The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm reading through the CWCki some more, and I think I figured out an X Meets Y equation for CWC: Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy meets Superbitch Prime from Countdown to Final Crisis. He's a pervert like Herbert, but he's also a whiny, violent manchild like Prime. 

    Also, I feel like gushing non-specifically but I'll refrain for now. XD
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...now I'm reminded of how much comic books confuse me.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Comics confuse me too nowadays.
  • edited 2011-11-28 00:24:40
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm not that big into comic books myself (beyond what Linkara mentions, anyway), but Countdown was, from what I can tell, just a huge mess of a comic. Then again, I also understand that the DCU's continuity is so screwed up at this point that it makes Homestuck look like My First Book of Things
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    What's wrong with being a pervert.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Nothing, really; it's the violent, egotistical manchild part I don't like. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Ah. In that case, I agree.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I find it amusing that Mr. Vanilla Imi showed up to say that.

    ...train wheels.
  • edited 2011-11-28 01:02:42
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Hell, there's really not much wrong with being a manchild, really, in the sense of liking childish things (like C.S. Lewis mentioned once); in CWC's case, it's the unwarranted self-importance, his huge sense of entitlement and a nasty, nasty mean streak that make him so unpleasant to be around. 

    People do get angry sometimes, and people learn to deal with their anger in creative, positive ways. CWC gets on the Internet and yells about his detractors and shifts blame because he's apparently perfect. Of course, if recent events are any indicator, I'm sure whatever psychiatrists the Albemarle County General District Court brings in will be quite pleased to hear him rant about conspiracies and trolls and homos and such. If nothing else, throwing him in the psych ward until the Seroquel kicks in may well do him some good. :P
  • edited 2011-11-28 00:59:37
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

    he's also a whiny, violent manchild like Prime.

    ...CWC would totally shout "I'LL KILL YOU TO DEATH."

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I deal with my anger by trying to withdraw. Is that wrong?
  • edited 2011-11-28 01:11:47
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Haven: YES. YES HE WOULD. -falls over laughing- Also, I'm watching "THAT IS MY HOUSE" and thinking "Man, I have a niece in 1st grade who has a better temper than he does." It's like watching a cartoon character, almost.

    AU: As long as you don't withdraw completely, I suppose it's all right, but it's always helped me to talk about it with someone, since holding it in always seems to make it worse for me. And while people do shift blame sometimes when they're upset, it certainly doesn't help and I try my best not to do it anymore...especially now that I know most of the terrors I've been through have largely been self-inflicted due to anxiety.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I withdraw temporarily, long enough to cool down.

    It occurs to me that most of my anger problems c. 2009 were of my own making, brought on by my mindset that anger felt good and it was to be embraced. Fortunately, it went away.
  • I deal with my anger by trying to withdraw. Is that wrong?

    It depends on how you do it. I think usually it's a good idea to back off a little when angry, but if you don't eventually talk about what made you angry then you won't be able to figure out how to stop it from happening again, or clear the air with whoever caused it if it was a person instead of an event.

    Of course, I really am in no position to talk to people about anger, since I can barely even acknowledge my own.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...I feel weird right now. I'm not really interested in anything, aside from thinking about my imaginary grocery store.
  • edited 2011-11-28 01:24:41
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I need to stop dicking around, myself, and finish putting my bed back together so I can sleep. The ticking comes off of this mattress so you can wash it, which is nice, but it means I have to reassemble the damn thing now. Then I can do the usual sheets and such. 

    Good night!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    YO ANONUS

    ENTERTAIN ME
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ESPN is coming for American viewers, desperate for MORE CASH

    gumball machine! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?

    wallowing in dirty water was Sheldon the Egg, desperate to NEVER HATCH like the BAD MONSTROSITY HE MUST BE!
  • edited 2011-11-28 01:38:06
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ★★★☆☆
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...sometimes thinking about how a corporation can be tied together is overwhelming to me. ABCF-The Hub-Odyssey all targeting families comes to mind.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...I want to look at houses.

    When I was like 7 or 8, my parents decided they wanted to move and so every weekend we would go and check out houses for rent. I remember some of them more clearly than others, but I always loved imagining myself living there.
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  • edited 2011-11-28 02:21:43
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...why do I wanna buy more stuff?

    I wanna buy Hallmark Channel and Carsey-Werner. Maybe AMC or Discovery, too.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, the smallest Kroger I have ever been in was this one in Nelsonville, Ohio.

    This was in 2008; the interior still had the "Millennium" decor package.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Here's a different angle of it, on Google Street View, to show just how small it is.

    (Small Kroger stores aren't uncommon in small towns like that, but this one is unusual in that it was apparently built in the early '90s)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Small towns don't tend to have big stores, do they?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Not usually, no.

    Also, that Kroger is (as far as I know) the only major supermarket in Nelsonville, and it's not even open 24 hours.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Why not?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't know.

    It seems a surprising number of Kroger stores are not open 24 hours, such as the remodeled Superstore in Reynoldsburg or the relatively-new Marketplace in Gahanna.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I think all King Soopers are open 24 hours, if they don't have doors.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...If they don't have doors, what do they do when the store is closed? Like for Christmas day or something?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    They might have something descending from the top of the entrance as a barrier. Like a mall entrance being closed.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "I find it amusing that Mr. Vanilla Imi showed up to say that."

    I'm not sure I even qualify as vanilla...

    Anyway, five-star rating systems just bug me. Four is all you need, really.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm up, at work, and taking a short break because my brain is overheated. Also, I had Tik Tok stuck in my head again this morning. ARGH GET IT OUT GET IT OUT

    Also also, regarding how much me and Ally talk on DA: I just realized, we've had a thread going since mid-September. And I didn't even notice until now. WOW.
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  • edited 2011-11-28 18:24:20
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Buh, must get out of bed before falling asleep for a third half-hour
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You're napping already?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yeah. I didn't get a lot of sleep this morning, so my body is trying to make me compensate for it.

    Or something.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm tired.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    i'm thespacephantom. pleased to meet you

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...why does that exist?
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    i found it on wikipedia
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  • edited 2011-11-28 20:03:25
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In 2017, ABC Inc owner Anonus got married and put his wife, Central Avenue, in charge of ABC Family programming. His other employees were outraged at this blatant display of cronyism, but relented after Avenue introduced ABC Family Child Pornography Weekends, bringing the network its best ratings in decades
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    i'm offended

    or am i

    you don't know, and i'm not telling

    muahaha

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Child pornography?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    what the fbi doesn't know won't hurt 'em
  • The FBI doesn't watch ABC or take phone calls from people who do, you see 
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