This is my problem with the internet right now. Everything is buried under so many layers of irony and parody it's impossible to tell what anyone really thinks.
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
I don't rage about hipsters
I rage about people misusing the word "irony"
I rage about people using "irony" in place of words like "facetious", "sarcasm", "parody", "satire", and "I'm a manchild wearing a TMNT shirt and somehow you're supposed to construe this as me being clever, understand the joke, and we go drink Pabst together"
don't get me wrong, I hate hipsters too (for ruining Pabst.) Just not as much
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
There is nothing wrong with wearing a TMNT shirt at any age. On the other hand, there are several million things wrong with drinking Pabst whilst wearing a TMNT shirt. Again, at any age.
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
Back while I was in the service not too long ago I'd wipe out a 12 pack of Pabst every night. The reason I did this was it was the most economical way to get smashed, it was only $5 for a 12-pack at the PX across the street. Pabst really isn't a bad beer, but it's also nothing you'd go out of your way to be seen drinking, either.
Come to think of it if you go out of your way to be seen drinking any brand of beer, you are a stupid asshole and probably have a tiny penis.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
you just gave me a stupid idea for a thread but i shall sit on it for the time being
Let me explain why people go out of their way to be seen drinking this shit
take the most bitter tasting thing you can imagine, like generic aspirin
take a handful of those, throw them in your mouth, and chew on them for a few minutes
then you have a faint clue as to how fucking bitter and nasty Arrogant Bastard tastes, and being able to swallow this crap somehow compensates for other things I guess
Let me explain why people go out of their way to be seen drinking this shit
take the most bitter tasting thing you can imagine, like generic aspirin
take a handful of those, throw them in your mouth, and chew on them for a few minutes
then you have a faint clue as to how fucking bitter and nasty Arrogant Bastard tastes, and being able to swallow this crap somehow compensates for other things I guess
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />Arrogant Bastard is pretty much sold on the "it's too GOOD for you" gambit.
Somehow, this works, it's not so much a beer but a science experiment to find out how much hopps one can put in alcohol.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Also, I have no idea what's up with my computer. Chrome is not functioning to the point where I can post here, so MS Word is my spell checker, but there are horrible side-effects, apperently.
Also, I have no idea what's up with my computer. Chrome is not functioning to the point where I can post here, so MS Word is my spell checker, but there are horrible side-effects, apperently.
Solution: install Opera.
Or Lunascape if you never need to capitalize the letter P ever again.
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And people say Americans are foul-mouthed.
At least no one calls us "The God-Damns".
:p
What is that even parodying.
Actually no.
This is my problem with the internet right now. Everything is buried under so many layers of irony and parody it's impossible to tell what anyone really thinks.
That is
that is my button today.
Which is an exaggeration, sure, but...there's something meaningful in that. To me.
I strive to be sincere to a level that is neither so blunt that I have no friends nor so steeped in obfuscation that no one ever knows what I mean.
Of all the things I do, I think this is one of the few I do correctly.
There is nothing wrong with wearing a TMNT shirt at any age. On the other hand, there are several million things wrong with drinking Pabst whilst wearing a TMNT shirt. Again, at any age.
My "irony", for how Forsythe doesn't like people misusing it, is anti-humor.
No, anti-humor is not just black humor with the punchlines removed.
Anti-humor is this
It's like jazz.
If you have to ask, you'll never understand.
Don't be ridiculous, Corporal.
That ale is clearly only for Arrogant Bastards.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is a good movie, too
I'd say it's pretty well named then.
Wouldn't you agree?
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />Arrogant Bastard is pretty much sold on the "it's too GOOD for you" gambit.
Somehow, this works, it's not so much a beer but a science experiment to find out how much hopps one can put in alcohol.
For everything, there is a demographic that thinks "more extreme = better".
For music, it's Japanoise. For beer, it's Arrogant Bastard. For cheese, it's that shit they put maggots in.
One in every crowd, mahboi.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Also, I have no idea what's up with my computer. Chrome is not functioning to the point where I can post here, so MS Word is my spell checker, but there are horrible side-effects, apperently.
Solution: install Opera.
Or Lunascape if you never need to capitalize the letter P ever again.
Isn't that pride, though.
Also careful. My father, grandfather, and great-grandfather were all in the Navy*
*I have no idea in what capacity, though