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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Hi, Tools. How's it going?
  • I'm just...

    Slipping into insanity and despair...

    Losing fighting spirit and will to live
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Are you still working on getting the help you need, Tools?

    I hope everything turns out okay for you.
  • edited 2012-10-20 15:40:40
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    argh doublepost
  • My therapy appointment is on Wednesday.

    I am getting the help I need...

    ...

    i need hugs
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    -hugs Tools-
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    (also offers an internet hug)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    *hugs Tools as well*
  • edited 2012-10-20 15:59:59
    Tools said:

    My therapy appointment is on Wednesday.

    I am getting the help I need...

    ...

    i need hugs

    I'll buy a plane ticket  to where you live and deliver a hug personally if I have to.

    Regardless, asterisk hugs asterisk
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

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    XD
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Also, glad to see you're talking to a therapists, Tools. Definitely bring up these feelings you've been having.
  • Thank you guys...

    *clings back*

  • Vriska would probably like this.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Is it wrong that I want to read a book where the bad guys win, conquer the world, and bring in an era of peace and prosperity under an iron rule?

    Something like Augustus Caesar combined with Genghis Kahn.

    Not that this excuses the actions of said bad guys (genocide is inexcusable) but it would be a rather interesting situation to see a writer work with.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz_ said:

    Is it wrong that I want to read a book where the bad guys win, conquer the world, and bring in an era of peace and prosperity under an iron rule?

    Something like Augustus Caesar combined with Genghis Kahn.

    Not that this excuses the actions of said bad guys (genocide is inexcusable) but it would be a rather interesting situation to see a writer work with.

    I think Code Geass did something like that.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Aliroz_ said:

    Is it wrong that I want to read a book where the bad guys win, conquer the world, and bring in an era of peace and prosperity under an iron rule?

    Something like Augustus Caesar combined with Genghis Kahn.

    Not that this excuses the actions of said bad guys (genocide is inexcusable) but it would be a rather interesting situation to see a writer work with.

    That wouldn't happen inrl and therefore hard to do.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    http://iamawareofmyownhypocrisy.wordpress.com

    Why is this person not on Tumblr
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”


    meantone temperament 

    spinning around the room in my underwear and socks until i'm dizzy


    fuck yes

    #actinglikea6yearold
    Best post combo.
  • The following PSA can’t be considered sexist or biased against men in any way, shape of form. My male slave said it isn’t sexist*, so it can’t be. Charges and accusations thereof will be ignored or laughed at.

    *Granted, I had to adjust the nipple clamps and use the whip a few more times, but he said it. I win!

  • People have this ridiculous idea that because I’m ranty, sarcastic and curse a lot online I must be nice, polite and not at all opinionated offline. This is simply not true.
    Among the few people who have had the misfortune to e-know me and then meet me, there is a consensus that I’m much, much worse in person. Take whichever thing I’ve said that made you butthurt. Then imagine that being said to your face in a loud, monotone voice by someone who is keeping a straight face, occasionally invading your personal space, who doesn’t let you get a word in edgeways and wiggles a finger on your face when interrupted in mid-sentence. Add a very short temper and the proneness to lose it at the minimum provocation on your interlocutor’s part, and you have a pretty good idea of what having a conversation with me IRL is like. Oh, I forgot to mention I have long nails and usually wear rings in all ten fingers.

    This is now my new favorite person.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Whatever reservations I might have about the blogger that Odradek linked to, this list is absolutely fantastic.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Is it wrong that I want to read a book where the bad guys win, conquer the world, and bring in an era of peace and prosperity under an iron rule?


    Oh no Aliroz

    NOT AYN RAND 

    NOOOOOOOOOOO
  • I just thought of something I should say if I ever find myself in a religious argument.

    "I won't bring up Hitler and Stalin if you don't bring up the Westboro Baptist Church and the Knights Templar."
  • But the Knights Templar were nowhere near as bad as Hitler.

    Though they helped invent modern banking, so I guess if you're like a Libertarian or something....

  • edited 2012-10-20 19:22:06
    I figured I'd need at least two examples of those evil religious extremists that Dawkins wannabes go on about.
  • edited 2012-10-20 19:40:29
    Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Kexruct: at that level, you're best off just accepting that you all have irreconcilable ideological differences. It's entirely possible for hardline atheists and the faithful to get along, hell half my friends are atheists. 

    Also, anyone going around parroting Dawkins (or any religious counterpoints for that matter) are just looking for an argument and you're simply not going to change their mind (and vice-versa.)

    ...for the record, I've got nothing against Dawkins. I think he's a stand-up guy. I just don't agree with him. 
  • Whatever reservations I might have about the blogger that Odradek linked to, this list is absolutely fantastic.

    Eh, I'll say it's pretty good. But, I feel certain points need more detail. Also, I do not agree that certain things like deconstruction or slow plots automatically make someone an indisputably terrible writer.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Wheeee up at the crack of 7:30 p.m.

    Mr. Truant said:image
    That only works if you
    don't tell us several times you're a cat, silly. :P

    you're wrong. I joked about this same thing a while back (being legally half-blind myself) and realized that all the bullshit I put into it would be taken dead seriously.

    See, that's the thing. I don't think I could make it outlandish enough that it would be obvious it's a joke without outright stating "this is a joke"...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So...we found out today that my dad lost his job.

    It's not his fault this time...the company he worked for laid everyone off...

    ...so yeah. That's where I am right now.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    That sucks.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.



    See, that's the thing. I don't think I could make it outlandish enough that it would be obvious it's a joke without outright stating "this is a joke"...

    Pretty much. That whole thing involving Derpy was people getting all offended about a cartoon horse that has my exact problem (my bad eye is not only bad, but it hangs off to the side) and cries of "ableism" and the like being thrown around.  If they get offended on the behalf of a cartoon horse, they'd take you dead seriously no matter how ridiculous you got about it.  


  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    So...we found out today that my dad lost his job.


    It's not his fault this time...the company he worked for laid everyone off...

    ...so yeah. That's where I am right now.
    Well, at least he rates unemployment. 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Well, at least he rates unemployment. 

    I hadn't thought about that yet, but that's good.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Well, at least he rates unemployment. 

    I hadn't thought about that yet, but that's good.
    It varies from state to state, but I'm pretty sure that if your father was employed at that job for more than six months, and (as you stated) he was laid off (and not fired) the he should qualify for full unemployment benefits. 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    gsa@TruthAboutCelluliteReviews.com
    I'm sure this isn't a spambot in any way.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Truth About Cellulite Reviews dot com has a gay-straight alliance

    who knew
  • Sorry to hear about the layoff, CA.
  • So...we found out today that my dad lost his job.


    It's not his fault this time...the company he worked for laid everyone off...

    ...so yeah. That's where I am right now.
    I wanted to make a joke about your father not trying hard enough or something similar, but that would be in poor taste.
  • edited 2012-10-20 21:16:04

    yeah that would be, even by my standards, which are already pretty low


    my condolences
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Thanks guys...
  • edited 2012-10-20 21:22:57
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I'm sorry to hear that, CA. I'm not sure what to say, but if it helps any...

    (offers another internet hug)
  • edited 2012-10-20 21:23:44
    But in all seriousness, being laid off is terrible. 

    I'm really sorry CA.
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