentiments, my knees are killing me.
Figuratively, obviously.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Perhaps I should also learn to be pyrokinetic
Also I'm giggling
Why am I posting this
Edit: Or the 1st Mercian Regiment?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eob7V_WtAVg
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
sir, I was asked to inform you that you are not stanley kubrick
also, these are child actors
NONSENSE. BACK WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I'D SPEND ALL DAY PRETENDING TO BE HIP AND FRESH. THEY CAN DO IT TOO
they didn't do it in a studio locked from the inside
CAMERAMAN, I AM YOUR DIRECTOR AND
king?
YOUR ONLY HOPE OF GETTING TO WORK ON A REAL TV SERIES. NOW GET BACK TO WORK.
sir, the princess is revolting
THE SHOWER'S IN THE BACK
no, I mean, she just set the other actors on fire.
AGAIN. SHOWERS. IN. THE BACK.