The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Lava hurts him in the Galaxy games, too, but not to the point of killing him.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Bowser has been dying by lava since his first appearance.

    A liking for heat doesn't mean you can withstand any degree of it
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Okay, I really want to compare Machine Gun to Bitches Brew, but I'm not sure it's really a valid comparison...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Except in Sunshine and 64 where he likes/is unaffected by it.

    It's really not consistent. I'd say the best thing is that it's "sometimes he does, sometimes he doesn't".
  • edited 2012-10-23 23:01:00


    a comparison doesn't really work.
  • Also picked up The Shape of Jazz to Come.


    It was only 5 bucks on iTunes yay
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm not sure if I'm liking this Machine Gun thing or not.

    Is it my kind of noise
  • edited 2012-10-24 01:44:04

    If I had to guess, here giving the person who it formerly belonged to the benefit of a doubt. It probably somehow got passed on to relatives who didn't know/care about its significance and just pawned it off. People can be kinda cold about that sort of thing. My grandfather's navy uniform got sold somewhere years ago.

    This has kinda been bugging me too, I guess. I asked my dad to help me put together a costume of the Sniper from TF2, and for the vest, he ended up going to a surplus store, I think. I kinda didn't want him to, because I'm a little uncomfortable with the idea of owning something that an actual soldier used to wear (granted, it has no camo pattern at all-it's some sort of Rothco "Ranger Vest," so hopefully it's not something I'll get in trouble for).

    That, and since the costume is for a fall festival thing on the campus, and since the campus has an ROTC office and there are some students walking around in uniform...
  • edited 2012-10-23 23:19:39

    I think surplus stores stock surplus goods i.e. they have never been worn.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In 2009, Bowser attempted to come out as a lesbian. However, the International Board of Lesbianism denied his request, insisting that having a serial princessnapper among their ranks would give lesbians everywhere a bad reputation. Bowser then filed a suit against the IBL in Mushroom Kingdom Municipal Court.

    The matter was eventually settled out of court after a 1987 Jitney Jungle ad came to light, proving that Peach had been kidnapped not by Bowser, but by his atheist cousin Lionel. The IBL then accepted Bowser's application, making him the most prominent lesbian in the Mushroom Kingdom.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Bowser as a lesbian is pretty funny, I think
  • Bowser came once again to kidnap Peach. Peach lit up a cigarette and said "Let's go."

    I wish I could remember the fic I paraphrased that from. I think it had a disgruntled mushroom person as its man protagonist.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Most of the Mario fics I've read are the lolrandom stuff on Lemmy's Land's Scribbles and Interviews.

    Though I was ten years old and thought that shit was hilarious

    *shrug*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Why does the concept of the International Board of Lesbianism amuse me?

    I mean, how cool would it be if I had an official Certificate of Lesbianism, with a special exemption for Anonus?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I wonder if I could get such a certificate
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    Well, pointless.
  • erase me, don't tell me 
    i'll take you far away from here 
    delete me, complete me 
    in the race to recovery 

    i've come to the end of a tunnel 
    i've seen that light exist 
    but it's not a part of your soul 
    it's all beyond control 

    what to say 
    at least i am trying 
    what to say 
    to runaway, runaway 

    what to say 
    the leaves are dying 
    i am pushing you 
    far away, far away 

    yet nothing has changed 
    you are still a part of me 
    there's not more to say 
    the pain is still the same 

    erase me, don't tell me 
    i'll take you far away from here 
    delete me, complete me 
    in the race to recovery 

    not the same 
    while the road is still rising 
    not the same 
    but i am coming near 
    not myself 
    but what i am becoming 
    i am shifting into higher gear 

    what to say 
    the race is ongoing 
    what to say 
    it's built with fear 
    what to say 
    i am gathering power 
    for pushing you 
    far away from here 

    there is only one thing i would want you to know 
    i never thought that i could be so cold 
    i send these words of mine into the wide world 
    i never thought you could be so cold 

    so cold 

    the race to recovery
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    who is that
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    She has a large mouth
  • Oh hey, she was the girl in that show Unfabulous

    I think she wrote a song about food poisoning once
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I remember her mainly as Nancy Drew
  • Wait, Unfabulous? Wasn't that an American show? Why would...

    -looks back-

    Oh, Emma Roberts. Not Emma Watson. That makes sense.
  • edited 2012-10-24 01:08:49
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You can barely see it here, but I was trying to get a picture of the VMS above the right lane.

    It was supposed to be cycling between

    NO
    RIGHT
    TURN

    BUS
    ONLY
    <> (the diamond symbol for restricted lanes)

    But it's in very poor condition so instead it looked like

     O
    RIGH
    RN

    JS
    ONLY
    >
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    quarter pounder with cheese
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.

    quarter pounder with cheese

    Double Quarter Pounder With Cheese. Even better.
  • le royale with cheese
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    five-dollar milkshake
  • five-dollar milkshake

    Does it look like a bitch?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    pliers and a blowtorch
  • Chuck Palahniuk.
  • Hey, guys. I...

    ...

    What.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Do they speak English in What?
  • I don't know...
  • This Weird Twitter thing you guys mmhm.

    I can safely say I followed this before it broke. Apparently @horse_ebooks is one of these. Didn't even know lol.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This is pretty clever.

    Also I don't "get" @horse_ebooks, though I'm sure "not getting it" is the entire point.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    why do you think there's something to get
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well, okay, what I'm getting at is that I don't think it's funny.
  • It isn't really
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Why am I reading Tumblr dot TXT?
  • The only thing I dislike about the community is that a good chunk of them are kind of dicks.

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    SEEKRIT KLUB

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    this is pretty great.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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