The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I had a cool dream. I wrote it down as soon as I woke up.
  • But I'm at school right now, so I'll have to wait until I get home to post on the dream thread.
  • The streets have gone dark
    They've been dark for days
    We board up the house
    Hide upstairs and wait and wait

    Just outside
    We hear awful sounds
    Cower in bed
    And think of ourselves only

    The last lights are all fire
    We let the heat thrive
    Panicked a week
    Starved just as long

    We're two signs of life
    Our doors are marked
    Desperate chants of

    "Help will come
    Help will come
    Can't try to leave
    Help will come, finally"

    The last lights are all fire
    Let the heat thrive
    Turn the seas sour
    Bleed the ground dry

    I won't wait
    You'll give up with me
    No one comes
    And we rot in bed
    No one comes
    And the boards stay up
  • edited 2012-10-18 16:01:21
    Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Today in class we were discussing interests/hobbies and the like and the instructor was having us ask each other questions in this regard. Usually I don't do too well with these exercises but today I thought that I was ready. I even set it up so that I thought I could deflect any query for this lesson and provide a correct answer. So when I was asked, I replied,

    我不知道,可是,我觉得做画画儿有意思。
    (I don't know, but I find art to be very interesting.)

    ...to which I was employing words that we haven't even gotten around to learning yet. I was sitting there smuggin' pretty hard until the instructor informed me, "Ethan, he was asking you how you feel health-wise."

    hnnggh
  • Guah.

    I woke up awhile ago and am now back from the grocery store.

    I ache.

    Also, I don't know what number we're up to on the "Rules of the Internet", but "as the size of an internet community increases, the probability that it will turn into /b/ approaches 1" should be one of them.

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    Guah.

    I woke up awhile ago and am now back from the grocery store.

    I ache.

    Also, I don't know what number we're up to on the "Rules of the Internet", but "as the size of an internet community increases, the probability that it will turn into /b/ approaches 1" should be one of them.

    Eff you, dog puncher!
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Holy gosh you are a douchebag.
  • Pretty much.

    I was never a frequenter of reddit, but I used to visit it occasionally and I don't remember it being quite this fuckrocket stupid.

    In other news, if I disappear for 6+ at some point, don't worry, I didn't die, I'm just playing Dungeons & Dragons Online.

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    But what if your character dies?! 

    We'll have to act as if you don't exist anymore!
  • It's okay.

    Usar can self-resurrect.

    Also it was only after playing him for about six hours that I realized my cleric looks an awful lot like Ganon. Pictures of Ganon I've seen, anyway.

    Keep in mind my cleric is supposed to be human.

  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    There is only one thing you can do about this.

    You must seize the island of Koridai.
  • I can summon a Fiendish Monstrous Scorpion (and yes it is absolutely called that), and have a morningstar that shocks anything it touches, so I'm halfway to supervillain status already.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
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  • The sadness will last forever.
    why tumblr why


    stupid 250 reblogging limit
  • The sadness will last forever.
    flandre
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
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  • Everybody wants to be a cat, 
    because a cat's the only cat 
    who knows where it's at. 
    Everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat, 
    'cause everything else is obsolete. 
    Now a square with a horn, 
    can make you wish you weren't born, 
    ever'time he plays; 
    and with a square in the act, 
    he can set music back 
    to the caveman days. 
    I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing, 
    but a cat's the only cat 
    who knows how to swing. 
    Who wants to dig 
    a long-haired gig 
    or stuff like that? 
    When everybody wants to be a cat. 
    A square with that horn, 
    makes you wish you weren't born, 
    ever'time he plays; 
    and with a square in the act, 
    he's gonna set this music back 
    to the Stone Age days. 
    Everybody wants to be a cat, 
    because a cat's the only cat 
    who knows where it's at; 
    while playin' jazz you always has a Welcome mat, 
    'cause everybody digs a swingin' cat. 
    Everybody digs a swingin' cat.
  • You wanna know why?

    Because

    dead messengers
    buried in their Melvins shirts
    reawoken as reanimated mummies from the sepulcher.

  • Anonymous and secular and ribbons and exposed brain
    Roll with grown men who still use code names
    Fold crawl space on the SS coat tails
    Might chase six legs through his oatmeal
    Oh dear, no pet seat his own homework
    Pet cruise cobble step shoes that are bone bugs
    Holmes, sick to the fishbone cone
    My yellow brick shtick ain't tip toe prone
    It's a misthrown sticky bomb slipping off the fingers wrong
    Any blips you're witnessing are living in the Sigma laws
    Blip, blip, dag, these ghosts need a doctor
    Shelter, clean Dunlops on a walker
    She sells sea shells he, draws revenge
    Plots on a chalkboard, watch what you walk toward
  • Oh sweet gouda, you don't know what a truffle tastes like? Tomorrow, drive yourself to France and buy one. You dirty peasant, drive to France and buy one. Buy one by driving to France, you dirty peasant. I will chew off your ears while you sleep. DRIVE TO FRANCE AND GET A TRUFFLE. THEN GET MORE. Also, glad you like the surreal feel, since I like to write it!
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    It's a game where you cut up the fishes. Cooking Master 2
  • It is here
    That vice indulged
    Bleeds the living 
    Of their trust

    And now the
    Chosen children play
    Never to
    Lay rest

    Hand of the host
    Extended out
    From his fingers
    Dangles scented flesh

    Bodies often spun
    From infant minds
    Perfect in their
    Empty conception

    To be devoured
    By my lustful heart
    I am commanded 
    "Do as thou wilt"

    Through the halls
    I am led

    Following
    I am led

    "Writhe and gnaw
    Each other's flesh"

    He lies uncovered
    This ancient man
    Of bristle and bone
    Hoary and unwashed
    His lonely soul
    Fills the room

    Our reverie lays broken
    Broken on the floor
    Cast him out into the throngs
    Out into unholy laughter
  • The act unknown
    Actor in sleep
    Here I enter
    And here I see
    The circle and
    Bones made in haste

    The winds to
    Anoint the
    Faithful

    Amorphous specter turns
    From old to new
    Rests in faith beside me
    We wait for the quiet fire
    To be born and there it is
    Embodied by a boy
    His voice small and grey
    Whispers smoke to the chosen

    Upon our heads
    He places crowns
    Sewn with hiss and higher tones

    The boy presses whispers into her
    And they bathe in valley's pale rain
  • If you are unfamiliar with Plug.dj, then in layman's terms it could be described as a real-time social media experience combining music and video discovery in a fun and interactive online environment, complete with dancing avatars to match people’s personalities.
    You can think of it as Furcadia except with kicking rad tunes instead of animal people.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    sounds like Hell
  • Hey, 2Chainz (second guy) can actually rap.

    Now only if he did that more often.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So Tuesday night I went past a gas station and gas was $3.49 a gallon. That was the cheapest price I'd seen in a long time, so I stopped and got $20 worth of gas even though I wasn't on empty yet.

    Then tonight I went past the same gas station and it was $3.39 a gallon. :(

    I feel an urge to punish myself with physical pain for not holding out for the lower price. >_<
  • So Tuesday night I went past a gas station and gas was $3.49 a gallon. That was the cheapest price I'd seen in a long time, so I stopped and got $20 worth of gas even though I wasn't on empty yet.


    Then tonight I went past the same gas station and it was $3.39 a gallon. :(

    I feel an urge to punish myself with physical pain for not holding out for the lower price. >_<
    no don't punish yourself.

    let anonus do that.

    :P
  • edited 2012-10-18 20:36:55
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    How much was left? If it was about an eighth of a tank (maybe even a quarter depending on how big your car is), I wouldn't say that's too excessive.

    There was no way you could see it coming anyway... says the guy who guilt-trips himself over similar things. :P
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    with extra roast pork toppings

    EXTRA! EXTRA!

    er... I really should control myself
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It was an eighth of a tank...

    The thing that gets me is that I was planning to hold out for today, because I know gas prices around here tend to be the lowest on Thursday. But I saw $3.49 and I was like "gotta get on that, who knows how long it'll last" and then, whaddaya know, my first guess was right.
  • edited 2012-10-18 21:07:09
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    IDEAS

    Why are you swimming around in my head? I appreciate it and all, but it doesn't seem like the most convenient time.

    And half of you are obviously inspired by other things anyway.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I should not have fallen asleep.

    Cobra Commander? Is that you?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Hi Lazuli.

    I'm still thinking about that Paper Mario/MLP:FIM crossover myself...I'm worried it wouldn't make much sense or be too much in the spirit of either source. That and it would fulfill my desire for a "proper" sequel to TTYD, something Intelligent Systems doesn't seem keen on providing themselves (rehashes probably don't interest seasoned creative types anyway).
  • No, it's me, Misha.

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    WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • No, it's me, Misha.

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want to do something creative
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Aren't you writing that motel story?
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    I dun geddit.

    Speaking of creativity. Does anyone know where I can pick up a basic "how to draw" book that will actually teach me useful skills for drawing in general instead of "how to draw this same thing over and over and nothing else"?

    [in other words, no How To Draw Manga books]

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Kinda.

    All I've got so far is some brief descriptions of characters/settings and some rough outlines of individual installments. I haven't written any prose so far...
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    I dun geddit.

    Misha Mansoor (Born October 31st, 1984), also known as Bulb (the name of his solo project) is the founder and guitarist of the progressive metalband Periphery[1], and Haunted Shores. He is seen as one of the forerunners of the Djent movement.
  • Now that you've explained it, I understand and find it humorous!

    (fun fact: I will never be a successful comedian and would never even try, because 99% of my jokes require that kind of explanation, which I generally actually find funny)

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