Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I want to make friends. Is there anyone who has a lot of middle-aged female friends?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Why should that matter? Everyone's dream of turning their bathroom into the Double Dare obstacle course can finally be realized.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I despise my body and I wish I could do bad things to it to punish it for existing
Science gives us reasons to be optimistic about this world, because science gives us everything in this world, including a way to fix that "optimism" bug. The human brain has a serious design flaw, over-valuing positive information and minimizing bad news. That's because any monkey who could truly appreciate the nature of saber-toothed tigers and how a fight with one ends would never have climbed down from the trees in the first place. But this has left us with people who continue to invest in financial bubbles, ignore serious medical advice, and continue to buy lottery tickets while hoping that burning smell from under the car hood will just go away.
University College London has worked out how to LINK destroy optimism with transcranial magnetic manipulation. Normally you have to annoy Ming the Merciless to hear a sentence like that. They target the left inferior frontal gyrus (IFG) of the brain. That's how smart these people are: they're drawing crosshairs on parts of your brain it didn't even know it had. By inducing currents in the participants' living brains, those brains became better at updating their expectations when faced with bad news. News like "the machines are now inducing currents in your living brain."
Zapping the left IFG made people more realistic, while blasting the right sent the brain from rose-tinted glasses to an entire romantic garden in a scuba mask. They point out how electromagnetically modifying this bias could avoid problems like the global financial meltdown, improve civilization's preparation for natural disasters, and end optimism. So if you've ever wondered what a megavillain's good intentions origin story looked like, this paper is it.
So we apparently ordered pizza at some point and no one thought to wake me up for this to ask me if I wanted any, or indeed even bothered to save a single slice for me.
I only found out because the boxes are propped up against the trashcan.
If you become an antinatalist in order to ensure that there will be no more antinatalists, does that mean the antinatalists won?
I've never heard of antinatalism until I came to this forum and saw you all discussing these idiots and it's my conclusion that whenever antinatalists are involved, nobody wins
So we apparently ordered pizza at some point and no one thought to wake me up for this to ask me if I wanted any, or indeed even bothered to save a single slice for me.
I only found out because the boxes are propped up against the trashcan.
table salt apparently dissolves the stuff back into water.
wait
so basically this shit turns your bathtub into a gigantic garden slug
They're non-sentient slugs, so they don't really count as real organisms. At least, that's what they tell PETA. It's kind of like that one episode of Doctor Who, except with less cat nuns.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It's weird how Tumblr (and, to some extent, the internet as a whole) tends to go crazy over things like stupid songs years after their release.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
3OH!3 is a really obnoxious name to figure out how to pronounce. Thank goodness for Wikipedia.
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I am not making this up
Go to bed at 10PM
wake up at 7
you are now me.
This just seems like the epitome of a bad idea.
There goes optimism
So we apparently ordered pizza at some point and no one thought to wake me up for this to ask me if I wanted any, or indeed even bothered to save a single slice for me.
I only found out because the boxes are propped up against the trashcan.
Fun things are fun!
I really think my stepdad does this kind of thing to piss me off at this point, I really do.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
So
There's apparently this new meme based on non-sequitir. Well, more so than usual.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
This is the new tumblr sensation. The daisy dukes tag only has one picture of daisy dukes in it. It's spreading that quickly.
/regularshow
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
also dem ninjas
3OH!3 were also not very well liked though.