The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    pale atlantis
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Silverlight gets used in some business reporting functionality.

    But this is because people who use SharePoint have very little choice in the matter.

    MS will probably have to do SOMETHING about Silver-light though, because they can't ignore the SmartPhone and Tablet PC market and Google and Apple have less than zero fucks to give about making their shit work with Silverlight.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    So my mother found out that our neighbor has a Romney/Ryan sign in his yard


    And now she's insisting that we get an Obama/Biden sign immediately

    I need to find out where the Ohio Democratic Party is now
    gotham slab beats trajan :P

    ...as long as I'm on aesthetics I find it amusing that Obama uses Gotham and Romney uses Whitney. Sibling rivalry!
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    man, i remember that i used to be waaaay sensitive to tags in my clothes.


    I wonder why I'm not anymore.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    They don't seem to make many tagged clothes these days...
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Possibly because being into gay, MLP, bondage porn and simultaneously having issues with tags in your clothing was just too absurd for the universe to maintain.
  • Anonus said:

    They don't seem to make many tagged clothes these days...

    I've noticed that too.
  • edited 2012-10-26 20:27:55
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I don't really care whether or not my shirts have tags.

    I've noticed that pretty much all of the shirts I wear in public are tagless, while most of the old ones I use as pajama shirts have tags. I guess it's become standard procedure for shirts to be tagless. (Ninja'd)
  • Justice42 said:

    Possibly because being into gay, MLP, bondage porn and simultaneously having issues with tags in your clothing was just too absurd for the universe to maintain.

    this is clearly it.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    As a kid tags used to drive me insane. Mother used to try cutting them out with scissors, but that just left the little stub that irritated me even more.

    Ironically, once I started getting used to it, they stopped putting actual tags on most t-shirts and things...so now when I find one that does have a tag, it irritates me again.
  • As a kid tags used to drive me insane. Mother used to try cutting them out with scissors, but that just left the little stub that irritated me even more.
    OH GOD I KNOW.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Apparently, people are willing to shave their eyebrows for a Windows 8 PC. Ah, Magical Commercial Land logic.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    As a kid tags used to drive me insane. Mother used to try cutting them out with scissors, but that just left the little stub that irritated me even more.
    OH GOD I KNOW.
    It's like, at least the tag itself has a relatively smooth edge. If you go and cut it up with scissors you've left a little jagged edge in there that pokes at you and irritates you all day and ARRAREFADFjasd
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I've been running Windows 8 Consumer Preview on my old laptop (which Mom is using now) for a while, and it's not all that much different from Windows 7, once you get past the whole Metro tile thing. 
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    image


    IT KEEPS UNHAPPENING!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Did I introduce you to Autistic Kitten, or did you just happen to come across the same image I reblogged earlier?

    (I can't even remember if you're following me on Tumblr)
  • edited 2012-10-26 20:45:58

    i'm so following you on tumblr


    also autistic kitten
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Of course you of all people would follow Autistic Kitten, why would I think otherwise?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    As a kid tags used to drive me insane. Mother used to try cutting them out with scissors, but that just left the little stub that irritated me even more.



  • NORTHSIDE EDMONTON

    WE HATE POLICE
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    So I saw Cabin In The Woods, quite liked it.
  • edited 2012-10-26 21:12:18
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Hey, CA. Reading through your Tumblr makes me want to make my own a little bit. I'm kinda nervous to, though.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
  • edited 2012-10-26 21:17:01
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^Why is that?
  • It's coming up
    It's coming up
    It's coming up
    It's coming up

    It's dare (oh!)
  • Noodle from Gorillaz has a nice voice.
  • edited 2012-10-26 21:27:09
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Anonus said:

    ^^Why is that?

    Partly because I have no idea what to say aside from random crud about Pokeymanz. Though if I did that, hopefully it would turn out better than the time I tried it on Google Blogs.

    And partly because I'm worried about getting involved with unpleasant crowds. Which is hopefully a bit less of an issue since I wouldn't be actively seeking them.

    And now I feel like I just completely ruined my compliment to CA. Sorry.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Hey, CA. Reading through your Tumblr makes me want to make my own a little bit. I'm kinda nervous to, though.

    Oh hey, glad I inspired someone! ^_^

    Also, even if "random crud about Pokeymanz" was literally all you posted, you still wouldn't be at all out of place on Tumblr. Just sayin'.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    you're worried the social justice warriors will come for you?

    i don't think they would...
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Okay, I'm reading the Autism Kitten macros, and I keep saying "Yup, i've done that before"...
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    image

    This has been me since, well, since I could read. :P
  • edited 2012-10-26 21:37:44
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    CA: Aww, thanks! I guess you're right.

    Anonus: Either them or the internet creepers. Which would in turn lead me to the social justice warriors, come to think of it.

    Lee: Some of them I can identify with, others I don't.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    image

    This one is totally me, too.
  • Mrrr....938 words into this essay D:

    what an awesome way to spend frriiiiiddaayy
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    DON'T DO YOUR ESSAY

    COME PARDAY WITH US INSTEAD

    or, if you wish to succeed in your education, then do your essay
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You can do it, JZ! After all, you don't want to be...

  • edited 2012-10-26 22:29:11
    CA: Yes, true; I might go insane and terrorize small children.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    You'd hate to cause a rift between such GOOD FRIENDS, wouldn't you?
  • If only my essay was about friendship. Of course, it'd probably end up being a rambling mess about how interpersonal relationships me me anxious and angsty.

    I mean, no, no I wouldn't.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    GUYS STOP EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT

    the new ULTRA high-definition TVs have begun to start selling in the United States omg omg THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING (only $20,000, too!!)

    Twice the resolution as shitty ol' high def! Man oh man I can't wait to bu... wait what's this

    No "ultra high definition" or "4K" video content is currently available. No broadcast or other standard currently exists for "4K" or "ultra high definition" television, and the 84LM9600 may or may not be compatible with such standards if and when developed.

    oh

    WELL THERE'S ALWAYS BRAGGING RIGHTS
  • Well I paid the price for luxury 
    Heaven looks like Hell to me 
    And I think I'm going down down down down... 
    "What you say?" 
    Going down 
    "What you say?" 
    I said going down 
    A pint of Lazarus straight up 
    Spending life on barroom floors 
    "What you say?" 
    Bathroom floors 
    "What you say?" 
    I said set 'em up 
  • 300-ish words to go!
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    300-ish words to go!

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  • i am bathed.


    and wearing this obnoxious too-small neon orange shirt because nobody will see me wear it.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I WILL SPEND 20K ON A TV AND USE IT TO BROWSE THE HEAP AND I WILL HAVE ALL THE DEFINITION. ALL OF IT.
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