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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So my dad worked for Dish Network during the 2008 election.

    He said they'd get a lot of angry calls from people who wanted to know why Barack Obama's campaign got an entire channel but John McCain's didn't.

    The answer, of course, is that the McCain campaign didn't want to pay for a channel, despite being offered the same deal as the Obama campaign.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Goddammit I want a hardcover copy of Matilda

    But it seems like all anyone has is paperback
  • The sadness will last forever.
    rrr
  • The sadness will last forever.
  • edited 2012-10-29 07:09:35
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ABC Lionsgate MUST

    BUY


    EVERYTHING
  • will they buy Owsla


    and will Skrillex still be in charge
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    i don't know, maybe!
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Hey
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hee hee, finally got Pidgin to let me sign into Google Talk

    Had to upgrade my wireless router's firmware, stupid as that sounds
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    I am firmly within the orange-shaded area.

    I get the feeling this is one of those storms that could either bring the city to a halt or just pass over us and hit everyone else instead. The latter happens more often than you might think.

    my parents had all the weeks since the year 2000 to decide to go to washington and visit my grandma, and they pick this one

    wow

  • edited 2012-10-29 09:22:14
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Hey, guys. This has been shaping up to be a wonderful week so far. :|

    My internet was out pretty much all day yesterday. The Comcast people think it's because our modem has lost its will to live, so they're replacing it tomorrow evening. In the meantime, I might not be posting very much.

    Then, the bus I usually take to school came way earlier than usual, so I missed it. As a result, I have no choice but to skip Physics today. Thankfully, Physics has by far the most lenient attendance policy out of my classes this semester, and all we're doing is reviewing homework problems.

    On top of that, I think I'm starting to get sick. I went to bed at 8:30 last night, and I had a little bit of nasal congestion. Perfect timing for that, when I have a crapton of stuff to do before my Conservation Biology trip this weekend.

    There, got that out of my system. That all being said, I wish the best of luck to everyone in the path of the upcoming hurricane.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh, Christ. I finally got to speak to an actual human being about the job I applied for, and the only interview time they offered me was one I absolutely cannot make. The manager I talked to said I can call and talk to the hiring manager tomorrow to see what times she has available another day, so I'm still going to get to interview one way or another, but this telephone game is seriously starting to grate on me.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This would normally be the time when I take my tablet and get to bed, but I'm a bit hesitant to take the tablet off the charger tonight because there's a good chance I won't have the ability to charge it this afternoon...
  • better news: my house has heating and hot water now
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That's good!
  • edited 2012-10-29 09:37:36
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    CA: Argh, I hate it when I can't get a good appointment time. I hope everything works out okay.

    sunn wolf: Awesome!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Thanks.

    ...Man, I wish I could share a bed with Anonus. Distance hurts sometimes...
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    oh boy another cold morning to ride to school in
  • edited 2012-10-29 09:50:04

    the boiler guy arrived to fix the boiler and then while he was doing that a guy came round to check the gas and electricity, it was like some kind of very brief tradesman party

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    did any pants drop during this improptu rendezvous
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I'm only asking because this is exactly how a gay porn starts
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    "you're in for a SHOCK because that's not the only thing BOILING around here"
  • I'm only asking because this is exactly how a gay porn starts

    we even had the token 'my boyfriend leaving the house 15 minutes earlier' scene. but no, they were both like 50 or something :|
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    "
    1. I am talking from experience: my parents are dumb, they are proles. They passed
      on their dumbness onto me, and now I have to live with that. I hate them for it.
      I am not saying kill all dumb people, but why do they have to reproduce? If I
      was smart, I could at least do freelance work (programming, translating, etc.)
      or even become a scientist, working on understanding the universe; instead, I
      have to work MacDonald's-like jobs. This sucks."

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    and here I thought the old breed of the incredibly stupid argumentative types from usenet died off years ago, how wrong I was

    they all simply became antinatalists
  • bow down to your goddess
  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    Good shit, OP.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Thanks.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm alive and safe at home, for now. As for the datacenter, I'm pretty sure they have backup power in case the mains go out.
  • my house has heating and hot water now

    Swag.
  • edited 2012-10-29 12:45:52


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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It rains.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    So...I got signed out...and tried to sign in about 29 times...

    before I realized I was forgetting the G
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You still got it, self!
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    dhf5d - Click for Next Image...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Debating whether or not to stay home

    Not because of the storm, which is still tolerable here, but because the cols I've had all week has caught up with me...
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Whenever it typhoons on Okinawa, the Marines there take whatever has wheels (skateboards, carts, shopping carts, etc) and then use their poncho for a sail and then race around the area during the height of the storm


  • My dreams exceed my real life


    This is what a company that makes dating sims thinks of western anime fans.
  • I stand on the edge of a broken sky
    And I will come down, don't know why
    And if I should fall, would you hold me?
    Would you pass me by?
    For you know I'd ask you for nothing
    Just to wait for a while

    So confused
    My thoughts are takin' over
    Unwanted, arising space me instead
    Won't let go
  • Odradek said:



    This is what a company that makes dating sims thinks of western anime fans.

    They've done their research I see.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.


    They've done their research I see.

    hahaha 
  • Wait.

    At no point did I see them eating Pocky.


    FAKE.
  • how do I go about returning to a book I haven't written for in about a month
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Pocky is so last decade.  You can find that stuff at small Texas town wal-marts now so it's not as speshul anymore



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