Actually it's more fair to say it's this copypasta, but taken seriously:
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The FBI has classified adult fans of the children’s cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic —who call themselves Bronies —as a violent, fast-growing “gang” worth monitoring.
The Bronies are highlighted in the bureau’s 2012 National Gang Threat Assessment report as a “non-traditional gang” alongside the traditional ethnic-based Asian, East African and Caribbean gangs; the report classifies Bronies among “hybrid gangs” such as the Latin Kings.
According to information from the National Gang Intelligence Center cited in the report, the Bronies “are rapidly expanding into many American communities” and “engage in distasteful activity and violence.”
Law enforcement officials in at least 6 states “have identified criminal Brony sub-sets,” according to the NGIC.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I noticed that, silly, but it's funnier to pretend I didn't. :P
The FBI has classified adult fans of the children’s cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic —who call themselves Bronies —as a violent, fast-growing “gang” worth monitoring.
The Bronies are highlighted in the bureau’s 2012 National Gang Threat Assessment report as a “non-traditional gang” alongside the traditional ethnic-based Asian, East African and Caribbean gangs; the report classifies Bronies among “hybrid gangs” such as the Latin Kings.
According to information from the National Gang Intelligence Center cited in the report, the Bronies “are rapidly expanding into many American communities” and “engage in distasteful activity and violence.”
Law enforcement officials in at least 6 states “have identified criminal Brony sub-sets,” according to the NGIC.
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
According to information from the National Gang Intelligence Center cited in the report, the Bronies “are rapidly expanding into many American communities” and “engage in distasteful activity and violence.”
This is true
the slapfights that occur between factions who claim to understand and represent Rainbow Dash's true sexuality have already resulted in a scratched cheek and a few hand-shaped red marks across faces
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
rainbow dash has no sexuality unless she is genderswapped, in which case she (now he) is a homosexual
lies
Rainbow Dash is NOT gay, I happen to have SEVERAL friends who work directly with Lauren Faust and they say that she is perfectly straight. Sorry, all you homosexual revisionist crusaders
also if she was genderswapped the proper pronoun would be "xe" or "zhe" you cisgendered bigot
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So in my monitoring of my twitter feed, I have discovered that (Toonami block curator) Jason DeMarco is the most stereotypical underground rap fan in the entire world.
My name is Nigel, and my disgust for all of you knows no bounds. The girth of your paunch almost exceeds the emptiness of your heads, and the futility of your boring, God-forsaken lives. Do you have any activities other than looking at dull pictures of cats with inane captions on them? There is no act of God, no dangerous animal, nor deep, churning body of water more awful than your depraved souls.
Have you poofters even taken the opportunity to be with a woman before? In my day, it was considered uncouth to belittle people for their flaws, but in this case, the flaws are so severe that I'm making a most important exception. Indeed, this is quite worse than pleasuring oneself to the unkempt whores in Sir Halworth's Dirty Books For Upstanding Gentlemen.
If you are feeling offended by this missive, do not be afraid to write back, for I am quite ready to withstand your verbal attacks. After all, I am perfect in every possible way, both physically and mentally. I was Captain of the Gentleman's Football Club at my private school, as well as having a short fling as Captain of said school's Basketball Club. I am certain you do not play a sport at all, unless that sport consists of pleasuring oneself to lewd Oriental artwork. My marks in academics are also beyond compare, and my lady consort is quite exquisite (she just gave me oral pleasure; it was more excitement than your mite brain could know).
In closing, all of you are nancy boys who should board the nearest train for the docks, to jump in to the sea at your earliest convenience. Thank you and good riddance.
The picture is related; it portrays my aforementioned consort.
My name is Nigel, and my disgust for all of you knows no bounds. The girth of your paunch almost exceeds the emptiness of your heads, and the futility of your boring, God-forsaken lives. Do you have any activities other than looking at dull pictures of cats with inane captions on them? There is no act of God, no dangerous animal, nor deep, churning body of water more awful than your depraved souls.
Have you poofters even taken the opportunity to be with a woman before? In my day, it was considered uncouth to belittle people for their flaws, but in this case, the flaws are so severe that I'm making a most important exception. Indeed, this is quite worse than pleasuring oneself to the unkempt whores in Sir Halworth's Dirty Books For Upstanding Gentlemen.
If you are feeling offended by this missive, do not be afraid to write back, for I am quite ready to withstand your verbal attacks. After all, I am perfect in every possible way, both physically and mentally. I was Captain of the Gentleman's Football Club at my private school, as well as having a short fling as Captain of said school's Basketball Club. I am certain you do not play a sport at all, unless that sport consists of pleasuring oneself to lewd Oriental artwork. My marks in academics are also beyond compare, and my lady consort is quite exquisite (she just gave me oral pleasure; it was more excitement than your mite brain could know).
In closing, all of you are nancy boys who should board the nearest train for the docks, to jump in to the sea at your earliest convenience. Thank you and good riddance.
The picture is related; it portrays my aforementioned consort.
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
^^Oh.
...you know after leaving Wreck-It Ralph (which I enjoyed) and seeing only three professional VAs' names in the credits (Roger Craig Smith, Jess Harnell and Maurice LaMarche) I kept wondering how a hypothetical MLP:FIM movie would go about the voices.
Most of the show's voice talent, Tara Strong aside, seems to be fairly unknown outside of that show (though Tabitha St. Germain was once the voice of Nazz in Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy)...I'm wondering if they'd get replaced with celebrities.
My name is Nigel, and my disgust for all of you knows no bounds. The girth of your paunch almost exceeds the emptiness of your heads, and the futility of your boring, God-forsaken lives. Do you have any activities other than looking at dull pictures of cats with inane captions on them? There is no act of God, no dangerous animal, nor deep, churning body of water more awful than your depraved souls.
Have you poofters even taken the opportunity to be with a woman before? In my day, it was considered uncouth to belittle people for their flaws, but in this case, the flaws are so severe that I'm making a most important exception. Indeed, this is quite worse than pleasuring oneself to the unkempt whores in Sir Halworth's Dirty Books For Upstanding Gentlemen.
If you are feeling offended by this missive, do not be afraid to write back, for I am quite ready to withstand your verbal attacks. After all, I am perfect in every possible way, both physically and mentally. I was Captain of the Gentleman's Football Club at my private school, as well as having a short fling as Captain of said school's Basketball Club. I am certain you do not play a sport at all, unless that sport consists of pleasuring oneself to lewd Oriental artwork. My marks in academics are also beyond compare, and my lady consort is quite exquisite (she just gave me oral pleasure; it was more excitement than your mite brain could know).
In closing, all of you are nancy boys who should board the nearest train for the docks, to jump in to the sea at your earliest convenience. Thank you and good riddance.
The picture is related; it portrays my aforementioned consort.
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Actually it's more fair to say it's this copypasta, but taken seriously:
In other news apparently someone made a working NyanCat game for the NES.
Because why not.
buttsbutts:
I am at this point convinced that there is not a single group that the FBI doesn't classify as a gang.
I'm probably in like twenty and don't know it.
Captain Murphy released a new track via twitter and I was the first person to get it on Youtube.
So happies.
let me have my fun. >_>
:D
;_;
It's sad that the cat died, but the reference to Cowboy Bebop made me happy. I'm not a sociopath.
I see.
It is a good reference, isn't it.