The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    oh god, nothing feels "pure" right now

    i just want to curl up and hide from everything
  • You really should see someone about that.


    edit: about that^^ not that^. Though that guy^ needs a better hobby.

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Not bad, Seanbaby; however, it's a tad too coherent to come from Busey, even if it is crazy.
  • edited 2012-10-22 04:10:33
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    oh god, nothing feels "pure" right now


    i just want to curl up and hide from everything
    *hugs*

    ^^and yes, sweetie, you should
  • A POEM ABOUT MY LIFE~+~
    I was about to commit suicide
    there was nobody by my side
    everyone hated me at school
    i was the fool that nobody thought was cool
    i cut, i slit and cut and slit some more on my wrists
    i cried and tried to find a solution
    then i suddenly found it..
    WHITE REVOLUTION
    HEIL HITLER
  • sure it's unsubtle, but you don't need subtle to troll skrewdriver fans.
  • Skrewdriver was a white power rock band formed by Ian Stuart Donaldson in Poulton-le-Fylde in 1976. Skrewdriver evolved into the one of the first neo-Nazi rock bands with the second album Hail the New Dawn, playing a leading role in the Rock Against Communism movement and becoming the most prominent white power band in the world.

    They were pretty shitty musicians to boot.
  • Yeah.

    I'd say set them on fire, personally. But, y'know. Arson is frowned upon.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...can't relax...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    "It's scary how easy it is to stay up till 5 AM." -- Central Avenue, 20 March 2011
  • It's scary how easy it is to stay up til 8AM. >_>
  • I like how Hardcoregaming101 can make all the intelligent points in the world about games that came out [x]teen years ago, but modern gaming is allegedly summed up in the following paragraph.

    Sexuality and violence are the norm in popular current-gen video games, but the intention is commercial rather than artistic. Sillier than mature and more empty than meaningful, those games are essentially attempts to appeal to gamers' base pleasures, to give them the chance to absorb themselves in satisfying albeit inane carnage; bikini-wearing girls and muscled army men shooting big guns to kill generic enemies through bland environments.

    Right, because good gaming died with the Dreamcast, right?

    I just don't like how this is treated as not only the norm but the sole option. It's very aggravating.

  • edited 2012-10-22 05:51:51
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    i feel bad about liking mario

    it kinda feels like it's one of those things you're supposed to grow out of, not get hooked on as a kid
  • hello, again
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    American Broadcasting Company
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    America's Watching ABC
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    The best cheese I've ever tasted was the product of the United States government

    I'm not even kidding on that, either. It was the stuff handed out for welfare and social security recipients. Oh look there's even a wiki article

    And this person agrees with me too:

     In its entire 200-plus year history, the US Government had finally gotten something right. It was delicious, and didn’t taste at all like crappy American cheese. It was mildly sharp, closer to a decent Colby or a mellowed cheddar. Salma was similarly blissed. We learned that Gub’ment Cheese made the best grilled-cheese sammich ever. Gub’ment Cheese was fancy-shmancy enough to cube up, stake with toothpicks, and set out as hors d’oeuvres.  

    From everything I've read, this particular cheese was a product of its time and left us when Reagan left office. 
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It seems I've slipped back into that old habit of staying up hating being male instead of going to sleep

    And the worst part is

    I didn't even get to say goodnight to Au
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I miss winter break.

    I also miss early 2011 and the novelty of being bestest friends with Au.

    I seem to lack the ability to truly enjoy anything lately.
  • What you need is kitty hugs.


    (*Kitty Hugs*)


    also i'm here for you to talk to and stuff if you need, you know the drill, ect.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Thanks.

    I think I'll take you up on that offer to talk, but not right now because it's sleeping time.

    Night y'all.
  • Morning CA. :P
  • mods are asleep

    post ponies
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    yeah that's DJ Spooky and Iannis Xenakis.
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    Tumblr during the zombie apocalypse.
  • yo karp my homie
  • edited 2012-10-22 12:03:15
    jesus fucking christ

    i am telling you this, trash heap, because i have just heard this and have to tell somebody. to put it on facebook would be cruel to the guy involved and none of my flatmates are back and jesus christ, i have to tell someone. also i'm telling you this because it's fucking funny.

    i have this friend. let's call him Martin. Martin is one of those guys who comes to uni as a complete social retard who starts out too absurdly paranoid to use a microwave for fear of 'breaking it', doesn't even KNOW how to use a microwave, never cooked a meal in his life, and has never owned a phone in his life, not down to any technophobia - he studies computing - or to any lifestyle choices, but simply because he never had any friends to phone in the first place. and, as going to university often does, he slowly gets brought out of his shell, starts slowly becoming a regularly normal human being, starts socialising, going out, actually talking to people, etc. though there are still things he gets wrong (as you'll find out), he's mostly a capable adult by now. mostly.

    the second important thing to note about Martin is that he is obsessed with Asian girls. he's half Filipino himself so this isn't really a weird weeaboo thing, though maybe it kind of is, because he's only interested in Chinese and Japanese girls. but anyway he spends most of his socialising time trying to pick up Asian chicks.

    infodump over, proper story begins here. Martin, at the start of second year, finally gets laid with an Asian chick. loses his virginity. she's in her late twenties while he's still only 19. he treats it as a one-night stand, she leaves in the morning, whatever. Martin moves on. maybe he has a bit more confidence now that he's finally got over the first hurdle. anyway, he meets another Chinese girl, this time the same age as him, he gets laid again, and the two start going out. standard relationship thing. it develops fairly quickly, and fairly soon after he's finished with the first Asian chick.

    now, a few days later, by some coincidence or other, he meets the first Chinese girl again, and she's with all her friends. they're all talking Chinese while he stands around awkwardly not understanding any of it. he's going to make his excuses and leave but first he wants to know what they're talking about. he knows onw of her friends, so he asks her, and in the course of talking to her he finds out that the first Chinese girl has been referring to him as her boyfriend, talking about how much she likes him, they're in love, all this kind of stuff. oh boy. he's waited this long for one Chinese waifu and now he has two. at the same time.

    but Martin isn't like a regular human being who tries to break this unwanted relationship off as soon as possible, he just kind of awkwardly goes along with it and then leaves. but when he gets back to his house, he finds that he's lost the key to his house, and he can't get a replacement key until his landlord sorts one out. so he rings up the second Chinese girl and arranges to stay at her house for the next couple of days. but he can't get to his money or anything in his actual house, so doesn't have any money for food for a while. now, the first Chinese girl works at a local takeaway, so he goes to this takeaway and gets her to give him free food that doesn't get eaten. she also bakes him shit-tons of cakes, because they're so in love and all that. so right now he's got two girlfriends, is using one for food and the other for shelter, and somehow is trying to keep them both from finding out about each other. and he refuses to break up with either of them.

    and now the second Chinese girl has gone away to Edinburgh and has sent him a postcard (which, of course, he can't get, because he's not really living at his house unless his housemates let him in). so then his housemates read it and it's this massive declaration of love and she has NO IDEA that he's going out with someone else and has been the whole time.
    i have no idea how this will end but, because Martin is Martin, it'll probably end up with it blowing up in his face in the most spectacular fashion possible.


    what in the name of fuck.
  • he's done some stupid shit in the past but this really does blow everything out of the water

    i mean, i'm fairly sure he has his money and stuff now, because his housemates have let him into the house at least once, probably more times. and he's still not breaking up with this first girl and is just getting free food off her all the time

  • ^^^ That's....Wow....That's a level of....I don't even

    I haven't even come to terms with this mess.

    On the one hand, I really want this to blow up in his face. On the other hand, the two girls don't deserve to have this blow up in their faces (presumably; I dunno, maybe they secretly roam the streets at night and kill winos with golf clubs)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Anonus said:

    i feel bad about liking mario


    it kinda feels like it's one of those things you're supposed to grow out of, not get hooked on as a kid
    I thought I grew out of it. Then I didn't

    Noooooooooooooooooo
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    sunn wolf, this is one thing where you just stand back and watch and laugh

    sounds cruel I know but that's the only way someone like him will learn
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • The day with its cares and perplexities is ended and the night is now upon us. The night should be a time of peace and tranquility, a time to relax and be calm. We have need of a soothing story to banish the disturbing thoughts of the day, to set at rest our troubled minds, and put at ease our ruffled spirits.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^that's my line
  • And what sort of story shall we hear? 

    ....

    Ah, it will be a familiar story, a story that is so very, very old, and yet it is so new. 

    It is the old, old story of love.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    love don exits
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    THE MORNING SUN HAS VANQUISHED THE HORRIBLE NIGHT and took all of Mr. Truant's bad taste in music with it

    Time for some Waylon and Willie
  • (*boatloads of arpeggios*)
  • edited 2012-10-22 13:37:24
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    What about a story of self-discovery?  A story of identity, of a journey to a world once thought forgotten, a rediscovery of that which one once was?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • Two lovers sat on a park bench with their bodies touching each other, holding hands in the moonlight.
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