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Justice4243 · 2012-10-27 01:17:41

Marionberry is not green...

Justice4243 · 2012-10-27 01:19:48

^^I made that up.

I found this, tough:

Tavros, Vriska, Terezi, and Aradia go cliff diving alot. They were on a really high cliff, higher than anything and Tavros was really anxious because he hadn't jumped from that height and Vriska got really impatiant and kinda just gave him a push. The cliffs were really slippery and he slid over the edge and hit a bunch of rocks on the way down since he didn't jump off, he fell. He hit his spine wrong and lost all fellings in his legs.
*another option* vriska's mom was drunk driving and he slammed into the car he, his mom, and his little sister (we have a headcanon that he has a little sister), were in. He was in the side of the car that got hit so he got the brunt of the force.
He got prostecic legs afterwards for both of them.
Vriska's mom never did shit for her on her birthday and once when she was talking to John about it and he was like "what?!" and he started planning something big for her on her brithday. When he went home he begged his dad to help him make a cake for her and didn't even let him speak unles he thought it was to say yes (he would have said yes anyway but john didn't even let him open his mouth). So they made this really big 8 layer cake with colbat blue fondant and they made those melted sugar things into the flourite octet. They even made a little statue of her FLARP character and put it on the top. John did some spiderweb piping on the layers. He gave it to her at a resturant he took her to.
Vriska and her mom live in a shitty apartment. John sneaks up on the fire escape every night at 8 o clock

So much "Wut?"

Justice4243 · 2012-10-27 01:20:56

Vriska's spidermom got drunk a crashed a car.

This probably has more to do with her being a spider as opposed to her drinking problem.

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:21:51

^^IT'S SO DEEP

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:22:56

JOHNS SLEEPs IN VRISKA SOUL KITCHEN IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

and by that I mean he's JImmmyy Morrison
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Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:23:28

fuck yeah

also this is what happens when I have to write essays and supplement meals with sugar fuckers

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:24:11

I will sustain all your water ALL OF IT
\

EVERYWHERE

this is my solution and it's so fool fucking proof

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:25:03

SICNE I NMET THEM MINIMUN I DONT NEED A CONCLUSION

NOPE

it will JUST end

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:26:44

this is stupid

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:27:04

^no fuck you we're gennius. You have no idea.

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:27:21

Isn't this just pointless spam?

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:27:35

no WERE saving the environment shitfuck

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:27:56

this is what they get for making us the future

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:28:10

the future will die without this it's so important

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:28:49

no one can comprehned meemememememe AND YM

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:28:54

yes

Imipolex G · 2012-10-27 01:30:37

rggggggggggg

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:31:19

^OH NO SOMEONE IS CHANELLINGING MY SMARTNESS

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:31:40

ALLOW ME TO QUOTE HEIDEGGER FOR THE NEXT THREE DECADES

Justice4243 · 2012-10-27 01:31:48

Jumpingzombie said:
SICNE I NMET THEM MINIMUN I DONT NEED A CONCLUSION

NOPE

it will JUST end

Yes!

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:31:51

,,.,yup

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:32:24

I thought that'd scar you immmmipolux gi

Justice4243 · 2012-10-27 01:32:54

End it when you hit the minimum amount of required words.

Do it mid-sentence.

Doooooo iiiiiiiT!

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:33:10

my solluctions are the best FOREVER

yes

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:33:53

Justice42 said:
End it when you hit the minimum amount of required words.

Do it mid-sentence.

Doooooo iiiiiiiT!

I am legitimately thinking of doing this.

also, citations? Who needs those pffftftftfffffffttt

Justice4243 · 2012-10-27 01:35:46

Dave and Terezi where in the woods kicking it and Dave kicked it so hard that Terezi went blind.

Justice4243 · 2012-10-27 01:38:22

Justice42 said:
End it when you hit the minimum amount of required words.

Do it mid-sentence.

Doooooo iiiiiiiT!

I am legitimately thinking of doing this.

also, citations? Who needs those pffftftftfffffffttt

* Some book I guess , some dude, page number goes her, The past. Shit no one cares about like the city or some shit.

*Book 2, I don't know a girl this time, 5, 2999, Chicago, Deap Dish.

*Website, shit How do I do this? fuck, goddamn shit.

*Reputable source.com

Justice4243 · 2012-10-27 01:40:28

Rose's mom got so drunk that it wasn't funny and she let rose play outside so long her skin turned black from too much sun and then rose was grim dark.

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:41:25

FANFICTION TIME

rose saw vriska at the mall. vriska had bought a totally cute shirt thing with polka dots that looked like 8s (geddit). rose couldnt stop starring. vriska saw rose and got MAD. she walked over and said "man why are oyu staring at me you loser?" rose got sad "I liked your shirt thats all" vriska said o. and sorryied sfor being a goiant asshole that she was being. they got ice crwam nd then realize how awesome they were and started making out

but vriskas face peopled back and it was aMAKSE rose was upset. turns out it was Justice42. OMG. Bt then rose took ooff her mask an it was Friday and so it was okay. but then she was Wednesayda adams

then justice realize he was dead all this time

Justice4243 · 2012-10-27 01:42:29

WHAT A TWEEST!

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:42:33

* Some book I guess , some dude, page number goes her, The past. Shit no one cares about like the city or some shit.

*Book 2, I don't know a girl this time, 5, 2999, Chicago, Deap Dish.

*Website, shit How do I do this? fuck, goddamn shit.

*Reputable source.com

A+++

TA's note: you know your shit kid

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:42:55

Justice42 said:
WHAT A TWEEST!

one day I'll write a sequel

maybe

Anonus · 2012-10-27 01:43:20

where is the Discovery Channel in all this

and Hong Kong Phooey, for that matter

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:50:37

wow, all of my posts this hour have been incredibly stupid

Justice4243 · 2012-10-27 01:51:44

Channooey is best ship.

Fcuk everying who ships Hongery Channel and Undiscovery Dogannel. Those people only shuip those ships because they are anemic monsters.

Imipolex G · 2012-10-27 01:53:01

It is refreshing to see JZ in nonsense mode again

Princess Alice · 2012-10-27 01:53:23

mother of fuck, i've slipped back into the "purity" rituals

Justice4243 · 2012-10-27 01:54:12

DAVE TIME TRAVELS AND IS SHIPPED WITH EVERYONE.

THERE 20 ARADIA DAVE SHIPS FROM DIFFERENT TIMES AND YOU WILL MEMORIZE THE NAME OF EACH ONE.

THIS WILL BE ON THE TEST.

Imipolex G · 2012-10-27 01:54:55

drop out of life with bong in hand
follow the smoke to the riff-filled land

Justice4243 · 2012-10-27 01:56:13

Terezi misunderstand human vanicular and accidently sounds like she's hitting on dave and then they make out for 30 minutes and I forgot to right an ending...

Lord English gets hits by a train...Like...a really big one

Justice4243 · 2012-10-27 01:57:59

Jane misunderstands salamander vinacular and accidently glub glub glub glub glub glub.

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 01:58:17

Mother I want...to...FUARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 02:05:35

GLARGHFHFG

I CLONCLUDE

YOUR FACE

ahahahahahaha

Justice4243 · 2012-10-27 02:06:24

The Doctor and Discovery Channel are forced to fight History Channel and Hong Kong PHooey but the thing is, Aliens! are mind controlling them but then the aliens turn out to be H.R. Giger and a Scooby Doo villian that are unmasked by Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle and then a bunch of Daves time travel in and get shipped with everyone.

Dave/Dave is best ship.

Anonus · 2012-10-27 02:08:30

Central Avenue said:
mother of fuck, i've slipped back into the "purity" rituals

*hugs*

also everybody loves the nonsense tonight it seems

Justice4243 · 2012-10-27 02:09:37

The Doctor and Discovery Channel are forced to FUARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH History Channel and Hong Kong PHooey but the thing is, Aliens! are mind FUARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHing them but then the aliens turn out to be H.R. Giger and a Scooby Doo villian that are FUARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHed by Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle and then a bunch of Daves FUARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH in and get FUARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH with everypony.

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 02:09:52

time to cite some shit

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 02:11:34

CREDIBLE SOURCES

ayyyhhhhhh yeaaahahhhaahh

Justice4243 · 2012-10-27 02:14:15

FARTS FARTS FARTS, Hugh Gass, 645, 2001, The Windy city

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-27 02:15:33

Justice42 said:
FARTS FARTS FARTS, Hugh Gass, 645, 2001, The Windy city

YES

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