You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So, after a good half an hour of doing terrible things to a cup of ramen soup, I've now learned how to render ramen completely inedible.
Serves them right for not making their soups vegetarian. And serves me right for not reading the label (seriously, the taste of that ramen's going to haunt my stomach for the rest of the night).
Once, at 2 O'clock so heapless, While I wondered, blind and sleepless, over many a long-lost Nice Hat Like that worn by Pope John IV, While my gnawing, gnarly gnashing, teeth ground, I did hear a trashing almost like somepony smashing, smashing on my bedroom floor. 'Hallucination' I sputtered, trashing heaps on bedroom floor. Just a heap, and nothing more.
I shall post the rest tomorrow, as 'tis time for me to sleep lie in bed for an hour and a half and then doze until I fall asleep.
I feel bad for Mongo because he was only copypasting that story himself but the screenshot of him doing so is the one that got shotgunned around the net
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Fuck it, I'm using bleach on these towels.
Dear family: If you're worried about the bleach irritating your skin, don't leave the towels sitting around until they start to stink.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
See, I've never known anyone in my family to actually even mention that the bleach irritates their skin, but Mother swears that's why she stopped using it on the towels.
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
I purchase that cheap Mexican detergent that's being imported now. For the longest time it was not only the cheapest detergent money could buy, it was the best because it contained water softeners (phosphates) that are illegal to include in American detergents. They cracked down on all of that just recently however.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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It's also good that I have waffles
Also, I would totally watch this
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Serves them right for not making their soups vegetarian. And serves me right for not reading the label (seriously, the taste of that ramen's going to haunt my stomach for the rest of the night).
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
The horror...
Oh, the horror...
While I wondered, blind and sleepless,
over many a long-lost Nice Hat
Like that worn by Pope John IV,
While my gnawing, gnarly gnashing,
teeth ground, I did hear a trashing
almost like somepony smashing,
smashing on my bedroom floor.
'Hallucination' I sputtered,
trashing heaps on bedroom floor.
Just a heap, and nothing more.
I shall post the rest tomorrow, as 'tis time for me to sleep lie in bed for an hour and a half and then doze until I fall asleep.
And with that, good-night.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
The Box of Duz sounds like some sort of mystical artifact.
DUZ HANDO the GERMAPHOBIC LICH
someone draw this please now please please please
looks like it would be nice to cuddle in