You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Skrewdriver was a white power rock band formed by Ian Stuart Donaldson in Poulton-le-Fylde in 1976. Skrewdriver evolved into the one of the first neo-Nazi rock bands with the second album Hail the New Dawn, playing a leading role in the Rock Against Communism movement and becoming the most prominent white power band in the world.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"It's scary how easy it is to stay up till 5 AM." -- Central Avenue, 20 March 2011
I like how Hardcoregaming101 can make all the intelligent points in the world about games that came out [x]teen years ago, but modern gaming is allegedly summed up in the following paragraph.
Sexuality and violence are the norm in popular current-gen video games, but the intention is commercial rather than artistic. Sillier than mature and more empty than meaningful, those games are essentially attempts to appeal to gamers' base pleasures, to give them the chance to absorb themselves in satisfying albeit inane carnage; bikini-wearing girls and muscled army men shooting big guns to kill generic enemies through bland environments.
Right, because good gaming died with the Dreamcast, right?
I just don't like how this is treated as not only the norm but the sole option. It's very aggravating.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
The best cheese I've ever tasted was the product of the United States government
I'm not even kidding on that, either. It was the stuff handed out for welfare and social security recipients. Oh look there's even a wiki article
And this person agrees with me too:
In its entire 200-plus year history, the US Government had finally gotten something right. It was delicious, and didn’t taste at all like crappy American cheese. It was mildly sharp, closer to a decent Colby or a mellowed cheddar. Salma was similarly blissed. We learned that Gub’ment Cheese made the best grilled-cheese sammich ever. Gub’ment Cheese was fancy-shmancy enough to cube up, stake with toothpicks, and set out as hors d’oeuvres.
From everything I've read, this particular cheese was a product of its time and left us when Reagan left office.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It seems I've slipped back into that old habit of staying up hating being male instead of going to sleep
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I miss winter break.
I also miss early 2011 and the novelty of being bestest friends with Au.
I seem to lack the ability to truly enjoy anything lately.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Thanks.
I think I'll take you up on that offer to talk, but not right now because it's sleeping time.
i am telling you this, trash heap, because i have just heard this and have to tell somebody. to put it on facebook would be cruel to the guy involved and none of my flatmates are back and jesus christ, i have to tell someone. also i'm telling you this because it's fucking funny.
i have this friend. let's call him Martin. Martin is one of those guys who comes to uni as a complete social retard who starts out too absurdly paranoid to use a microwave for fear of 'breaking it', doesn't even KNOW how to use a microwave, never cooked a meal in his life, and has never owned a phone in his life, not down to any technophobia - he studies computing - or to any lifestyle choices, but simply because he never had any friends to phone in the first place. and, as going to university often does, he slowly gets brought out of his shell, starts slowly becoming a regularly normal human being, starts socialising, going out, actually talking to people, etc. though there are still things he gets wrong (as you'll find out), he's mostly a capable adult by now. mostly.
the second important thing to note about Martin is that he is obsessed with Asian girls. he's half Filipino himself so this isn't really a weird weeaboo thing, though maybe it kind of is, because he's only interested in Chinese and Japanese girls. but anyway he spends most of his socialising time trying to pick up Asian chicks.
infodump over, proper story begins here. Martin, at the start of second year, finally gets laid with an Asian chick. loses his virginity. she's in her late twenties while he's still only 19. he treats it as a one-night stand, she leaves in the morning, whatever. Martin moves on. maybe he has a bit more confidence now that he's finally got over the first hurdle. anyway, he meets another Chinese girl, this time the same age as him, he gets laid again, and the two start going out. standard relationship thing. it develops fairly quickly, and fairly soon after he's finished with the first Asian chick.
now, a few days later, by some coincidence or other, he meets the first Chinese girl again, and she's with all her friends. they're all talking Chinese while he stands around awkwardly not understanding any of it. he's going to make his excuses and leave but first he wants to know what they're talking about. he knows onw of her friends, so he asks her, and in the course of talking to her he finds out that the first Chinese girl has been referring to him as her boyfriend, talking about how much she likes him, they're in love, all this kind of stuff. oh boy. he's waited this long for one Chinese waifu and now he has two. at the same time.
but Martin isn't like a regular human being who tries to break this unwanted relationship off as soon as possible, he just kind of awkwardly goes along with it and then leaves. but when he gets back to his house, he finds that he's lost the key to his house, and he can't get a replacement key until his landlord sorts one out. so he rings up the second Chinese girl and arranges to stay at her house for the next couple of days. but he can't get to his money or anything in his actual house, so doesn't have any money for food for a while. now, the first Chinese girl works at a local takeaway, so he goes to this takeaway and gets her to give him free food that doesn't get eaten. she also bakes him shit-tons of cakes, because they're so in love and all that. so right now he's got two girlfriends, is using one for food and the other for shelter, and somehow is trying to keep them both from finding out about each other. and he refuses to break up with either of them.
and now the second Chinese girl has gone away to Edinburgh and has sent him a postcard (which, of course, he can't get, because he's not really living at his house unless his housemates let him in). so then his housemates read it and it's this massive declaration of love and she has NO IDEA that he's going out with someone else and has been the whole time. i have no idea how this will end but, because Martin is Martin, it'll probably end up with it blowing up in his face in the most spectacular fashion possible.
he's done some stupid shit in the past but this really does blow everything out of the water
i mean, i'm fairly sure he has his money and stuff now, because his housemates have let him into the house at least once, probably more times. and he's still not breaking up with this first girl and is just getting free food off her all the time
^^^ That's....Wow....That's a level of....I don't even
I haven't even come to terms with this mess.
On the one hand, I really want this to blow up in his face. On the other hand, the two girls don't deserve to have this blow up in their faces (presumably; I dunno, maybe they secretly roam the streets at night and kill winos with golf clubs)
The day with its cares and perplexities is ended and the night is now upon us. The night should be a time of peace and tranquility, a time to relax and be calm. We have need of a soothing story to banish the disturbing thoughts of the day, to set at rest our troubled minds, and put at ease our ruffled spirits.
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You really should see someone about that.
edit: about that^^ not that^. Though that guy^ needs a better hobby.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Yeah.
I'd say set them on fire, personally. But, y'know. Arson is frowned upon.
I like how Hardcoregaming101 can make all the intelligent points in the world about games that came out [x]teen years ago, but modern gaming is allegedly summed up in the following paragraph.
Right, because good gaming died with the Dreamcast, right?
I just don't like how this is treated as not only the norm but the sole option. It's very aggravating.
Tumblr during the zombie apocalypse.
i am telling you this, trash heap, because i have just heard this and have to tell somebody. to put it on facebook would be cruel to the guy involved and none of my flatmates are back and jesus christ, i have to tell someone. also i'm telling you this because it's fucking funny.
i have this friend. let's call him Martin. Martin is one of those guys who comes to uni as a complete social retard who starts out too absurdly paranoid to use a microwave for fear of 'breaking it', doesn't even KNOW how to use a microwave, never cooked a meal in his life, and has never owned a phone in his life, not down to any technophobia - he studies computing - or to any lifestyle choices, but simply because he never had any friends to phone in the first place. and, as going to university often does, he slowly gets brought out of his shell, starts slowly becoming a regularly normal human being, starts socialising, going out, actually talking to people, etc. though there are still things he gets wrong (as you'll find out), he's mostly a capable adult by now. mostly.
the second important thing to note about Martin is that he is obsessed with Asian girls. he's half Filipino himself so this isn't really a weird weeaboo thing, though maybe it kind of is, because he's only interested in Chinese and Japanese girls. but anyway he spends most of his socialising time trying to pick up Asian chicks.
infodump over, proper story begins here. Martin, at the start of second year, finally gets laid with an Asian chick. loses his virginity. she's in her late twenties while he's still only 19. he treats it as a one-night stand, she leaves in the morning, whatever. Martin moves on. maybe he has a bit more confidence now that he's finally got over the first hurdle. anyway, he meets another Chinese girl, this time the same age as him, he gets laid again, and the two start going out. standard relationship thing. it develops fairly quickly, and fairly soon after he's finished with the first Asian chick.
now, a few days later, by some coincidence or other, he meets the first Chinese girl again, and she's with all her friends. they're all talking Chinese while he stands around awkwardly not understanding any of it. he's going to make his excuses and leave but first he wants to know what they're talking about. he knows onw of her friends, so he asks her, and in the course of talking to her he finds out that the first Chinese girl has been referring to him as her boyfriend, talking about how much she likes him, they're in love, all this kind of stuff. oh boy. he's waited this long for one Chinese waifu and now he has two. at the same time.
but Martin isn't like a regular human being who tries to break this unwanted relationship off as soon as possible, he just kind of awkwardly goes along with it and then leaves. but when he gets back to his house, he finds that he's lost the key to his house, and he can't get a replacement key until his landlord sorts one out. so he rings up the second Chinese girl and arranges to stay at her house for the next couple of days. but he can't get to his money or anything in his actual house, so doesn't have any money for food for a while. now, the first Chinese girl works at a local takeaway, so he goes to this takeaway and gets her to give him free food that doesn't get eaten. she also bakes him shit-tons of cakes, because they're so in love and all that. so right now he's got two girlfriends, is using one for food and the other for shelter, and somehow is trying to keep them both from finding out about each other. and he refuses to break up with either of them.
and now the second Chinese girl has gone away to Edinburgh and has sent him a postcard (which, of course, he can't get, because he's not really living at his house unless his housemates let him in). so then his housemates read it and it's this massive declaration of love and she has NO IDEA that he's going out with someone else and has been the whole time.
i have no idea how this will end but, because Martin is Martin, it'll probably end up with it blowing up in his face in the most spectacular fashion possible.
what in the name of fuck.
he's done some stupid shit in the past but this really does blow everything out of the water
i mean, i'm fairly sure he has his money and stuff now, because his housemates have let him into the house at least once, probably more times. and he's still not breaking up with this first girl and is just getting free food off her all the time
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I haven't even come to terms with this mess.
On the one hand, I really want this to blow up in his face. On the other hand, the two girls don't deserve to have this blow up in their faces (presumably; I dunno, maybe they secretly roam the streets at night and kill winos with golf clubs)
Noooooooooooooooooo