The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • home is a place of residence or refuge.[1] When it refers to a building, it is usually a place in which an individual or a family can live and storepersonal property. Most modern-day households contain sanitary facilities and a means of preparing food. Animals have their own homes as well, either living in the wild or shared with humans in a domesticated environment. "Home" is also used to refer to the geographical area (whether it be a suburbtowncity or country) in which a person grew up or feels they belong, or it can refer to the native habitat of a wild animal. Sometimes, as an alternative to the definition of "home" as a physical locale ("Home is where you hang your hat"), home may be perceived to have no physical location, instead, home may relate instead to a mental or emotional state of refuge or comfort. Popular sayings along these lines are "Home is where the heart is" or "You can never go home again".

    There are cultures in which homes are mobile such as nomadic peoples.

  • Observation: Dan Savage is an asshole, and he isn't very funny either.
  • Like a virus needs a body
    As soft tissue feeds on blood
    Some day I’ll find you, the urge is here

    Like a mushroom on a tree trunk
    As the protein transmutates
    I knock on your skin, and I am in

    The perfect match, you and me
    I adapt, contagious

    You open up, say welcome
    Like a flame that seeks explosives
    As gunpowder needs a war
    I feast inside you, my host is you

    The perfect match, you and I
    You fail to resist
    My crystalline charm, you do
    Like a virus, patient hunter
    I’m waiting for you, I’m starving for you
  • edited 2012-11-01 00:44:08
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I think Naney is trying to subliminally influence us all to go to bed
    Oh god, Spree.

    When we lived with my uncle c. 1995 (he would have been about my age), he always had a roll of Spree that he kept with his wallet. One day I was having some kind of autistic tantrum or something (I don't remember what) and my mother gave me some of my uncle's Spree to try to get me to calm down (because giving children candy always calms them down). I just remember him being annoyed with Mother later because he had almost no Spree left.

    I never know if I should be myself or someone else. Online I'm myself, but in the real world I'm not so sure.

    I guess I'm confused because I feel like people are constantly judging me.

    Are you me?
  • edited 2012-11-01 00:49:52

    Are you me?

    Maybe in another dimension...that is the west coast.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Holy craps, it's almost 1 already
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Let'S Murder The Population
  • Let them do it to themselves.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    that's Not as fun
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    oh fine

    Let's just go To Wendy's instead
  • the burgers there are too small.
  • Back from work. Tired as fuck.

    re, global warming: It exists, but if you don't think it does, I genuinely doubt my rather lacking debate skills would convince you. So, as long as you're not dumping toxic waste into a nearby lake, you're free to believe what you like.

    also Imipolex, I hate you for using that avatar.

  • (What suicide note would be complete without a bibliography?)

    this may be like my favorite sentence ever.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    also Imipolex, I hate you for using that avatar.

    Haters gonna hate

    Also, Wendy's is great.

    That rhymed.

    I should go to bed now
  • Who'd have thought
    that snow falls
    it always circled whirling
    like a thought
    in the glass ball
    around me and my bear

    Then it seemed beautiful
    containment
    snow whirled
    nothing ever fell
    nor my little bear
    bad thoughts
    imprisoned in crystal

    beauty has replaced itself with evil

    And the snow whirls only
    in fatal winds
    briefly
    then falls

    it always loathed containment
    beasts
    I love evil
  • The sadness will last forever.
    ran ran ruu~
  • Hey, guys... I've just had a really weird dream...
  • It was a small Heaper's meet up, and someone was told to "shoot me questions." However, they missed the "questions" bit, and so just shot me.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    image
    This looks comfortable...

    *SLEEP*
  • edited 2012-11-01 04:01:03

    indeed it does


    (*Falls asleep on vashtar, no homo*)
  • Ok it is 3 in the morning and i should go to bed


    but i'm in the middle of listening to a thing
  • edited 2012-11-01 04:04:00
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^ Comfortable.

    Of course, removing the homoerotic overtones only reduces the fun.

    But seriously, I too must sleep soon...
  • without homoerotic overtones, what purpose would there be to living?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    EXACTLY.
  • in other news, this new fructis hair product stuff i've been using is like perfect. it keeps my hair nice and manageable but you can't even tell it's there, and it has no effect on texture or anything.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    Global warming is regarded as a fact in like 99% of the world.

    If you're talking about how the earth's climate shifts up and down over time, yes. Kind of hard to argue about that whenever you have evidence of it staring you right in the face such as in northern midwest North America. If you're talking about the concept that humanity's undue influence is affecting what is thought to be the globe's hair trigger on weather patterns and temperature, I think can explain some of the skepticism people hold.  

    First off, this whole thing didn't start off with fears of global warming. The very first Earth Day holiday focused not on earth becoming a sauna but fears that our pollution and waste were slipping us into another ice age, doom and gloom, woe betide humanity. We got over our fears of an impending earthsicle, as it was not much later decided that we were going to burn to crisp instead. Fair enough, at least they were consistent on the "warming" part for the past 35 years -- but not the magnitude.  First it was a much more dire prediction, but now it's the possibility of the earth's global average going up a whole 1 degree C which according to the global warming gospel is enough to start a lot of ice melting and sea levels rising and all the dire consequences resulting from it. 

    Except Antarctica this year set a record level for the volume of ice recorded. This doesn't jive with the whole "global warming" thing one single bit. "Global average" and "global warming" are "global" which means worldwide, and Antarctica obviously did not get the memo.   Someone needs to tell Antarctica to get with the program -- maybe they can catch up using that hole in the ozone layer that's been looming over the South Pole since time immemorial and scaring the piss out of everyone since the late 1980's. 

    Beyond that, there's this matter of "carbon credits" which means a hell of a lot of money -- billions and billions of dollars, worldwide -- are going to trade hands because of global warming concerns. No matter how it's explained away, there are governments, corporations, and people who stand to make a huge profit from this. I'll let that speak for itself. On a personal note, I find it odd how the same people who think that American and its UN allies running roughshod over the middle east this past decade was greed for oil, but countries and corporations trying to profit off of carbon credits is simply out of the question. Nobody would try to profit off of human fears regarding that. Everything else, sure, but not when it involves dear old Mother Earth. 

    As we saw this week with Sandy, and recently with Katrina, that humanity is still helpless to even abate a natural disaster, much less predict them.  Nature is always catching us with our pants around our legs. Hell, we can't even accurately predict the weather a week ahead of us. Despite that and many other deficiencies we harbor in regards to predicting weather patterns, we think we know what the climate's going to be 100 years from now. We didn't stop there, either -- we not only credit ourselves for being the cause of the earth's weather patterns going tilt and heating up in the far future, but with the ability to save it. This comes of more of a testament to humanity's arrogance than anything else.  



    Its all well and good the Antarctic having record ice levels but the Arctic is having less and less summer ice every year because of global warming. That is very very bad, especially for Europe because it weakens the power of the jet stream and means we'll be having winters similar to Nova Scotia
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So for Halloween I tried acting a little weirder than I normally do.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

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    so it turns out i have an evil twin.
    I didn't notice this the first time around, but it amuses me that he's even the Minneapolis to your St. Paul.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    image
    D'AAAWWW. So rounded!
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    so it turns out i have an evil twin.
    I didn't notice this the first time around, but it amuses me that he's even the Minneapolis to your St. Paul.
    I'm pretty sure that Randism and MLP are like polar opposites. Its like trying combine shepherds pie with ice cream
  • Its like trying combine shepherds pie with ice cream

    i like this turn of phrase.
  • edited 2012-11-01 08:12:14
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know what's annoying as fuck? There are certain words that the Android keyboard recognizes as words (you can tell because it bolds them as you type them) but refuses to offer as autocorrect suggestions.

    If it were just profanities like "fuck" or "cock" I could understand it, but it refuses to offer "lesbian" as a correction even if I type "lesvian" or "lesbain". That pisses me off. "Lesbian" is not an offensive word. It's not even an inherently sexual word; it's entirely possible to discuss romantic relationships outside the context of sex.
  • that "com8ine shepherds pie with ice cream" thing reminds me of the episode of Friends where Rachel tried to make a trifle 8ut the cook8ook pages were stuck together so one layer of it was shepherds pie, and Ross thought it tasted like feet 8ut Joey loved it.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.



    I'm pretty sure that Randism and MLP are like polar opposites.

    They have a few things in common, actually

    for one they only function correctly in the realm of fantasy
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