The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Obā-san

  2012-10-12 11:52:48

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  Cybernetic pop metal is the music of the future.
• Obā-san

  2012-10-12 12:01:41

  
  

  
• Obā-san

  2012-10-12 12:15:23

  
  

  CONCEPT OF TREASON 

  SELLING YOURSELF AWAY 

  DURATION WORTHLESS FACTOR 

  OUR TIME WILL REACHED ITS END 

  AS WE LIE HERE - DIE HERE -IN DUALITY FOREVER 
• Obā-san

  2012-10-12 12:40:34

  
  

  When I need a drug in me

  And it brings out the thug in me

  Feel something tugging me

  Then I want the real thing not tokens

  
  

  The sweetest perfection...

  
  

  Things you'd expect to be

  Having effect on me

  Pass undetectedly

  But everyone knows what has got me

  
  

  Takes me completely

  Touches so sweetly

  Reaches so deeply

  I know that nothing can stop me

  
  

  Sweetest perfection

  An offer was made

  An assorted collection

  But I wouldn't trade
• Imipolex G

  2012-10-12 12:44:53

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I had no idea cats made such good emoticons
  
• Justice4243

  2012-10-12 12:50:06 edited 2012-10-12 12:50:36

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  You know who ALSO thought cats would be expressive?!

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Butler!

  
  

  

  
  

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-10-12 12:54:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I leveled up yesterday and didn't even realize it
  
• Obā-san

  2012-10-12 13:01:08

  
  

  
• Imipolex G

  2012-10-12 13:05:47

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  well that just ain't right
  
• Obā-san

  2012-10-12 13:08:06

  
  

  it's cause elderly people don't grab each-other's asses and french sloppily in public.

  
  

  
  

  also straight dudes like seeing lesbians i guess
• Imipolex G

  2012-10-12 13:09:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Mr. Truant said:

  also straight dudes like seeing lesbians i guess

  Supposedly true, but I've never understood it myself.
  
• Aliroz

  2012-10-12 13:16:02

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  
  
  
  
  
  
• Justice4243

  2012-10-12 13:16:04

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  
• Imipolex G

  2012-10-12 13:17:49

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  This is why academia is in shambles
  
• Aliroz

  2012-10-12 13:19:32 edited 2012-10-12 13:25:46

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  
  
• Obā-san

  2012-10-12 13:20:01

  
  

    
• Imipolex G

  2012-10-12 13:25:03

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Lost yer tongues, have ya?
  
• Aliroz

  2012-10-12 13:25:53 edited 2012-10-12 13:28:11

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I don't like talking about this.
  
• Hexartes

  2012-10-12 13:28:02

  ??? 
• Obā-san

  2012-10-12 13:30:44

  
  

  A long time ago when my wife was my girlfriend and we were LIVING IN SIN, a tradition was born. I'd like to now share it with you all.

  
  

  I came home from work one day and found her in front of the computer. I said "Hello," and she barely grunted back. I don't even think she looked up.

  
  

  Half-jokingly I responded, "Okay, we're gonna try this again." I walked out the front door and came back in a few moments later...

  
  

  "STEVIE'S HOME, STEVIE'S HOME!!! YAY!!!" was the new over-the-top cheer I was greeted with. It was accompanied by a hug and kisses. And I loved it.

  
  

  What began as a joke quickly became an ongoing practice that continues to this day in our house: The person who is home first must make a small fuss when the other person gets there.

  
  

  Does it sound silly? Yes. Do I promise that it will set the tone for a nicer evening just about every time you do it? Yes.

  
  

  The world is full of douchebags, guys. Take 3 seconds out of your precious day to make a fuss over each other. Do it like you mean it. Do it as a goof. Just do it a lot.

  
  

  I'm promise you'll be glad you did.
• Obā-san

  2012-10-12 13:31:50

  
  

  http://mashable.com/2012/10/11/readycase/
• Obā-san

  2012-10-12 13:33:21

  
  

  a sharp decrease 

  a steep decline 

  biting and burning 

  frozen firmly in time 

  
  

  paralyzed in the wake 

  bitter lungs gasping despair 

  all senses nulled 

  temperature is dropping, polar low 

  
  

  all signs of life erased in the white out 

  where currents fail to envelop 

  the frigid temperament pierces through 

  
  

  to bone it is chilling 

  to land it lays waste 

  spiraling, far reaching, all-encompassing 

  
  

  gnawing, biting, hacking, burning 

  destroyer, usurper, curse you 

  
  

  atmospheric collision 

  with calculated precision 

  frigid nature born of cataclysmic air 

  raining daggers unending white 

  cold runs deep to the core 

  blank tempest, invisible momentum 

  solidifying inclement bleak wintry bane
• Obā-san

  2012-10-12 13:34:13

  
  

  Kexruct said:

  ??? 

  lesbians presumably
• Obā-san

  2012-10-12 13:35:07

  
  

  
• Corporal Forsythe

  2012-10-12 13:37:27

  Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

  what the hell is earthrise

  
  
• Obā-san

  2012-10-12 13:37:30

  
  

  The Cato institute email newsletters are poorly formatted.
• Obā-san

  2012-10-12 13:37:54

  
  

  Corporal Forsythe said:

  what the hell is earthrise

  
  

  A local band, pretty cool.
• Corporal Forsythe

  2012-10-12 13:44:09

  Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

  Oh okay

  
  

  That's an interesting design for that shirt to say the least
• Imipolex G

  2012-10-12 13:44:40

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
• Obā-san

  2012-10-12 14:02:49

  
  

  The brutality of a metal band is inversely correlated with the brutality of their appearance.

  
  

  
  

  Case in point, Naked City:

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  Be very afraid.
• Imipolex G

  2012-10-12 14:03:41

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
  
  total wusses
  
• Obā-san

  2012-10-12 14:05:42

  
  

  Imipölex G said:

  
  
  total wusses
  

  pretty much.
• Corporal Forsythe

  2012-10-12 14:08:20

  Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

  they still think there's mileage to be had from the big 80's satanism scare
• Misery

  2012-10-12 14:14:22

  The sadness will last forever.

  
• Imipolex G

  2012-10-12 14:47:49

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  IN DESPAIR
  
• Misery

  2012-10-12 14:53:03

  The sadness will last forever.

  
• Misery

  2012-10-12 15:02:25

  The sadness will last forever.

  
• Imipolex G

  2012-10-12 15:05:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Doctor Who has been on for decades. If your parents aren't aware of it already, then you have lame parents.
  
• Justice4243

  2012-10-12 15:07:37 edited 2012-10-12 15:07:49

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  "Cool Friend"seems to be modeled after Dave from Homestuck.

  
  

  I am 0K with this.
• Obā-san

  2012-10-12 15:22:29

  
  

  Imipölex G said:

  Doctor Who has been on for decades. If your parents aren't aware of it already, then you have lame parents.
  

  
  
• Hexartes

  2012-10-12 15:23:09

  Mr. Truant said:

  Imipölex G said:

  Doctor Who has been on for decades. If your parents aren't aware of it already, then you have lame parents.
  

  
  

  I wasn't aware of it until very recently.
  
• Corporal Forsythe

  2012-10-12 15:23:18

  Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

  I have seen all of five minutes of Doctor Who in my entire life

  
  

  and those five minutes were immediately followed by me switching the channel to "Dukes of Hazzard"
• Misery

  2012-10-12 15:26:10

  The sadness will last forever.

  
  
  I read the comics but only watched the first episode of The Walking Dead.
  
• Misery

  2012-10-12 15:26:27

  The sadness will last forever.

  mr. gangnam
  
• Misery

  2012-10-12 15:27:01

  The sadness will last forever.

  hey sexy lady!!!
  
  <3
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-10-12 15:43:01

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Hey!

  Kexruct said:

  Mr. Truant said:

  Imipölex G said:

  Doctor Who has been on for decades. If your parents aren't aware of it already, then you have lame parents.
  

  
  

  I wasn't aware of it until very recently.
  

  Yeah well, you're like, what? 15, or something?
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-10-12 15:59:56

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Imipölex G said:

  Hey!

  Kexruct said:

  Mr. Truant said:

  Imipölex G said:

  Doctor Who has been on for decades. If your parents aren't aware of it already, then you have lame parents.
  

  
  

  I wasn't aware of it until very recently.
  

  Yeah well, you're like, what? 15, or something?
  

  Hes also not fom Blighty
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2012-10-12 16:16:13

  Stupid idiot things I will never do again: letting slip I'm in any sort of therapy. stupid stupid, fuckup.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-10-12 16:18:56

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  JZ: :(
  
• Aliroz

  2012-10-12 16:20:21

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  That's awful, Jumping.