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Anonus · 2012-10-19 01:58:58

Hi Tools.

Imipolex G · 2012-10-19 02:04:26

I am unhappy with my cow.

Yarrun XIX · 2012-10-19 02:11:21

Turn that cow upside down!

Imipolex G · 2012-10-19 02:12:36

Too low resolution is more of the problem.

Imipolex G · 2012-10-19 02:24:50

I have now improved the cow slightly and am less unhappy

Obā-san · 2012-10-19 02:26:45

Toolsie · 2012-10-19 02:45:25

...

Fucking shitty mcshit bollocking fucking crappy SHIT!

Forgot my memory stick which has my Biology homework on it.

Got the data. Just means I have to write it out by hand. Bollocks.

Misery · 2012-10-19 03:32:37

rrrrrrrrrr

Misery · 2012-10-19 03:34:12

chub

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Misery · 2012-10-19 03:34:55

?reh saw nweo .N.U.

Tre · 2012-10-19 06:22:30

Sorry about that Tools. I know the feeling all too well.

Misery · 2012-10-19 06:47:38

ebert ebert ebert ebert ebert ebert ebert

MEGA EBERT

Princess Alice · 2012-10-19 06:53:53

So, in the past my keyboard has felt "impure" to me because it's missing its ESC key.

But upon seeing a pack of Ivory soap I got to thinking. Let's do some calculations!

The Esc key is one of the smallest keys on this model. It measures 2 cm by 1.2 cm, for an area of 2.4 cm². But the keyboard as a whole measures 30.4 cm by 11 cm, for an area of 334.4 cm².

334.4 - 2.4 = 332.0

332.0/334.4 = 0.993 cm.

So really, my keyboard is 99.3% pure! It comes within 0.1% of Ivory soap's slogan, and if that's good enough for Procter and Gamble it's good enough for me!

#weirdcopingstrategies

Bunny · 2012-10-19 07:52:06

Misery · 2012-10-19 07:58:54

teh towhoes

Misery · 2012-10-19 07:59:11

kuru kuru kuru~

Misery · 2012-10-19 07:59:22

spin spin spin spin

Misery · 2012-10-19 08:06:56

Misery · 2012-10-19 08:07:17

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Odradek · 2012-10-19 09:29:49

Obā-san · 2012-10-19 11:26:59

Yarrun XIX · 2012-10-19 11:56:37

Okay, now Rush sounds like Led Zeppelin. With a bit of Queen. Can't even hear the Limozeen anymore.

This is a change.

Obā-san · 2012-10-19 11:58:21

I am considering trying my had at glitch hop.

Imipolex G · 2012-10-19 13:14:30

Yarrun said:
Okay, now Rush sounds like Led Zeppelin. With a bit of Queen. Can't even hear the Limozeen anymore.

This is a change.

Must be early Rush.

Obā-san · 2012-10-19 13:30:24

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Misery · 2012-10-19 14:24:34

Hexartes · 2012-10-19 14:33:05

seems legit

Hexartes · 2012-10-19 14:33:38

I remember one time I read a Goosebumps book and by the end I was screaming because of all the asinine bullcrap.

YNTKT

Misery · 2012-10-19 14:34:11

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Misery · 2012-10-19 14:34:53

Goosebumps are funny books.

Obā-san · 2012-10-19 14:37:19

Obā-san · 2012-10-19 14:39:33

Justice4243 · 2012-10-19 14:43:13

More Goosebumps Book Ideas
Game Over: A boy is terrorized by video game characters that escape from his TV.Big twist: The boy is himself a character in a video game played by someone else.
Field Ghoul: A boy who isn’t good enough to make the team finds a mummy buried in the football field. It comes to life and terrorizes the school. Big twist: the mummy is great at football. The team makes it to nationals.
Ice Scream: A weird new ice cream truck has been coming around town. Kids who buy ice cream from it mysteriously disappear a few days later. Big twist: It is actually gelato.
Knife and Death: A group of friends discover a cursed knife which kills people when its blade is forced into vital areas of their bodies. Big twist: The kids think they have destroyed the knife, but it turns out there are many others just like it, easily available.
The Scary Owl: A young girl is new in town and she sees a scary owl. Big Twist: The story is an allegory for the horrors of war.
Money in the Bank: That haunted dummy from the one book puts on the haunted mask from the other book and finds that haunted camera what kills people and goes after some kids. Big twist: this all takes place in that haunted mirror from the one book, so the dummy is actually good and the kids are evil.
There is a Monster at the End of this Book: There are some kids and they are all scared of a monster. Big twist: the last page is a mirror; the reader is the monster. Take that, reader!

From: http://nedroidcomics.tumblr.com/page/39

Obā-san · 2012-10-19 15:08:32

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Odradek · 2012-10-19 15:29:40

I don't like SMBC.

Obā-san · 2012-10-19 15:31:11

How can you not like SMBC?

i don't understand this

people shouldn't have opinions different from me

Imipolex G · 2012-10-19 15:35:36

SMBC mocks my pain.

Odradek · 2012-10-19 15:43:06

Mr. Truant said:
How can you not like SMBC?

It's like XKCD but with longer punchlines and less awkward nerd romance.

Sredni Vashtar · 2012-10-19 15:45:26

Odradek said:

Mr. Truant said:
How can you not like SMBC?
It's like XKCD but with longer punchlines and less awkward nerd romance.

I don't actually see why that's a bad thing.

Imipolex G · 2012-10-19 15:46:27

Anything that starts "it's like XKCD" is gonna be not good

Obā-san · 2012-10-19 15:46:56

Sredni Vashtar said:

Odradek said:

Mr. Truant said:
How can you not like SMBC?
It's like XKCD but with longer punchlines and less awkward nerd romance.
I don't actually see why that's a bad thing.

Obā-san · 2012-10-19 15:47:09

Imipolex G · 2012-10-19 15:49:58

I'm allergic to cats

Odradek · 2012-10-19 15:50:25

Sredni Vashtar said:

Odradek said:

Mr. Truant said:
How can you not like SMBC?
It's like XKCD but with longer punchlines and less awkward nerd romance.
I don't actually see why that's a bad thing.

Munroe can be pretty terrible but I get the sense that he has a heart and cares about what he does a lot, even if he's a sap and has terrible mathgeek qualities.

Not so much for Weiner.

Obā-san · 2012-10-19 15:56:58

TERRIBLE

Imipolex G · 2012-10-19 15:57:28

And that's terrible.

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