The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2012-10-27 14:06:08

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I'm a poor, lesbian, half Latino/half black/half Palestinian women born into the body of a white, middle-class, male. Ya'll better check your privileges. 
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Also, I married someone with lower privileges than me, and therefore, married all her lack of privileges. 

  • I'm so poor that i own no shoes that don't have holes in the bottom


    #privilegewinning 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Kexruct said:

    (I suck at this faux-social justice thing)

    Don't quit your day job, kid.
    lee4hmz said:

    I have to skedaddle; it turns out my granny had a stroke. :/ I'll be checking in on my phone from the hospital.
    Oh...I hope she's okay. :(

    I'm so poor that i own no shoes that don't have holes in the bottom



    #privilegewinning 
    Fun fact: I literally had to wait for my student loan this year to afford a not-shredded pair of shoes.

    Yay going into debt~
  • i am insanely rough on shoes.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Yeah, I remember having to wait for student loans to be able to purchase cheap ass-cars that I could only pray lasted long enough to get me to my next student load.

    Fun Fact: Sometimes they didn't.



    Geez, thinking back on it, I went through five cars during my college days.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    i am insanely rough on shoes.

    Same here.

    Clothes too...wonder if it's an Asperger's thing.
  • I worked in a bar club 5 nights a week to support myself at university, it was exhausting, especially the nights I didn't get home 'til 5am.  I often spent my mornings asleep in lectures, surprisingly unnoticed provided I sat in a front row. I was still dirt poor.  If it wasn't for all the free booze I received at work I doubt I would have even met my daily calorie intake.
  • Kexruct said:

    (I suck at this faux-social justice thing)

    Don't quit your day job, kid.
    :(
  • edited 2012-10-27 14:40:41
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    My newest shoes are only five months old, and they already have little patches where they've lost their white color.

    At least that's not as bad as my next-oldest pair. During the last few months I had them, the part that covers the toes on the left shoe was peeling apart. Might have something to do with the two or three times I walked through heavy rain with them.
  • I wonder what bunny is up to.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What if Rainbow Dash were a transmare?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    If you suck at social justice (in other words you're white, male, straight, and pee standing up with the toilet seat down) you can still get in on the whole fun world of getting offended on someone else's behalf without their consent by becoming...

    an ALLY

    That's right, you too can throw around guilt like Tumblr pro simply by playing out that you're on their side.  Not only can you also rage impotently at the world from the comfort of your computer chair, you also can get mad at and take it out on the very people you claim to support because they're not actively slobbering kisses all over your ass every second of the day for your selfless support of their cause.  

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know what pisses me right the fuck off? 

    Every blogger I've ever seen defend "die cis scum" is cisgender.

    I'm sorry, I didn't get the memo that says you're supposed to speak for me.
  • But Centie, minorities are too sensitive to speak for themselves!

    They need strong, white, male, straight, cisgendered people to tell others how they feel for them.

    Obviously.

  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I'm off to fly planes for a few hours. I'll explain when I get back. See you!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    See you later, Gator.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    You know what pisses me right the fuck off? 


    Every blogger I've ever seen defend "die cis scum" is cisgender.

    I'm sorry, I didn't get the memo that says you're supposed to speak for me.
    One thing I've noticed is that every marginalized element of society seems to have at the very least one or two prominent leaders/accepted speakers who have no real association with the groups they're championing. This not to say or even imply that people outside of those groups can't ally, help, or associate themselves with those groups but it stands to reason that the ones speaking for these groups should be themselves. Either/both empathy and second-hand knowledge no substitutes for first-hand experience. 
  • edited 2012-10-27 16:27:43
    Finally up. Man, it's glorious to sleep so much. I had such an exhausting week.

    Things that depress me for selfish reasons: someone about a year or two older than me has already completed a book and is trying to get it published when I'm still trying to get the first draft of mine done. Makes me feel so lazy. augh.
    You know what pisses me right the fuck off? 

    Every blogger I've ever seen defend "die cis scum" is cisgender.

    I'm sorry, I didn't get the memo that says you're supposed to speak for me.
    Huh, when I looked up the phrase a few months ago, of the three blogs I saw supporting it, only one was cisgendered.

    Granted, I didn't look at very many and had no interest to further investigate.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Do you want to know what is funny, fanny bandit means something different depending on whether you live in the UK or the USA
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well, I never actually sought out blogs defending the slogan, but the few times arguments about it have come up on my dash, the bloggers involved have been cis.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Do you want to know what is funny, fanny bandit means something different depending on whether you live in the UK or the USA

    It's because fannies are easier to steal in the UK
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    Do you want to know what is funny, fanny bandit means something different depending on whether you live in the UK or the USA

    It's because fannies are easier to steal in the UK
    Not really considering fanny means vagina in teh UK.
  • Well, I never actually sought out blogs defending the slogan, but the few times arguments about it have come up on my dash, the bloggers involved have been cis.

    Ah, well fair enough, then.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Okay, Da Update: Turns out Granny is stable for now, and is apparently worn out, so Mom decided not to go right away. Then again, my aunt is involved, and Mom doesn't really feel like dealing with her on top of seeing Granny, so there's that. The doctors actually don't know if she actually had a stroke yet; they had a CT done and they have a neurologist checking her out.

    Since there was no hurry, I went shopping. IKEA is totally dangerous because you keep thinking of stuff you need. :O
  • The sadness will last forever.
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  • Guys, what are some things I could have an insane AI ramble about that haven't been rambled about by every other fictional insane AI?
  • edited 2012-10-27 17:19:23
    Ow, I have cuts on my thumb. Probably from when I snapped those stirring rods in half. Maybe these nicks and that shard of glass to the eye are a good sign I should control my urges.

    Guys, what are some things I could have an insane AI ramble about that haven't been rambled about by every other fictional insane AI?

    Have it ramble about mundane human activities that piss it off.
  • Huh, well. um.

    Maybe, the AI has low confidence in itself and blames terrible human planning when creating it?
  • No no no. I already know what I'm doing with the AI's personality.

    I need like

    highfalutin science concepts.

  • Ah. Yeah, I'm not too good with those. Sorry.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm reading about Scooby-Doo characters on Wikipedia, and I have something to say:

    I loved Scrappy-Doo when I was little, and I never understood why people disliked him so much. That and he was created by Mark Evanier, which means he can't be all bad.

    YNTKT.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Also, apparently Bobby's World is on Netflix. All of it. MoonScoop got the rights somehow, but I'm wondering who held them before that, considering how much of a successor-in-interest nightmare the Fox Kids library is. (Was it Disney? Starz? Howie Mandel himself? Who knows?)
  • The sadness will last forever.
    rob zombie is god
  • The sadness will last forever.
    duck duck goose
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Disney, I think. Wikipedia says that they sold the show to MoonScoop...

    Makes me wish they really did sell that library to someone who cared about it...besides those old Saban tokusatsu shows.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    rabbit munchies
  • edited 2012-10-27 18:07:54
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    AU: Me too. Also, people are saying that Disney is holding back Peter Pan and the Pirates because of the 1950s Disney movie, but the thing about Peter Pan is that Disney doesn't own those characters. The Great Ormond St Hospital does, and I imagine has right of first refusal on any deals. It may well be too expensive to syndicate.

    As for Bobby's World, I was wondering because at least some syndie prints of it have the current, Starz-era Film Roman logo on them instead of the original one from 1990.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Oh, Film Roman does plastering too?

    ...was Garfield and Friends affected? Does Fox own that now...?
  • I got NEW SNEAKERS

    THEY'RE CONVERSE

    A REAL BRAND NAME.

    (*Hops up and down with happies*)
     
  • I need new shoes. Mine are all falling apart; not good for the wet weather we've been having.
  • Apparently, this is insightful.

    "Don't you see what's it's like living in this deranged, Waring blender of a world? Every day is an agonizing ordeal, like balancing a pot of scalding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt. Ah, you never forget your senior prom. You think I'm sick? Well the only disease I've got is modern life, a shnug-busting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery that's one long parade of letdowns, putdowns, trickle-downs, shutouts, freezeouts, sellouts, numbnuts, nincompoops and nimrods! All making every day as much fun as waxing a flaming Pontiac with your tongue! And even if you do luck into the possibility of some fleeting pleasure, like say if some nymphomaniac telephone operator with the muscle control of Romanian mat slappers agrees to a little strip air hockey, it will be over before it starts, 'cause some foul lacking, Feta-reeking cab jockey slams his checker up your hatchback and the cab is owned by some pinata-spanker from a Santaria cult in Wakampa who starts shaking chicken bones at you and gives you a boil on your neck so big that all it needs is Michael Jordan's autograph to make it complete! And even with all this, with all this! I still drag my sorry butt off the Sealy every morning and stick my face in the reaping machine for one more day! Knowing when it's time to flash the cosmic card key at those pearly gates, I won't be in a coffin anyways, because some underhanded undertaker sold my heart, liver, pancreas and other assorted good and plenty to that SAME SANTARIA CULT! So does anybody really wonder why anybody is hanging onto sanity by the atoms on the tips of their fingernails, while life dirty dances on their digits, and is it really any wonder THAT I SEEM DERANGED?!

    Am I the only one who just basically sees whining here? And indeed, this is from a cartoon show (something called Duckman. Never heard of it.) so I can't imagine it's supposed to be high philosophy.

  • How society sees homosexuals:

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    Who we really are:

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  • My dreams exceed my real life


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    I used to think gays were just harmless human beings, because that's how the media portrays them, but after spending time here and seeing so many posts about gays I've learned to be wary of them.

    ACTUAL POST I ONCE SAW
  • edited 2012-10-27 19:54:43
    BEEFCAKE
    I know that the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy men are really crab people:
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    I just didn't realize it referred to all gays.
    Clearly these are a peoples to be weary of.
  • edited 2012-10-27 20:05:26
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I'm back. Unfortunately, the wind was too strong, so there was no flying.

    I'm supposed to be measuring the liftoff velocity and acceleration of an airplane for a physics project. My lab partner's family conveniently has a suitable plane. So there you go.

    On the plus side, I did get to eat Wendy's.
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