Imagine your standard memetic dance song ("Party Rock Anthem", "Gangnam Style", whatever) but replace all of the charm and funniness of the people in those songs with a pair of cartoonishly misogynistic fratboys who actually think they have a rapping career, and you're in the general ballpark.
Hearing them be dissed is literally the only reason to buy the Flobots' second album.
Pair of singing bird pistols handcrafted by Frères Rochat, 1820.
Handcrafted by Frères Rochat, a Swiss watch maker who specialized in creating clockwork automatons who worked out of Geneva. Each of the pistols are encrusted with diamonds and other precious gems and inlaid in gold, silver, and platinum. Utilizing a complex clockwork mechanism, the user wound it with a key and cocked the hammers. When the trigger is pulled a bird popped out of the muzzle, dancing, singing, and flapping its wings until the mechanism powered down.
Only four other examples of singing bird pistols are known to exist, and these are the only matching pair in the world. The pistols were put up for auction by Christies, Hong Kong, on May 30th, 2011. A fierce bidding war developed between two passionate collectors, lasting for over ten minutes. When the smoke cleared, the pistols were sold for $5.8 million.
Pair of singing bird pistols handcrafted by Frères Rochat, 1820.
Handcrafted by Frères Rochat, a Swiss watch maker who specialized in creating clockwork automatons who worked out of Geneva. Each of the pistols are encrusted with diamonds and other precious gems and inlaid in gold, silver, and platinum. Utilizing a complex clockwork mechanism, the user wound it with a key and cocked the hammers. When the trigger is pulled a bird popped out of the muzzle, dancing, singing, and flapping its wings until the mechanism powered down.
Only four other examples of singing bird pistols are known to exist, and these are the only matching pair in the world. The pistols were put up for auction by Christies, Hong Kong, on May 30th, 2011. A fierce bidding war developed between two passionate collectors, lasting for over ten minutes. When the smoke cleared, the pistols were sold for $5.8 million.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Today I learned that evaporated milk tastes weird. YNTKT
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
When it comes straight out of the can, it seems to be better in cooking than it is by itself. Kinda like coconut milk.
I mostly drank it because it was almost empty and I didn't want it to go to waste. The result was kind of a derp moment.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Like I said in my last-second edit, it was straight out of the can. That's more than likely not following the instructions.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Now, now, let's not start a fight over this.
I try to put the video URL into the source code if it's not embedding properly. It usually works.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Personally, I find the Song of Healing to be more melancholy than scary.
When it's reversed, it's a little eerie, but mostly because it's very alien-sounding.
"This is more than a tidal wave. It is more than an avalanche. It is here. Now, that is where the problem is...We are going to bleed and bleed and hemorrhage, unless this Congress at least protects one industry that is able to retrieve a surplus balance of trade and whose total future depends on its protection from the savagery and the ravages of this machine."
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
More seriously, it's from Zelda, which I know you're not a huge fan of.
For context, it's sorta the theme song of a mysterious and somewhat creepy traveling salesman who's trying to recover a mask with the spirit of an evil god. In the game, you can play this song on your magical instrument to heal tormented souls. For some reason, this turns them into masks that turn you into that person when you put them on.
<Shii> Cpl_Forsythe, mcdonalds can be a fun and rewarding job <Shii> to get fired from <Cpl_Forsythe> Shii: I worked there, over uhm <Cpl_Forsythe> 15 years ago <Cpl_Forsythe> and I got fired <Shii> what for? <Cpl_Forsythe> shii: you know those paper burger king crowns that BK used to hand out? I showed up to work wearing one
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Dammit
I want pony blindbags
But given the current family situation I know I shouldn't waste money on toys...
<Shii> Cpl_Forsythe, mcdonalds can be a fun and rewarding job <Shii> to get fired from <Cpl_Forsythe> Shii: I worked there, over uhm <Cpl_Forsythe> 15 years ago <Cpl_Forsythe> and I got fired <Shii> what for? <Cpl_Forsythe> shii: you know those paper burger king crowns that BK used to hand out? I showed up to work wearing one
hehe I remember this story
funnily enough, I went to school that day and wore the crown all day without a hitch, despite its nebulous dress code status (they banned hats). Must've been cuz it was my birthday or something, or the fact that it didn't actually, yknow, cover my head.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Back when I was in high school, seniors were allowed to wear Burger King crowns during homecoming week. I think there was also an event in the spring semester when they were allowed, but I can't remember what it was.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Imagine your standard memetic dance song ("Party Rock Anthem", "Gangnam Style", whatever) but replace all of the charm and funniness of the people in those songs with a pair of cartoonishly misogynistic fratboys who actually think they have a rapping career, and you're in the general ballpark.
Hearing them be dissed is literally the only reason to buy the Flobots' second album.
>unmarked Youtube video with no context
hahaha
no.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
There we go.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I don't believe you.
But anyway.
This quote is about VCR recorders.
#SWAG
<Shii> to get fired from
<Cpl_Forsythe> Shii: I worked there, over uhm
<Cpl_Forsythe> 15 years ago
<Cpl_Forsythe> and I got fired
<Shii> what for?
<Cpl_Forsythe> shii: you know those paper burger king crowns that BK used to hand out? I showed up to work wearing one
#yolo bitches
argh D:<