Fun fact: I'm always hesitant to link to people's Tumblrs here because there's been this bizarre trend where one of us links something and somehow its creator shows up here (*waves to Corporal Forsythe*) and this is the one site where I make a fool of myself on a regular basis.
I think you're being a little too self conscious here, CA
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Good night, everyone. See you on Wednesday, as I won't be home until 10 or 11 on Tuesday.
Don't worry, I'll have some interesting stuff to say when I get back.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Night Gator. By the time you get back, we'll know who the president will be...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Oh wow, the spambots are trying to pass themselves off as Social Justice Warriors now.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
^^ Your state requires two forms of ID? That sucks.
My parents said they were planning to go vote tomorrow...I figure I'll just tag along and vote then...
The people in favor of them claim it's to prevent voting fraud. I and others think it's mostly meant to disenfranchise minorities who are less likely to have a driver's license or the money to afford a Walker's ID (which are $30 at cheapest).
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I think he's referring to the fact that, as usual, it's likely going to be Ohio that makes or breaks the election.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm tempted to make constructive edits to TVTropes' Stuart Ashen article
It's been, like, two years since I made a constructive edit to TVT; why do I want to now?
An elf walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, "Give me a banana and a piece of string, or I'll break your shins." Naturally, the bartender obliges. The elf goes into the alley behind the bar, and there's an explosion that knocks a few bricks off the back wall. The bartender spends half the night repairing the wall.
The elf came back the next day. He says to the bartender, "Give me half of a banana and a piece of string, or I'll rip your legs off." Naturally, the bartender obliges. The elf goes into the alley behind the bar, and there's an explosion that knocks half of the bricks out of the back wall. The bartender spends the entirety of the next day fixing it.
The next day, the elf returned. He walks up to the bartender and says, "Give me one fourth of a banana and a piece of string, or I'll rip your entire lower half off and beat you with it." Naturally, the bartender obliges. The elf goes into the alley behind the bar, and there's an explosion that destroys most of the back wall, and the resulting shrapnel even destroys a few kegs of beer. The bartender spends a week repairing his bar.
When the repairs were finished, the elf appeared once more. He sauntered up to the bartender and told him, "Give me one eighth of a banana and a piece of string, or I'll mutilate you within an inch of your life, leave you between life and death for a week, and then kill you." Naturally, the bartender obliges. The elf goes into the alley behind the bar, and there's an explosion that destroys all of the back wall, and an adjacent business's back wall, and destroys most of the kegs in the bar. The bartender spends three weeks repairing the damages.
Like clockwork, the elf appears again. He spoke to the bartender. "Give me one sixteenth of a banana and a piece of string, or I'll torture you for a year before allowing you the release of death." Naturally, the bartender obliges. The elf goes into the alley behind the bar, and there's an explosion that leaves an entire half of the bar gone, and destroyed every beer glass, beer keg, plate, television, table, and anything else that the bartender could want in his bar. The bartender spends a month getting everything repaired.
The elf appears at the newly repaired bar. He walks up to the bartender and says "Give my one thirty-second of a banana and a piece of string, or I'll force you to watch your entire family be murdered and then torture you for a year before allowing you the release of death." Naturally, the bartender obliges. The elf goes into the alley behind the bar, and there's an explosion that destroys the entire bar. The bartender and all the patrons escape, but the bartender's life is in shambles at this point. It takes a year before the damage can be repaired. When that time is up, the elf appears once more.
"Give me one sixty-fourth of a banana and a piece of string," he said, "and I'll be gone from your life forever." Naturally, the bartender obliges. But he asks the elf something first. "What have you been doing back there, all this time?" The elf told him, under the condition that the bartender never tell anyone else.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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How?
I had a webcomic, Deco showed up in it as part of a gag for a strip, and Forsythe saw that comic somehow and ended up here as a result.
Well at least I made a lasting impression on someone with that thing.Wait
shit elections are next week.
FUCK.
I need to get a second form of ID and fast.
Yes, damn voter laws.
The people in favor of them claim it's to prevent voting fraud. I and others think it's mostly meant to disenfranchise minorities who are less likely to have a driver's license or the money to afford a Walker's ID (which are $30 at cheapest).
Oh, more "the system is broken" talk.
OK.
I saw this on BrokenPen's twitter
and immediately thought of something else.
ohai Louie
Anonus,
...you watch Ashens, Louie?
Yup, though I am not an expert on pop stations by any means.