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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Mad libs, courtesy of page topper.
  • Perhaps.

    I am frankly so unambitious that I kind of question if--should the opportunity for some magical adventure unambiguously present itself--I'd actually take it. 

    See I'm the kind of person who'd worry about whether or not I could count that as a medical leave as far as work's concerned.

  • edited 2012-10-07 05:49:00
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    THE MUNDANE ADVENTURES OF SUPER LAZULI:

    "Fuck you, magic portal wizard, I've got work in a half hour and the rent isn't going to pay itself. This portal to a hellish, screaming dimension better be cleaned up by the time I get back, or there will be hell to pay."
  • edited 2012-10-07 05:57:53
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The other day I found myself wanting to solve some kind of mystery.

    But I didn't have one...
  • I am an incredibly boring person.

    I don't know, it'd depend on my mood when said portal shows up.

  • The other day I found myself wanting to solve some kind of mystery.


    But I didn't have one...



    Step 1: Google "The Mayday Mystery"
    Step 2: Never lack a Mystery to solve again.

  • edited 2012-10-07 05:58:55
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Central Avenue

    Central Avenue 2:49AM
    I found myself wanting to solve some kind of mystery.

    But I didn't have one... 


  • I keep seeing that in .gif form.

    Is there a context there or is it just "hey look, crazy thing.".

    Also I've lately toyed with the idea of trying to start a Flipside RPG here, but we really don't seem to have too many dedicated RPers here, and I kind of suck at GMing things.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I made that Mabel RP blog and then I haven't done anything with it...
  • We're all so lazy and unambitious.

    The one project I did have going well I just stopped (that'd be that Tohomon LP).

    I did consider doing another LP in the meantime but I figured people would be annoyed.

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Is there a context there or is it just "hey look, crazy thing.".

    If memory serves, Twilight has always sent Princess Celestia a letter about what she learned about friendship at least once a week.

    The week is coming to a close and she has nothing.

    She becomes increasingly unraveled as trying to "find something I can write about" turns into trying to "create something I can write about".

    In addition to basically going bat-shit insane over being tardy, her attempt almost destroys the entire town.



    ...God, I LOVE that show, sometimes.
  • edited 2012-10-07 05:56:23
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I keep seeing that in .gif form.

    Is there a context there or is it just "hey look, crazy thing.".

    Twilight is losing her mind over an almost-overdue letter to Princess Celestia. She's going to manipulate the Cutie Mark Crusaders into being a tool for her letter.

    ^Or that.
  • I-n-t-e-r-e-s-t-i-n-g.

    You know, MLP is one of those shows I would probably totally be into if being into it did not immediately get me slapped with eighty different labels.

    I try not to be hipster like that but sometimes it's hard to help.

  • edited 2012-10-07 06:01:44
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Note to self: Do not copy paste your own edit button into a post and then hit the semi-functional button after posting.

    That shit leads to Portal Wizards.

    Also, I de-Wizard my post.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    Can't get more mainstream then the mane-six.


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    goddamn, my mind is full of PEDESTRIAN SIGNALS

    it's weird when i get preoccupied with this kind of thing
  • I am honestly starting to think I have some sort of serious form of ADD.

    I have been reading this rulebook for over an hour and I am on page seven.

  • and now I'm listening to IOSYS.

    brain, ah-focus.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I have trouble focusing on stuff too. Internet doesn't help with that. :/
  • things I have done in the past ten minutes:

    *checked the TF2005 forums
    *tried (and failed again) to read this manual so I know how to play this RP I wanna join
    *decided to listen to IOSYS
    *got bored with "Caiprinhha" halfway through, decided to listen to "Margaritaville" instead
    *got pissed that it was the Alan Jackson version instead of the original
    *see Rehab's "Bartender Song" in the suggestions
    *listen to that, cuz it's been awhile since I heard it and it's a pretty unusual combination of blues and hip-hop

  • >Jason Aldean featuring Ludacris

    you know what?

    sure

    why the hell not.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I was thinking...LED traffic lights have relatively low power consumption, right?

    What if you added a solar panel to one of the posts? During normal operation, the traffic lights and the signal controller would run off the normal power grid, but if there's a power failure, the solar power kicks in and starts the lights flashing red until the normal controller can be brought back online.

    Does that sound feasible at all?
  • So I was thinking...LED traffic lights have relatively low power consumption, right?


    What if you added a solar panel to one of the posts? During normal operation, the traffic lights and the signal controller would run off the normal power grid, but if there's a power failure, the solar power kicks in and starts the lights flashing red until the normal controller can be brought back online.

    Does that sound feasible at all?
    I think you should go to the patent office as soon as possible.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    I am honestly starting to think I have some sort of serious form of ADD.

    I have been reading this rulebook for over an hour and I am on page seven.

    This is a feel with which I am very much acquainted.

    Although, the Internet definitely doesn't help in that regard. >_>
  • Hello Fouria.

    Would you like some free KITTEN KANDY?

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    It isn't made from real kittens is it?
  • No, it's cat-shaped cotton candy.

    I've had a lot of confectionery ideas lately. I don't know why. I don't even like most candy.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Thirding the attention-span thing. I've had instances where it's taken me two hours to watch a 20-minute Stuart Ashen video because I kept letting myself get distracted.

    It doesn't help that I tend to plug myself into everything at once: I can't just watch a video, I have to watch a video while being logged into four IRC channels and an IM with Anonus, and constantly stop to refresh this forum even when I know it's the dead hour.
  • oh man

    who here remembers Smash Mouth?

    This was one of the first bands I was ever into, in retrospect, honestly.

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I do remember them!  Although I was never really into them myself.

    I liked "All Star".
  • I think Astro Lounge might've been the first album I ever owned. If not "the" than certainly one of them. My cousin Kiki gave it to me as a birthday present.

    I was also into Sugar Ray around the same time.

  • In June 2011, a writer at Something Awful offered $20 if the band's lead singer, Steve Harwell, would eat 24 eggs.[8] Others on the site and on Twitter began offering additional sums, eventually targeted to various charities. In July 2011, Harwell accepted the challenge if fans could gather pledges of $10,000 for St. Jude's Children's Hospital.[9][10][11] The fundraising goal was reached in less than a week's time.[12] A self-styled "reality TV fan," Harwell requested that his friend celebrity chef Guy Fieri prepare the eggs.[13] The event was held at Johnny Garlic's restaurant, in Dublin, California on October 11, 2011. With about 150 people attending, Harwell was able to finish the eggs with the help of audience members as well as the San Jose Sharks mascot, Sharkie. $15,000 was raised for charity.[14]

    This is both awesome and exceedingly random.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I will forever associate "All Star" with the summer of 1999. That was when my family moved out to our current house in the suburbs.

    We didn't have central air, and the only window air conditioner we had was in my parents' room, so the whole family would spend time in there during the day. On especially hot nights, my brother and I would sleep on the floor next to our parents' bed, because it was too unbearably hot to sleep in our own bedrooms.
  • Sounds unpleasant, but the kind of unpleasant that makes good memories. Does that make sense?

    When Smash Mouth were getting heavy radio play, I was quite young. This was long enough ago that my Great-Grandfather (Sheldon The Carpenter, and yes the "The Carpenter" is mandatory, he was really proud of his woodworking, and with good reason) was still alive and still making toys. I hung out with a specific group of cousins too (Rebecca, Jasmine, Horace, Kiki, and Flint, the only of these I really see anymore is Kiki).

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Sounds unpleasant, but the kind of unpleasant that makes good memories. Does that make sense?

    It really does, oddly enough.
  • Apparently, Smash Mouth actually released a new album last month. It's called Magic.

    You sound just a tad bitter, guys. :B

  • This one's a good deal better.

    I have no idea who J. Dash is though.

  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    I'm going to stop posting until I get into a good college and have a social life and come back and be like "oh, hey there guys, what have you nerds been up to? *sneer*"
  • I'm gonna head to bed now.

    Goodnight all.

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Night SL.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Good night Lazuli.

    Even though, you know, it's 7 AM in our time zone. :P
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    So apparently in my dreams, I can remember what kinds of animals the Four Guardians in Eastern mythology are as well as three of their Japanese names.

    What I can't remember is that Genbu the turtle does not actually have the head of a sabertooth tiger.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You're living in a man's world, they tell us

    But we ain't gonna buy it, the things they're trying to sell us now

    ...

    why did this song just start playing in my head?
  • image


    these never fail to impress me.
  • y'all can see me now 'cause you don't see wit your eyes

    you perceive wit your mind

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