The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

Anonus · 2012-11-03 23:57:45

Watching MythBusters's Christmas special

Adam, Kari and Grant went to Sutro Tower, and a KRON truck was there

KRON is depressing, they went from being one of NBC's crown jewels to a miserable writhing MyNetworkTV station no one watches

Obā-san · 2012-11-03 23:58:46

never heard of it

Anonus · 2012-11-04 00:00:07

Most people tend to be unaware of the existence of non-local TV stations

Obā-san · 2012-11-04 00:02:24

yeah

Obā-san · 2012-11-04 00:27:23

^{If I ain't back by 5am start phoning round the hospitals}

^{The memories of all my pearls are pouring out my nostrils}

^{I'm the one Mother Nature had to recall}

^{My back back back's against the wall}

^{Put me out of my misery - I'm dying to get away from it all}

^{North South Mae West - da boid gets da boid}

^{I'm shaken but I ain't stoid - I'm gonna carry on undetoid}

^{I got a LUST FOR DEATH}

^{Got a lust got a lust got a LUST FOR DEATH}

^{Libido in Limbo - Legs Akimbo}

^{Never even ever read a word of Rimbaud}

^{The walls of my stomach think they're JERICHO}

^{I'm about to meet my MEXICO}

^{Make mine a double TEXACO}

^{I'M THE DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DADDIO}

^{I'se coughin up blood on a nice clean shirt}

^{Nose eyes ears throat roads are blocked}

^{Can see the light at the end of the tunnel}

^{and I'd rather die young than diurnal}

^{I'm the one Ralph Nader had to recall}

^{My BACK BACK BACK'S up against the wall}

^{Put me outa my misery - I'm dying to get away from it all}

^{North South Mae West - My lips are blue and so am I}

^{North South Mae West - Gimme a break! LUST or BUST!}

^{NORTH SOUTH MAE WEST - I maybe shakin but I ain't stoid}

^{Da boid gets da boid - I mo carry on undetoid}

^{I BIN HUNG! IBIN HUNG! THROAT CUR MEAT HOOK FROM THE ROOF!}

^{HUMAN HEIFFER FOR A FILLET VEAL!}

^{HUGH HEFNER AND A HUMAN MEAL!}

^{SOMEONE'S MAKING ME A HUMAN MEAL! SOMEONE'S MAKING ME A HUMAN}

^MEAL!

^{I got a LUST FOR DEATH}

^{Got a lust got a lust got a LUST FOR DEATH}

^{Libido in Limbo - Legs Akimbo}

^{Never even ever read a word of Rimbaud}

^{The walls of my stomach think they're JERICHO}

^{I'm about to meet my MEXICO}

^{Make mine a double TEXACO}

^{I'M THE DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DADDIO}

Obā-san · 2012-11-04 00:30:06

Princess Alice · 2012-11-04 00:34:04

Today has been weird.

I went to bed at 10:30 AM like usual, but then Mother got me up at 2:30 to go to the dentist. So when we got home from errands and stuff at like 8:00 PM, I ended up falling asleep until like 10 minutes ago.

The fact that we gain an extra hour tonight makes me feel slightly less bad about this...

Obā-san · 2012-11-04 00:34:26

silly centie

Anonus · 2012-11-04 00:41:46

Why do your errands take so fucking long? Mother doesn't ordinarily like being out running errands too long, but you're out and about for like 5-6 hours a lot.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-04 00:42:28

Happens with me too.

It's the product of having a certain kind of mom, you see.

Imipolex G · 2012-11-04 00:44:53

Just remade Psychedelic Squid's Island

the new one is much weirder

yntkt

Princess Alice · 2012-11-04 00:44:58

Anonus said:
Why do your errands take so fucking long? Mother doesn't ordinarily like being out running errands too long, but you're out and about for like 5-6 hours a lot.

Ok, I guess it was more like 7 that we got home, not 8.

We weren't really out that long...a couple hours at the dentist, then an hour at dinner, then a little bit longer doing shopping and things...

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-11-04 00:46:46

Yeah, right. Sure. Whatever.

Beyond all that, she tried for the redneck white trash look ... with a rosary. If catholic rednecks exist -- and I've lived in the south and southwest for almost all of my life -- I've never, ever seen or met one.

Anonus · 2012-11-04 00:48:58

Central Avenue said:

Anonus said:
Why do your errands take so fucking long? Mother doesn't ordinarily like being out running errands too long, but you're out and about for like 5-6 hours a lot.
Ok, I guess it was more like 7 that we got home, not 8.

We weren't really out that long...a couple hours at the dentist, then an hour at dinner, then a little bit longer doing shopping and things...

Oh, okay...

Princess Alice · 2012-11-04 00:51:49

...Since when is Gawker a Tumblr?

Bunny · 2012-11-04 00:53:29

Luke/Guy OTP

Anonus · 2012-11-04 00:53:31

Their main site was hit by Sandy, this is their backup site. Gizmodo was affected as well, at least...

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-11-04 00:59:07

Before dressing myself in a signifier of the darkest time in our nation’s history, I did not consider how it might both offend and anger some of my peers. I was comfortable with it because it was “ironic”, which is ironic because I was not very comfortable with the definition of “irony.” That is what irony means, right? See, it’s complicated.

This, by the way, is why the rest of the world hates us

Imipolex G · 2012-11-04 01:00:05

there it was

Imipolex G · 2012-11-04 01:00:23

gwa ha ha

Imipolex G · 2012-11-04 01:00:41

time shenanigans

Imipolex G · 2012-11-04 01:01:00

who's laughing now

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-04 01:01:04

You know what my response to a chronic overdose of hipster irony is?

ROLLIN IN MAH HOOD

TWISTIN ON THEM GEES

HANGIN' WITH MAH PARTNER

STARS AND POH-LEES ON THE CORNAH

Obā-san · 2012-11-04 01:02:30

throw the baby in the washing machine

what could go wrong

Obā-san · 2012-11-04 01:02:51

Obā-san · 2012-11-04 01:03:35

watching the posts organize themselves incorrectly is amusing.

Anonus · 2012-11-04 01:04:07

boulders

Obā-san · 2012-11-04 01:04:09

posts move things on other pages

Obā-san · 2012-11-04 01:04:35

i thought they hated us for the cultural imperialism and the not signing international treaties and the torturing people

but of course the torturing is ok if we're doing it ironically

Obā-san · 2012-11-04 01:05:17

Obā-san · 2012-11-04 01:06:20

posterize

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-04 01:06:46

I actually generally like our country quite a bit.

I just kind of wish we treated other countries better.

Obā-san · 2012-11-04 01:06:57

Obā-san · 2012-11-04 01:07:44

I'll Meet You in Poland, Baby

Anonus · 2012-11-04 01:08:08

we're doomed

Obā-san · 2012-11-04 01:08:39

confusing eh

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-04 01:08:50

and I became a preying mantis and ate the school. and I became god and made man. and I became man and became woman. and I became I became I became

Obā-san · 2012-11-04 01:09:12

smash their faces with your bare hands

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-11-04 01:09:23

Mr. Truant said:
i thought they hated us for the cultural imperialism

and she's a shining, perfect example of said culture -- absolute ignorance fueled by condescending patronization of everyone else in the world

Obā-san · 2012-11-04 01:09:46

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-04 01:10:16

Remember, it's okay to claim you know what's best for everyone in the entire world as long as you complain about all the other people who are doing it too.

Princess Alice · 2012-11-04 01:12:12

Oh, just as a heads-up: If this is gonna be anything like last year, there's gonna be some weirdness when the time change happens. It seems there are parts of Vanilla that rely solely on the timestamps for sorting posts and threads, and they'll end up showing up out of order...

Imipolex G · 2012-11-04 01:13:01

Time, She is a crafty one

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-04 01:13:12

Timey-wimey baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall

Obā-san · 2012-11-04 01:14:57

haiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-04 01:16:00

Central Avenue said:
Oh, just as a heads-up: If this is gonna be anything like last year, there's gonna be some weirdness when the time change happens. It seems there are parts of Vanilla that rely solely on the timestamps for sorting posts and threads, and they'll end up showing up out of order...

and then we were

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-11-04 01:16:15

Central Avenue said:
Oh, just as a heads-up: If this is gonna be anything like last year, there's gonna be some weirdness when the time change happens. It seems there are parts of Vanilla that rely solely on the timestamps for sorting posts and threads, and they'll end up showing up out of order...

could we just blame this on some curse instead, like maybe the server HH is hosted on is on some ancient dead pet burial ground

Obā-san · 2012-11-04 01:17:45

HOW CONFUSING

Obā-san · 2012-11-04 01:18:40

A SARCASTIC, SOBER, DRUG-FREE, VEGETARIAN, KINKY HAIR OBSESSED, TV ADDICTED, MOVIE-LOVING,CLUB HOPPING, MEDITATING WOMANIST-WITCH.

well this person sounds like loads of fun

Anonus · 2012-11-04 01:19:07

Super Läzuli said:
Timey-wimey baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall

wibbly-wobbly

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