The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

Justice4243 · 2012-11-07 16:59:15

Better yet, respond with "Beating your ass" and then beat his or her ass.

But not as thoroughly as one with a bachelors in ass beating.

King_Friday · 2012-11-07 17:00:05

lee4hmz · 2012-11-07 17:15:06

Justice42 said:

Ace Rimmer said:

Tre said:
To explain further, he's more or less saying, "Your girl wants to cheat on you with me in my Lamborghini Murcielago."
Has he actually seen the Murcielago?

The woman would have to be no bigger than about 5 feet
Heh.

Sports car....not that big.

Reminds me of that scene in Stripes where it's shown that yes, Winger managed to boink his MP girlfriend in a Hope chest.

sunn wolf · 2012-11-07 17:42:20

*beckons you over*

come here... hey, you, yeah, you... you want to come upstairs... and see my collection of Illicit Micro Pigs

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-07 17:42:38

I first discovered this video a few days after it was posted back in 2007, five years later I still listen to it when I'm down to cheer myself up.

Obā-san · 2012-11-07 17:43:14

sunn wolf · 2012-11-07 17:44:05

Obā-san · 2012-11-07 17:44:49

sunn wolf · 2012-11-07 17:45:58

LET'S WALK FOR A MOMENT, I'LL SHOW YOU PLACES YAGHGAHGAHAHAHAGHAGHAGAAAAAAHHH

Misery · 2012-11-07 17:46:44

sunn wolf · 2012-11-07 17:47:18

cedric.wmv

Obā-san · 2012-11-07 17:48:14

According to legend, saxophonist John Zorn once looked out over a mosh pit at a Painkiller concert in Tokyo, excitedly leaned over to bassist Bill Laswell and exclaimed, "This is it! We've been waiting 10 years for this — slam dancing to free improvisation!"

Misery · 2012-11-07 17:48:25

carrie white

ProfessorGator · 2012-11-07 18:23:33

Hey, guys. I got back safely last night.

The trip went okay overall, but some parts of it were definitely an experience.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-07 18:24:42

Hello Gator.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-07 19:12:36

Whelp, back to the grind.

I'll see you all tomorrow morning, guys. :(

Tre · 2012-11-07 19:18:55

Have a good night, Laz. As good as it can be, anyway.

Imipolex G · 2012-11-07 19:42:15

Hell Week is more than half over. Yay

Anonus · 2012-11-07 19:54:15

Hi Imi.

Imipolex G · 2012-11-07 19:58:00

Hi Anononononus

Misery · 2012-11-07 20:12:21

Here she comes she's cool like sin, I can feel my blood get thin, here she comes she'll suck me in

Imipolex G · 2012-11-07 20:20:54

HAW HAW

Anonus · 2012-11-07 20:33:26

Disney doesn't seem to be buying Hasbro after all.

Didn't really make sense for them to do it right now, anyway; I read that after buying Lucasfilm they had $4 billion in cash left, and Hasbro is probably worth more than that. Unless they don't pay it all up front or they have partners...

don't let this be true

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-11-07 21:09:23

my order of Taylors of Harrorgate Christmas spiced tea arrived

let me tell you all right fucking now

this stuff with a drop of honey is fucking spectacular

King_Friday · 2012-11-07 21:13:22

This stuff? I think Justice might be interested in trying it. Where did you get it from? Online or store?

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-11-07 21:15:33

Yes, that's the stuff

and yes, I ordered it online (no place around here would sell something as niche as this, I'd think)

I got a tin of the loose-leaf variety (I use a teapot and diffuser) from englishteastore.com

Trust me, it is fucking worth it

Obā-san · 2012-11-07 21:16:55

I got....

COKE ZERO

It has caffine.

King_Friday · 2012-11-07 21:18:27

Good, well hopefully this thread will have another 200 posts after this and so Justice wont bother to read it, then that wat he wont be surprised when he gets some for Christmas.

I think I'll try the loose tea variety. I'll try the local World Market and see if it's there first before ordering online. I'll let you know if I find it in store.

Obā-san · 2012-11-07 21:19:07

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-11-07 21:20:05

if you don't have any, make sure you get some real honey to go with it

I have a jar of some local wild variety that this nutty fellow 20 miles north of here produces, you have to heat it before you can use it

Obā-san · 2012-11-07 21:31:09

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-11-07 21:32:36

hahahhaha

Obā-san · 2012-11-07 21:35:41

I write so much bad poetry.

Pages and pages of awkwardly flowing free verse and choppy rhymes, expressing directionless anger at everything.

and then i delete it

Obā-san · 2012-11-07 21:41:15

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-11-07 21:41:47

Mr. Truant said:
I write so much bad poetry.

Pages and pages of awkwardly flowing free verse and choppy rhymes, expressing directionless anger at everything.

and then i delete it

there once was a heaper named Truant

with bad he feared his poems pursuant

he was never content

as was his constant lament,

"the meter and rhyme aren't confluent!"

Anonus · 2012-11-07 21:47:34

>Jughead's Time Police

why wasn't i around when that was new

why can't Archie be cool NOW

Imipolex G · 2012-11-07 21:53:53

apple pie

ProfessorGator · 2012-11-07 21:56:46

apple ice cream

Anonus · 2012-11-07 22:03:07

Jesus Christ

Justice4243 · 2012-11-07 22:04:31

Jegus Kryst

Obā-san · 2012-11-07 22:04:36

God is War.

Obā-san · 2012-11-07 22:04:48

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Imipolex G · 2012-11-07 22:20:15

into the pit

Obā-san · 2012-11-07 22:22:19

Aliroz · 2012-11-07 22:22:24

Out of the Abyss.

Obā-san · 2012-11-07 22:23:44

i know what i'm getting imi for christmas

Imipolex G · 2012-11-07 22:25:03

That would be pretty cool, I would really dig that.

...also, I first expected it to be something boob-related which probably says unfortunate things about my reputation

Obā-san · 2012-11-07 22:33:57

honestly the first thing I associate you with is SunnO)))

Imipolex G · 2012-11-07 22:35:30

...not something I would expect. But hay

Obā-san · 2012-11-07 22:42:26

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