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  • they just seem to be pretty common opinions amongst coding nerds.


    no.

    no lazuli.

    you are not correct.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Justice42 said:

    So this is what it's like to be able to taste the butthurt from over the internet.
    ??
    What Justice means is whoever you're hearing that from is either all in some really stupid joke or they're dumb enough to think Lisp has any practical use outside learning the foundations of programming languages
  • you are not correct.

    Well I hear it pretty frequently.

    Well

    no, not frequently.

    But more than twice.

    Which is frequently enough for me.

  • edited 2012-11-08 17:56:13
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    ^^^I would hope not...

    I'm not sure in what world Python and Lisp are considered the pinnacle of the coding library.

    Oh wait...

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    For the record, I have nothing against either language. Just that, they're not exactly what jumps to mind when I think "Programming languages that companies fork over huge sacks of cash for if you can write in them."
  • Speaking of 079, apparently you get an important object from it/him in one of those crappy SCP games.

    I haven't personally played them, but they look fairly good for games quickly designed by one person. 
  • ^^Well, I have no idea what "useful" means to these people.
    Kexruct said:

    I haven't personally played them, but they look fairly good for games quickly designed by one person. 



    They're bad Amnesia clones that substitute originality with borrowed internet lore. End of story.

    So's Slender, for that matter.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    SL: here you go:


    This book is by the two guys who came up with C years ago and to this day it's the single best way to learn the language. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    What do you have against being FABULOUS?
  • They make you make an avatar instead of just using a picture?
  • Well, it is a forum for a game.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "Well, I have no idea what "useful" means to these people."

    I would hazard to guess they're either just getting into programming, or trying to make some sort of video game, or both. 

    Which is fine. They just need to realize that isn't exactly the fast track to creating brilliant pieces of software.

    For the sake of internet clarity, I'm not attempting to make fun of you. It just amuses me that anyone with even a basic understanding of programming languages (E.G. these people you're talking about) would pick LISP and Python as the top of the echelon. 
  • Come to think of it I'm not sure what I'd do with my newfound coding ability, were I to acquire it.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Super Lazili,

    There are cars are do 300 mpg and there are commercial cars that do 75mpg now
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You know, I always wondered what kind of name "CATS" was, and how evil he is.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
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  • Zero Wing is allegedly actually a decent game, but I've never played it.

    I just long for the day when ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US is retro and thus, cool again, because I still find it amusing.


  • > i discover a sweet band


    > turns out they were in town two days ago


    Of course.
  • this is very jangly, Truant.

    Unrelatedly

    I don't get why people always seem to assume Randall Munroe is constantly serious 100% of the time when he writes xkcd.

  • edited 2012-11-08 18:21:34
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

    Zero Wing is allegedly actually a decent game, but I've never played it.

    I just long for the day when ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US is retro and thus, cool again, because I still find it amusing.

    I've heard the music is really good, but the only songs I can remember off the top of my head are the opening theme and the first level music. I do like the latter song, though.

    Speaking of the first level, I always thought Natols was a weird planet name.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Zero Wing is allegedly actually a decent game, but I've never played it.

    I just long for the day when ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US is retro and thus, cool again, because I still find it amusing.

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    Here I am running the PC Engine/Turbografx port which suffered a bit because the PC Engine has only 1 background layer (where the Genesis has 2 and the SNES has 3)

    It's not bad shooter, but it's certainly not a genre-defining one like Gradius, Gaiares or even Darius. 
  • Are you playing that, like, right now?

    Also I've never heard of Gaiares. Or if I have, under a different name.

    Also a lot of people seem to not like Darius.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Zero Wing is allegedly actually a decent game, but I've never played it.

    I just long for the day when ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US is retro and thus, cool again, because I still find it amusing.

    I've heard the music is really good, but the only songs I can remember off the top of my head are the opening theme and the first level music. I do like the latter song, though.

    Speaking of the first level, I always thought Natols was a weird planet name.
    ....but the music is where the PC Engine version shines. The Natols theme is played with actual instruments, not some flimsy 16-bit console sound chip. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG

  • There's a rapist and a Nazi living in our tiny hearts
    Child pornographers and cannibals and politicians too
    There's someone in your head waiting to fucking strangle you.
    So here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
    People love you more, oh nevermind, oh nevermind
    In fucking fact, Mrs. Robinson
    The world won't care whether you live or die, live or die
    In fucking fact, Mrs. Robinson, 
    They probably hate to see your stupid face, your stupid face
    So here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, 
    You live in an unforgiving place.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
  • After listening to a couple AJJ songs I don't think I like them. I don't really care for this sort of smugly sarcastic indie rock.

    Anyone remember Travis? They were an alright band.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Also I've never heard of Gaiares. Or if I have, under a different name.

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    Gaiares was one of the first 8-megabit shooters to hit stateside, which they used all that extra space to make it one of the more visually impressive Genesis/Megadrive shooters. There's no power-ups, you have to "steal" weaponry from enemy ships. 
  • Sounds pretty cool. Might see if I can't find a way to play it and kill a few hours with it sometime.

    Not right now though.

    Unrelated: It's really sad to me that Primitive Radio Gods never got really, any exposure.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    If you liked Thunder Force III (Spirits) then you'll fucking love Gaiares. 

    Gaiares even has a few homages to Gradius in it. 
  • THUNDER FORCE

    good game but I never did beat it.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
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    Give it up, Europe. No matter how gay you try to be, you'll never be as baller as US Marine Corps scout snipers. 
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    Give it up, Europe. No matter how gay you try to be, you'll never be as baller as US Marine Corps scout snipers. 
    Caption: I LOVE YOU MAN ;-;
  • edited 2012-11-08 18:44:07
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I've been thinking about Revelations: Persona a lot lately.

    I think it's accurate to say that it's like the 4Kids dub of Yu-Gi-Oh!, but with significantly less censorship of death and violence. It's hilariously bad.

    In fact, I'd love to do a liveblog of it if I ever had the chance. I'd be curious to see your reactions to it.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I have apparently killed the NSFW thread with bizarre Homestuck fan-fiction...

    Probably doesn't help that most people who frequent the page don't read Homestuck. :/ 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yeah, I don't understand it because of lack of Homestuck knowledge...

    I'd post more mammaries but those seem to get a lukewarm response
  • Yeah, I don't understand it because of lack of Homestuck knowledge...

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    well everyone was all POST DICKS and I posted dicks

    like a million of them

    and everyone was all ...


  • edited 2012-11-08 19:20:55
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    There's probably no great crash course/ fast way to explain any of it, but:

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    Terezi is the alien girl on the left and speaks in the leatspeak teal, and Dave is the guy on the right who speaks in red.

    The scene depicted above would be considered a "typical afternoon" for the both of them.

    They've seemed to created a relationship that's 50% based around trolling the other.
  • You don't have it any better, you don't have it any worse
    You're an irreplaceable human soul with your own understanding of what it means to suffer
    And that’s a huge bummer
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis



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    AMIDOINGITRIGHT?!
  • those stores are huge
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Dick'ses tend to be rather large, yeah. 
  • what the frick do they stock in there, giraffes?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    They pretty much stock everything for every sport imaginable and all the exercise equipment. All of it.
  • sounds like the exact inverse of my kinda place.
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