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  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Good morning! (How the hell am I up at 10:30 on a Saturday?)

    I don't miss the TVT MSPA thread myself, since it seemed like it was more about yelling at each other than discussing the comic most of the time. I still read the wiki pages, though, since they're actually informative.


  •  115 new


    really guys
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

     115 new


    really guys

    Its a saturday, this forum is dead from about 0900 to about 1600 BST

  • I'M IN YOUR AREA
    I'M IN YOUR AREA
  • edited 2012-10-27 11:17:40
    CHECK YOUR SMALLTEXT  PRIVILEGE YOU JERKS 
  • deal with it bitch
  •  im voting for romney because i hate gay people. duhhhhhhhhh
  • hot shit, cold shit
    ok muthafucka lets do this
    came ta make it band sawed off razor edge maintained looseness
    comin through, again and again conduit
    why dem hands wave to 
    high to it
    wild fire through your city
    wild fire through your whip me
    into lightning two 
    k'nt hit three
    strikes dug out dated 
    fools no dig me
    end beat limbo, baba spitting
    blood in slow mo, la la chimney

    warholian nightmare
    storm the gates
    25 8, twelve gauge pun2k weight
  • EXCUSE ME? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT NOT ONLY CAN I NOT TYPE ANY SMALLER THAN THIS I ALSO HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS. CHECK YOUR SHIFT KEY PRIVILEGE, TRUANT, BEFORE YOU OFFEND SOMEONE
  • deal mother fuckerrrrrrrrrrr
  • (I suck at this faux-social justice thing)
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm watching the Ultimate Factories episode about IKEA, while sitting in a room full of IKEA furniture. Freaky, baby, freaky.
  • then stop doing it.
  • I'm watching the Ultimate Factories episode about IKEA, while sitting in a room full of IKEA furniture. Freaky, baby, freaky.
    whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa O_O
  • then stop doing it.

    I did.
  • then stop doing it.


    I did.
    CHECK YOUR
     STOPPING PRIVILEGE,
     CIS SCUM
  • edited 2012-10-27 11:31:24
    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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    ~brushie brushie~
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

     im voting for romney because i hate gay people. duhhhhhhhhh

    You know thats an actual reason right?
  • as i said thats why im votin for romney
  • And I'm not a cis scum! I'm a trigendered demisexual androgynous fox demon!
  • being an androgynous fox demon would be pretty cool, not gonna lie
  • edited 2012-10-27 11:39:23
    And I'm also the reincarnation of a pagan dragon! And I'm legally blind when i'm not wearing glasses and self-diagnosed myself with Aspergers!
  • Okay I think I dragged that on a little bit too much.
  • Kexruct said:

    Okay I think I dragged that on a little bit too much.

    Yes. Yes you did.
  • "Sameyakh" (Hebrew script: שמח meaning Happy in Hebrew) was the Israeli entry in the Eurovision Song Contest 2000. It was performed in Hebrew by the pop band Ping-Pong, a quartet consisting of two males (Guy Asif and Roy Arad) and two females (Yifat Giladi and Ahal Eden), who had originally entered the contest as a joke. At the end of the performance the group waved small flags of both Israel and Syria; the waving of the Flag of Syria led to the performance being disendorsed by the Israeli Broadcasting Authority after the group had refused to withdraw the use of the flag for the final. The performance also garnered controversy when the group, at the last minute, decided to sing the song's English title ("Be Happy") in place of the Hebrew title, after previously having stated that they would sing the song entirely in Hebrew.

    The song qualified for the Eurovision Song Contest after defeating 83 other acts earlier in the year, without incident. However, upon brandishing the new dance and flag routine at the dress rehearsal, which coincided with Independence Day of Israel, Israeli talkbalk radio and newspapers were inundated with complaints at a period when Israel had withdrawn from southern Lebanon due to guerilla attacks by the Hezbollah militia, which was supported by a Syrian government which did not recognise Israel's sovereignty. Upon being disendorsed, Gil Samsonov, the chairman of the Israeli Broadcasting Authority stated that PingPong would have to pay for the costs of entering the competition, saying "They will compete there, but not on behalf of the Israeli Broadcasting Authority or the Israeli people... They are representing only themselves." It was the last straw for the IBA after the group had released its video clip for the song the previous month, which included male-male kissing and suggestive acts with a cucumber. "It started with sexual provocation and now it has turned to political provocation," Mr Samsonov said. "What is this meant to be about? Everyone knows that the Israeli people want peace with Syria".

    The song also went to the top of the Israeli charts, despite being shunned by the Eurovision voters.

    The artistic director of the band, the film director Eytan Fox defended the performance despite noting the protests ― "As soon as we got off the stage, the faxes started coming from Israel saying not to appear with the Israeli and Syrian flags". He refused to back down claiming that the song was a peace message ― "The song is about love and peace so we thought it would be a good idea to use Syrian and Israeli flags, because we would like to have peace with Arab countries,". Fox claimed that his group was being targeted by conservative facets of society, stating "We represent a new kind of Israeli who wants to be normal and have peace. We want to have fun and not go to war, but the right wing is not happy about that message."

    The song describes an Israeli woman on a kibbutz who appears to be depressed, having a torrid affair with a Damascus man, who appears in the video in a traditional headdress, or keffiyeh. It makes references to wars and natural disasters such as floods, and when the reference to the cucumber is made, the singers sing into cucumbers. It also used the suggestive line "I want to do it with him all day long".

    The song was performed first on the night, preceding the Netherlands' Linda with "No Goodbyes". At the close of voting, it had received 7 points, placing 22nd in a field of 24.

  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    eurLOLvision
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sneeze
  • Dance with the dead in my dreams 
    Listen to their hallowed screams 
    The dead have taken my soul 
    Temptation's lost all control 

    Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes 
    Lose all mind control rationale declines 
    Empty eyes enslave the creations 
    Of placid faces and lifeless pageants 

    In the depths of a mind insane 
    Fantasy and reality are the same 
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Makes me wonder if rocks die if they are killed. :lol:

    I have to skedaddle; it turns out my granny had a stroke. :/ I'll be checking in on my phone from the hospital.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    lee4hmz said:

    Makes me wonder if rocks die if they are killed. :lol:


    I have to skedaddle; it turns out my granny had a stroke. :/ I'll be checking in on my phone from the hospital.
    :( Hope she's okay.
  • Aww, sorry about that, Lee. I hope she's alright. :/
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I hope so, too. Sorry to hear that, Lee.
  • I hope so, too. Sorry to hear that, Lee.


  • my sis checked out a book on my library card and then lost it


    arghhhhhhhhhhhh
  • No matter how many times I watch it, the pelvis thrust from Gangnam Style never fails to make me laugh.

    The expressions are what make it so funny.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    I hope she's okay, Lee. :/
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    my sis checked out a book on my library card and then lost it



    arghhhhhhhhhhhh
    For some reason, I read this as "my cis checked" and thought it was a Social Justice joke...
  • edited 2012-10-27 14:02:31

    you know your shoes are worn out when you can see your socks through the bottom.
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