The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    got ourselves a bravo foxtrot here, over
  • bravo bravo bravo foxtrot foxtrot

  • The sadness will last forever.
    ANIMAL FARM

    ANIMU FARM
  • The sadness will last forever.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Is that a photo of you?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    1980s white zombie
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    fortress of eternal frost
  • The sadness will last forever.
    alien farm
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • I don't like headbanging with my long hair.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You don't?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm back.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    cartoons awesome
  • The sadness will last forever.
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Original character “Francis Thunderhammer” © Anthony Clark

    Original character “Francis Thunderhammer” © Anthony Clark

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    hey look guys

    i recorded a video thing


    aren't you impressed with my awesome filmmaking skills
  • The sadness will last forever.
    when i go to casinos

    i'm reminded of 70s and 80s music for some reason
  • I return from work.

    Managed to sprain my fucking thumbs. No, I didn't know that was possible either.

    In other news, I really wish my mom would stop dropping bombshells on me on the way home. Today I found out we're moving (not a surprise) and that we're leaving my stepdad and possibly the kids behind (enormous fucking surprise). She actually asked me if I'd be a co-borrower on the deed to the new house. I'm fucking serious.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That's...a pretty big thing to just hit someone with.
  • Sure is, yep.

    In her defense, she said I had however long I needed to think about the deed thing, but still. Plus we don't actually know when we're moving, our house could get foreclosed on....basically whenever, really. As I understand it, we're living on borrowed time.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Plus we don't actually know when we're moving, our house could get foreclosed on....basically whenever, really. As I understand it, we're living on borrowed time.

    Right there with ya. :\
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    That sucks...
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Holy jeez, Lazuli. I'm not sure what to say about this.

    Sorry to hear that.
  • Maybe my SPIRIT POKEMON can help me!

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    nnnnope.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I get the feeling whoever put this together genuinely doesn't know the difference between a State Route and a U.S. Route.

    image

    (of the routes on that map, the only one that's actually a U.S. Route is 40)
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Oh wow

    Bends do exist in America
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I went to the bank while sleep-deprived

    That turned out to be an interesting decision. I had to ask someone what today's date is, then I ended up screwing up two deposit slips before I finally filled one out correctly.

    The money is in the account now, at least.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wish we knew more about Princess Cadence so I could properly judge which of the three princesses best fits my personality.

    And no, "Molestia" isn't a choice, even if she's probably the best fit.
  • hazelnut as eroticism: the extradiegetic carnalisation of the kinder bueno

  • da mystery twins
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    awkward sibling hug

    also I'm thinking about writing a blog post detailing why I like princesses

  • I had a dream last night involving a three-story GameStop and its crappy bathroom that was hanging by a cage thingy over a river for some reason

    I would've left but then the workers inside asked me to get them towels from a cabinet or something, but I flubbed the order and got the wrong towels

    And then we got arrested for some reason? I dunno.

    The dreams I remember that aren't Stuck are weird.
  • oh yeah, I forgot

    I got to the GameStop by riding a cart up an elevator

    Deadmau5 was on that elevator (or some dude with a head, anyway)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    awkward sibling hug


    also I'm thinking about writing a blog post detailing why I like princesses

    Please do, I honestly don't understand the whole "princesses are great" thing.

    Also, I awake
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    By parental legislation, I am permanently prohibited from the Hangout.  Anyone who still wants to put up with me can find me at Television Tropes and Idioms . org.
  • :(

    Later, Aliroz. We'll miss ya here. 
  • I am not at school.


    There is not any particular reason for this, I just woke up late and went "agh, fuck it"
  • Aliroz_ said:

    By parental legislation

    dude aren't you an adult?..
  • oh my god it is saturday and i didn't know it.


    i feel like an idiot.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I was wondering...

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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    "Superheroes are basically about seducing young boys (readers, sidekicks) while training them to be freelance soldiers. An old story. Even when they don't have sidekicks, you the reader gets the 'privilege' to peek at their secret life when they take off their civvies. But true to the military mentality, their traumas & neuroses are demonstrated as vital to the survival of civilization in the long run. It's sex & war marketed to boys at an age when they have confused ideas about both. That this is increasingly marketed to adults now... well. This is why Joel Schumacer faced so much hostility. He came clean about martial man-boy love and the 'fans' couldn't handle the truth. Maybe superheroes aren't fascist - more trainee Freikorps..."

    TWITTER MARXISM
  • Odradek said:

    "Superheroes are basically about seducing young boys (readers, sidekicks) while training them to be freelance soldiers. An old story. Even when they don't have sidekicks, you the reader gets the 'privilege' to peek at their secret life when they take off their civvies. But true to the military mentality, their traumas & neuroses are demonstrated as vital to the survival of civilization in the long run. It's sex & war marketed to boys at an age when they have confused ideas about both. That this is increasingly marketed to adults now... well. This is why Joel Schumacer faced so much hostility. He came clean about martial man-boy love and the 'fans' couldn't handle the truth. Maybe superheroes aren't fascist - more trainee Freikorps..."

    TWITTER MARXISM

    Seems legit.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Odradek said:

    "Superheroes are basically about seducing young boys (readers, sidekicks) while training them to be freelance soldiers. An old story. Even when they don't have sidekicks, you the reader gets the 'privilege' to peek at their secret life when they take off their civvies. But true to the military mentality, their traumas & neuroses are demonstrated as vital to the survival of civilization in the long run. It's sex & war marketed to boys at an age when they have confused ideas about both. That this is increasingly marketed to adults now... well. This is why Joel Schumacer faced so much hostility. He came clean about martial man-boy love and the 'fans' couldn't handle the truth. Maybe superheroes aren't fascist - more trainee Freikorps..."

    Makes some sense.
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