The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2012-10-13 13:23:20



    dat opening.
  • How does zee Captain drink?

    With a straw.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Welp, the Nats may have blown it, but I just turned on my radio and it seems Virginia Tech won. 

    So I've got that going for me. Which is nice.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Oh, and CA may be interested in this: I just heard a Kroger ad, even though the nearest Kroger is in Richmond. This feed originates from Blacksburg, which is well within Kroger territory, so...
  • good dubstep drum programming is surprisingly difficult.


    I can pull off that sort of brostep half time lurch-y thing, but no matter how much I tweak around with triplets and shuffle i can  never get a really good grove going.
  • I think I've got it!


    New tune is sounding seriously rad.


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  • soundcloud or it didn't happen 

    LOL JK take your time bro
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
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    erry fuckin day I'm ballin
  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    "Border Song." by Elton Jhon and BErnie Taupin is about the Israel/Palestine conflict. fart.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So last night I watched a video where some guy ranted about traffic lights. In it, he said that traffic lights should change immediately when the controller detects a car, but also that the controller should detect when someone's turned right on red and cancel the call so as not to force traffic on the busier street to stop for no reason.

    You can't have it both ways. If the main street went yellow immediately when a car is detected on a side street, you'd end up triggering the change even if you turned right before the side street went green. The only way to accommodate for a car turning right on red is to add a minimum waiting time to make sure the car hasn't left the intersection before the light changes.
  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    I'm getting bored
    Being part of mankind
    There's not a lot to do no more
    This race is a waste of time
    People rushing everywhere
    Swarming around like flies
    Think I'll buy a forty four
    Give them all a surprise
    Think I'm gonna kill myself
    Cause a little suicide
    Stick around for a couple of days
    What a scandal if I died
    Yeah I'm gonna kill myself
    Get a little headline news
    I'd like to see what the papers say
    On the state of teenage blues
    A rift in my familyI can't use the carI gotta be in by ten o'clockWho do they think they areI'd make an exceptionIf you want to save my lifeBrigitte Bardot gotta comeAnd see me every night
    Oh Elton, ya cheeky monkey. Killing yourself is, indeed, hilarious.Serverla of my friends are practically Andy Kaufman... because they're DEAD LOL
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    My only complaint about traffic lights are the ones that can't detect my Honda Ruckus. There's only a few ones around here that are deficient in that regard but I pretty much have to run them if I want to move across the other street.  
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Normally, a list on Listverse gets around 60-70 comments total.



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    When I first glanced at that pic, I thought it was Miss Piggy
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Surprisingly, there are actually a couple states (I know Wisconsin is one, at least) where it's legal for the drivers of motorcycles and other such vehicles to run red lights if they can't trigger the sensor.

    Seems like a weird solution to what could be solved through technological means, but hey, as long as it works.
  • So, today we discovered that my stepdad is somehow remotely tracking messages my mother sends on her cellphone, and from her one friend's computer.

    I suspect a keylogger of some kind, but I don't know enough about computers to really be sure. I seriously want to just kinda stop living in the same house as him.

    On the plus side I found out that we will not be leaving my little brothers behind with him, which is good, because they're not safe with him, I don't think.

    In slightly more gangnam news, I have acquired Pokemon Black 2.

  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    Maybe I could ask my own dad, he was very good at spying on and/or emotionally abusing my mother
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    o_O

    That's overstepping quite a few lines there. I hope everything turns out okay for you and the rest of your family.
  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    lol, of course it didn't. it never will four home invasions a year LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF
  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
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  • It honestly wouldn't surprise me if he put one on here too, or is at least planning to at some point.

    I don't even care if he did. At least that way he'd know how much I fucking want him to burn.

  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    haha, wrong thread. My bad, again.
  • Do any heapers have a normal family?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    KJI said:

    haha, wrong thread. My bad, again.

    HOW DARE YOU?!

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  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    Haha, a ptareodataclt coouddl never fit' in a median-sized piñata. Funny.
  • Do any heapers have a normal family?



    I doubt it.

    On the other hand, faggot is a redditor. So I have no reason to care what he thinks. :D

    Oh, I shouldn't call him a faggot, that's insulting to my gay friends.

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Do any heapers have a normal family?
    ...Maybe? I think any family that includes both Friday and I is banned from being able to use the descriptor of "normal". 

    We take good care of our daughter though, who may be the happiest baby on the face of the planet...

    But that has more to do with her being pleased at every waking moment of her existence than anything we're doing...



  • Do any heapers have a normal family?

    Barring me, my family's mostly normal, lest having 3 other kids besides me makes us "weird".
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Not really. It's more than average, but that's not crazy.
  • Fair enough.

    I wouldn't have 4 kids though. Shoot, I don't even know if I'll have one.

    Oh well.
  • I might adopt a child from an impoverished country later in life, but I frankly don't think my genes are worth passing on (a lot of really foul health problems run in in the family, physical and mental). So if I pass on my name it's going to be by proxy.
  • So I have two pretty sweet tracks that I'm working on.


    If everything goes as planned I'll have them both on soundcloud withing the month.
  • I still need to get FL Studio off my other laptop.

    And what's done of Life on the Salt Flats for that matter.

  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I have like three different mapping sites open, and I'm also watching Springer. #yntkt
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    Oh Bubble Berry
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    lee4hmz said:

    I have like three different mapping sites open, and I'm also watching Springer. #yntkt

    Let me guess: Google Maps, Bing Maps, and OpenStreetMap?
  • I can pull off that sort of brostep half time lurch-y thing, but no matter how much I tweak around with triplets and shuffle i can  never get a really good grove going.



    have you tried planting some trees

  • as of 42 minutes ago im not a teenager any more
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    sunn wolf said:

    as of 42 minutes ago im not a teenager any more

    Turn around, adulthood sucks
  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    If you feel stuck in a prison, eventually you will not feel this way, because things change. If you do not feel stuck in a prison, then you are stuck feeling that you are not stuck in a prison, forever.
  • Do any heapers have a normal family?



    i dont think anyone has a "normal family". if you mean do any heapers have a stable family, i would say mine is pretty stable




    Turn around, adulthood sucks

    wait shit how do i do that
  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    Kill yourself.
  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    Nah, don't do that.
  • edited 2012-10-13 19:50:51
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Happy birthday, sunn wolf!

    As for my family, my dad was kicked out in 2007. I've lived with just my mother and my dog since then.

    He tried to be better to me than he was to my mother, but success there was mixed.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I, for one, enjoy adulthood more than being a teen.

    But I'm slightly drunk at all times.


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    ...I love that that already exists and I didn't have to crop the comic and make it myself...
  • KJI said:

    Kill yourself.

    i dont think thats turning around so much as coming to a complete stop
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