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Obā-san · 2012-10-07 01:25:44

Justice42 said:
Declined, because obvious bot is obvious, but this might be my favorite name yet: BritneyOsx

seems legic

Obā-san · 2012-10-07 01:27:49

Fear isn't fun, what price enjoyment?

From an ashtray anchor acne ashtray like you

Give me apathy, give me pain

Give me pain like a nicotine stain

And I can't decide if you're malignant or benign

~You're a hit and run, hit and run, you are a hit and run~

That's right, baby...

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-07 01:28:12

Britney Osx? I don't get it.

I mean

it's a bot name but why's it funny?

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Imipolex G · 2012-10-07 01:30:31

Remember when Britney Spears shaved her head

That was excellent and awesome

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-07 01:31:55

oh, OS...I see

well. Time to watch Eureka 7

Unknown · 2012-10-07 01:32:28

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Obā-san · 2012-10-07 01:34:23

And did those feet in ancient time.

Walk upon Englands mountains green:

And was the holy Lamb of God,

On Englands pleasant pastures seen!

And did the Countenance Divine,

Shine forth upon our clouded hills?

And was Jerusalem builded here,

Among these dark Satanic Mills?

Bring me my Bow of burning gold;

Bring me my Arrows of desire:

Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold!

Bring me my Chariot of fire!

I will not cease from Mental Fight,

Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand:

Till we have built Jerusalem,

In Englands green & pleasant Land

Misery · 2012-10-07 01:46:21

Misery · 2012-10-07 01:46:46

yay eureka 7

Obā-san · 2012-10-07 01:47:17

Youcansaythatagain said:

nobody ever gets me outfits like this

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-10-07 01:54:39

it's because pink isn't your color

Imipolex G · 2012-10-07 01:56:12

Now I go to sleepy

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Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-07 01:59:32

This is amazing.

It's the verses from "Call Me Maybe" and the chorus from "Somebody That I Used to Know"

lee4hmz · 2012-10-07 02:06:27

I have the DX7-trumpet opening from "The Finer Things" stuck in my head for some reason.

Also, my niece and nephew were here tonight, which means I didn't get much done on the computer that I wanted to, not least of which was talking to Ally. :( On the other hand, my room is clean than it has been in a while.

Anyway, time for me to pass out. Good night!

Princess Alice · 2012-10-07 02:07:35

Trousers are not required for the victory dance

Baboon compares favorably to Weasel

I.R. Baboon, main performer of the animated feature

Weasel am I!

I.R. Baboon had delusions of being a monarch

There's no noticeable difference in quality between him and the weaselly variety

But around every corner, he will probably encounter!

Weasel am I!

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-07 02:15:23

Life on the Salt Flats:

1. Crystal Key
2. Return From the Burning Desert (Life on the Salt Flats)
3. The Heart of The Night

Princess Alice · 2012-10-07 03:35:42

What would happen if Anonus and I bought the state of Oregon and used it to store traffic cones?

Anonus · 2012-10-07 03:45:28

then I imagine Haven and Justice and Friday would be upset

Misery · 2012-10-07 03:56:42

Justice4243 · 2012-10-07 03:57:46

Anonus said:
then I imagine Haven and Justice and Friday would be upset

If "be upset" is another way of saying "make an awesome, day-glow-orange cone fort" than yes, we would totally be upset.

Princess Alice · 2012-10-07 04:00:08

They could still live there! They'd just have to put up with a bunch of traffic cones around.

Justice4243 · 2012-10-07 04:01:02

"have to put up with" or "get to live with"?

Justice4243 · 2012-10-07 04:02:56

Oh man! I could make a suit out of them and run around impervious to traffic, and then, like, put a whole bunch of them in front of Vancouver and be like "FUCK YOU WASHINGTON, YOU STAY ON YOUR SIDE! MORE TAX FREE MERCH FOR US, SUCKERS!"

Princess Alice · 2012-10-07 04:06:01

Justice42 said:
"have to put up with" or "get to live with"?

See, I expected a joke about how there's already constant road construction in Portland or something

Justice4243 · 2012-10-07 04:08:41

Well, while TRUE, I think I might get in trouble if I nabbed a bunch of traffic cones that where there for the reason of legitimately warning traffic about stuff as opposed to getting a free giant pile of them.

Misery · 2012-10-07 04:09:47

Princess Alice · 2012-10-07 04:18:32

Great, now I'm picturing the Doctor Who episode "The Power of Three" but with traffic cones instead of cubes.

Also the traffic cones are harmless.

Justice4243 · 2012-10-07 04:55:28

I have no great frame of reference for what you're talking about. ;_;

I suppose I could always watch more than just the one or two episodes of Doctor Who that I have.

Anonus · 2012-10-07 04:57:17

it was the second-latest episode...

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-07 04:57:33

Doctor Who?

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-07 05:01:39

edit: nevermind

Princess Alice · 2012-10-07 05:02:39

For reference, here's a picture of the cubes in question (don't worry, not a spoiler)

Misery · 2012-10-07 05:04:18

yay doctor who

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-07 05:04:18

That was a bust, I realized I've since forgotten my password.

Justice4243 · 2012-10-07 05:08:17

For reference, here's a picture of the cubes in question (don't worry, not a spoiler)

Awesome sauce.

But yeah, that would be even better in orange traffic cone form.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-07 05:10:56

I am very agitated right now, but in a rather displaced way.

Misery · 2012-10-07 05:22:03

cheesebox

Princess Alice · 2012-10-07 05:26:33

MOTHER OF ASS

my brother ran a pencil through the dryer and it snapped in half and part of it's jammed up there and now the dryer has to be taken apart to remove it

so pissed off right now

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-07 05:26:58

How does that even....happen?

Justice4243 · 2012-10-07 05:31:16

I can kinda see that. Pencils are kinda fragile and I'm sure would go absolutely everywhere in a dryer.

I left a pen in my pocket and the pair of pants the pen was in eventually made it to the dryer.

Long story short: Some of my clothes are bluer than they used to be and I found that cleaning a dryer with bleach is no fun unless you're in to a sort of nauseous light-headedness.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-07 05:32:35

Mm. The one time we pulled a bunch of formerly white bath towels out of the dryer to find they'd all become lemonade pink. We still don't know how that happened.

Justice4243 · 2012-10-07 05:33:48

http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Lucky_Red_Hat

Princess Alice · 2012-10-07 05:36:18

My brother insists on carrying pencils and pens in his pockets, which usually results in holes in the pockets of every pair of pants he owns.

This is the first time one's damaged an appliance, though...

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-07 05:36:19

There wasn't anything red in the washer though.

There was a single green towel. Which probably shouldn't have been in there.

Honestly, I prefer it to remain unexplained. Little things like that are the closest my life has to any genuine mystery.

Justice4243 · 2012-10-07 05:37:22

The mystery of the pigment.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-07 05:38:34

Real life rarely tosses you a portal to another dimension. Gotta take what you can get.

Though I believe I have mentioned in passing the I'm-pretty-sure-it-was-a-dream-but-I-sometimes-like-to-pretend-it-wasn't thing with the witch outside my window.

Justice4243 · 2012-10-07 05:42:35

I bet that's what the witch wants you to believe.

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