The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

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    I don't get it

    maybe that's the point of this
  • Sampling music

    the horror
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Its Tumblr SJA.

    Although White people have had dreadlocks for ages IIRC
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Tony Roos, an American missionary in Paris, installed a free preview version of Windows 8 on his aging laptop to see if Microsoft’s new operating system would make the PC faster and more responsive. It didn’t, he said, and he quickly learned that working with the new software requires tossing out a lot of what he knows about Windows.

    how the hell does anyone get the idea that upgrading the newest Windows OS will offer a boost in performance


  • Also, why is Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana on there? Did she say those things? Is she the poster child of white/cis/straight/money/clean teeth privilege or something?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Its Tumblr SJA.


    Although White people have had dreadlocks for ages IIRC
    looks like they still haven't ran out of shit to be artificially outraged over


  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Also, why is Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana on there? Did she say those things? Is she the poster child of white/cis/straight/money/clean teeth privilege or something?

    iirc Miley stuck her fingers to the edge of her eyes to make an asian caricature once and the press caught her, and some woman tried to actually sue her for millions over doing that

    That's my best guess, I really don't know
  • Oh okay. Had no idea that happened; makes sense someone on Tumblr would remember and bring it up. They remember everything.
  • this halloween my costume is going to be a social justice blogger
  • and how would you pull that off?
  • GOProud is the only national gay group to endorse Governor Romney’s Presidential bid.


    GOProud, i just don't get you.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    GOProud is the only national gay group to endorse Governor Romney’s Presidential bid.


    GOProud, i just don't get you.
    Some people get a thrill out of being contrarian
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    GOProud is the only national gay group to endorse Governor Romney’s Presidential bid.


    GOProud, i just don't get you.
    Maybe they get off on it being illegal
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    this halloween my costume is going to be a social justice blogger

    this is a cheap and economical costume that costs $0.00

    all you need to do is answer the door to trick or treaters and then tell them what horrible little assholes they are for culture-thieving  a 10 billion year old wiccan harvest festival 

    bonus points: mention the burning times. Or the burnyng times. Boornyng tymes.  one of those 
  • Robert McCarl, 81, found it terrifying that smartphones could pinpoint the user’s location. “They could put a bomb on your head anytime,” he said. Who could? “Your enemies,” he replied. “Your slobbering enemies."
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    Robert McCarl, 81, found it terrifying that smartphones could pinpoint the user’s location. “They could put a bomb on your head anytime,” he said. Who could? “Your enemies,” he replied. “Your slobbering enemies."
    IIRC, The Yanquis used a mobile phone to pinpoint some rebel leader and they put a Cruise Missile on his head.
  • tell them what horrible little assholes they are for culture-thieving  a 10 billion year old wiccan harvest festival
    My Women's Studies teacher said we shouldn't celebrate Halloween cuz it was cribbed from the Day of the Dead. Because that's the only holiday it was born from.
  • Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.

    My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. Then you introduce your new lover to the hive. They are slowly torn apart by insects.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    My Women's Studies teacher said we shouldn't celebrate Halloween cuz it was cribbed from the Day of the Dead. Because that's the only holiday it was born from.

    I have no doubt that the Day of the Dead had a good amount of influence on the it shaped Halloween in America, but mixing up the dead with the harvest festival is damn close to a universal thing, much like how spring is held to rebirth. 
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Apparently, there is a mistranslation in the first pokemans game in which someone says their Raichu when ahead and evolved.
  • if you turn down free candy there is something wrong with you
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    if you turn down free candy there is something wrong with you

    not always

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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Is there any candy to turn down?
  • edited 2012-10-21 15:37:30
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    ^^^^Yep. In the international version of Red and Blue, the guy requests a Raichu in return for an Electrode. Raichu do not evolve when you trade them. But in the Japanese version, he requested a Kadabra for a Graveler, both of whom do evolve by trade. Someone just didn't catch that, thus leading to years of rumors spread through school playgrounds everywhere.
  • if you turn down free candy there is something wrong with you



    not always

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    dude it comes with free molestation by a creepy molester

    if you turn down free candy that comes with free creepy moleter molestation there is something seriously wrong with you
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.


    dude it comes with free molestation by a creepy molester


    if you turn down free candy that comes with free creepy moleter molestation there is something seriously wrong with you
    I can afford a dentist or a shrink

    I can't afford both
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Shrinks are free on the NHS trololololol
  • The sadness will last forever.
    moira stole the precious ting
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Moira stole the precious thing
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Shrinks are free on the NHS trololololol

    And dentists aren't, right

    I know that's the deal in Canada at least. I never understood that, as in the US Military the medical/dental buildings for each area were pretty much the same size. Either teeth are that fucking important or Americans inhale too much sugar (probably both)

    also British/dentist joke goes here Austin Powers etc
  • inb4 that study on the awesomeness or at least non-suckiness of british teeth
  • The sadness will last forever.
    U.N. Rubber Man was Tate?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Shrinks are free on the NHS trololololol

    And dentists aren't, right

    I know that's the deal in Canada at least. I never understood that, as in the US Military the medical/dental buildings for each area were pretty much the same size. Either teeth are that fucking important or Americans inhale too much sugar (probably both)

    also British/dentist joke goes here Austin Powers etc
    I would have made an orthodontist joke, considering that's marginally more accurate.

    Then my laughter would have turned to tears of regret and existential misery.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I love Have A Nice Life.

  • Defenestration is a cool word, it's always been one of my favorites.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    It really is a fine word, if difficult to use in conversation. (Outside of comic threats of violence, at least. And history discussions.)

    The coda to that song fills me with this weird kind of joy. It's just so hopeless and dead-eyed. "Is this what it's like, is this what it's going to be like...?"
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm at the pumpkin patch with my niece and the parents. This one is right down the street from the house, and this is the first time we've been here in the two falls we've lived nearby.

    It's actually pretty fun! I went down one of the slides with my niece, and ended up landing on my butt. :lol: She also went on the moon bounce and the kiddie hayride. The rides cost money, so we haven't done everything (the big hayride is $3 a person).
  • The sadness will last forever.
    A.H.S. Murder House was bullshit?
  • That reminds me, I haven't talked with my niece in ages.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Bunny sleep.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    lesbians
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    minoans
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    12-8-8 traffic signal
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