The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    HOLY CRAP that was frustrating

    My wireless router was out for an hour and a half. I decided to try what I think is a hard reset of it: cutting off the power, waiting 15 seconds, then plugging it back in. Thankfully, it seems to have worked.

    I don't know what we're going to do about that thing.
  • Carefully chosen, the song of each bell fits only one peice
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Wireless routers seem to fall into that weird category of electronics that just stop working properly when they get a few years old, don't they?

    I really don't know why...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

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    Nice hat.
  • edited 2012-10-19 20:05:23

  • well


    my internet is slow, and i am quickly running out of computer memory space-type things

    BUT I WILL DO THIS AT THE SOONEST POSSIBLE CONVENIENCE.



    kuhl.

    I can't play tonight, I have work, but we can do something then.

    Relatedly, I think I accepted all of the Steam friend requests I got. 

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Man, where do these internet people get cats that stay put when you place them in humorous positions? If I tried putting Stormy on my head like that he'd just jump down, clawing me in the process.
  • edited 2012-10-19 20:15:26

    I'm so afraid
    Something is broken now
    Too much has been said
    To wipe it clean somehow
  • mother came home

    she brought groceries :D

  • Food is for those that eat.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    anti-vegetable politics
  • It's so great having food again.

    Anyway, Space, now I can play Runescape.

  • Darkness abounds
    Heaviness weighs my heart
    'Round and 'round and 'round
    We're gonna have to be apart
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This still bugs me.

    image

    How does Mom think Calvin got in the house? I mean, I guess it's possible he built a snowman on the front porch and then went to the back door, but we see in the first panel that he's clearly tracked in snow when he came in the front door. Wouldn't that be a giveaway?
  • You've got to press it on you

    You just think it

    That's what you do baby,

    hold it down,

    DARE

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    anti-vegetable politics

    You will pay
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Kexruct said:

    It's so great having food again.

    Anyway, Space, now I can play Runescape.

    All right.

    ...Wait, it says you're not online right now. >_<
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
     According to a 2010 report released by Mission: Readiness, “Too Fat to Fight,” nine million 17- to 24-year-olds are too obese to serve in the military.

    That’s 27% of all young adults in the United States. And that number is on the rise.

    “While limiting the sale of junk food is not a solution by itself for the childhood obesity epidemic, it is part of the solution,” wrote the members of Mission: Readiness.

    The ultimate solution is a change in culture. To have that, we as a nation have to make some practical, everyday changes.

    The Department of Defense is requiring all its schools and day care centers to serve meals highlighting fruits and vegetables, to restrict television and computer time, to promote daily exercise, and to ban sweetened drinks.

    In 2010, Michelle Obama announced the “Let’s Move” campaign to end childhood obesity. The program is “dedicated to solving the problem of obesity within a generation, so that children born today will grow up healthier and able to pursue their dreams.”

    You all know I'm not too crazy about her husband, but Michelle has done a stellar job in her fight against childhood obesity and I hope that this continues past this next contentious election. Also the DoD working in stride with her in this regard is awesome too.  Also, bolding up there is mine. We do need a change in culture. This style of preprocessed eating and living needs to be curbed. 
  • Kexruct said:

    It's so great having food again.

    Anyway, Space, now I can play Runescape.

    All right.

    ...Wait, it says you're not online right now. >_<

    (I was waiting for you to reply, actually. I'm online now though.)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I decided to make this my lock screen background.

    If you're wondering why I need a lock screen when my computer rarely leaves my bedroom, well, then you've probably never had siblings.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
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    I find these two comics to be adorable.
  • If anybody decides to root around on my computer they are solely responsible for any loss of sanity on their part.
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    I find these two comics to be adorable.
    I do as well.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    If anybody decides to root around on my computer they are solely responsible for any loss of sanity on their part.

    Loss of sanity is one thing, but my family likes to make a game of posting on each other's accounts when someone steps away from their computer without locking it.

    One of the more "infamous" ones was the time I tweeted "I am now officially a brony!" on my sister's Twitter account.
  • Ah I see.


    my sis is already a brony.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    They where pretty amusing to me. I know Gabe and Tycho thought they might catch unholy hell like they did for this comic:
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    But I think those two are pretty innocuous. 


    I don't think there ever was a "Things we hate Volume II" after all the e-mails they got for that one...
  • So John Twelve Hawks is a pretty interesting dude.

    Evidently the author of a fairly popular series of books, but he lives (quote) "off the grid", apparently only communicates with his publisher by e-mail and occasionally "untraceable phone". He also has apparently visited East Germany during the time the Berlin Wall fell, and Beirut during the Lebanese Civil War.

    Interesting guy.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I found the two Penny Arcade strips weirdly sweet, but that might be because my mind draws a comparison between "feeling like a raccoon inside" with "feeling like a woman inside."

    Whether this comparison has an actual basis is another question, and not one I'm particularly interested in arguing.

    Also, I'm the only real MLP fangirl in my family per se, but my brother is familiar with a lot of memes because he had brony friends at school, and my sister is familiar with the show itself because I've made her sit through a handful of episodes.
  • "John Twelve Hawkes" sounds an awful lot like a pen name and not a real one.  Perhaps HE is a SHE?!  Or maybe HE is a HORSE???!!!
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I think it's a good comparison

    I just like it simply for the line "Yeah Frank. I s'pose I could."
  • edited 2012-10-19 21:56:47
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    ^^*gasp* You ventured onto the mega-thread!

    Where will I hide all my oodles  and oodles of porn now?!

    I mean..."Hello".
  • "John Twelve Hawkes" sounds an awful lot like a pen name and not a real one.  Perhaps HE is a SHE?!  Or maybe HE is a HORSE???!!!



    He says it's his "adopted name".

    So yes, it's a pen name, but that's also presumably what he calls himself in general.

  • I have to get ready for work bluh bluh bluh.

    My stepdad better have washed my uniform, he said he would.

  • Justice42 said:

    ^^*gasp* You ventured onto the mega-thread!


    Where will I hide all my oodles  and oodles of porn now?!

    I mean..."Hello".
    I've been here before, I've seen your oodles an oodles of porn.  And I have come to only one conclusion, my porn is better than your porn.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Your porn is too mainstream. 
  • my porn is the best


    it is better than all other porn
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    THIS IS NOT THE PORN THREAD
  • your mom is the porn thread

    buuuuuurn
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    lolz
  • edited 2012-10-19 22:10:59
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    the shadow queen has better porn than ALL OF YOU

    so NYAH

    ^See you later Lazuli.
  • edited 2012-10-19 22:11:50
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    See you, Lazuli. Have a good day at work.

    On a similar note, my mom and I will be doing volunteer work tomorrow morning.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I've been wanting to do some myself... >_>
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

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    I find these two comics to be adorable.
    This reminds me of a conversation I had with a scout sniper while on a training exercise, who explained to me that while in Iraq one night he was in a fighting hole (what we now call a foxhole) with another Marine. Anyway, the other Marine there fell asleep so he decided to take the opportunity to rub one out, and use hand sanitizer as lube. 

    He didn't go into details, all he said was never, ever to do this no matter how blueballed you get.  
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