The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

Imipolex G · 2012-10-06 21:14:34

That pagetopper > all pagetoppers

Anonus · 2012-10-06 21:16:19

Hi Imi.

Imipolex G · 2012-10-06 21:17:42

Hi Boobnonus.

Princess Alice · 2012-10-06 21:35:09

HI IMI

I'm bored and my computer feels impure but I have Anonus so I don't care

Imipolex G · 2012-10-06 21:36:02

Hi Central Boobenue.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-06 21:36:21

I am listening to Stig of the Dump's new EP.

I don't understand why Dr. Syntax isn't credited on here when he's on half the tracks.

Anonus · 2012-10-06 21:38:45

Why does it feel impure, Centie?

Princess Alice · 2012-10-06 21:47:49

Imipölex G said:
Hi Central Boobenue.

Pft. I wish.

Anonus said:
Why does it feel impure, Centie?

I uninstalled GNOME the other day, after realizing I hadn't used it in several months and it was just taking up space. But now I'm worried that I "missed parts" and that there are still software packages installed on here that I don't need. >_>

Mega_Magikarp · 2012-10-06 21:49:51

I am bored.

Mega_Magikarp · 2012-10-06 21:50:37

!!!Error!!! Message could not be loaded.

Hexartes · 2012-10-06 21:50:47

Anyone can have boobs, CA.
You just have to believe~

And after this post I have sworn off of tildes forever.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-10-06 21:54:26

tilde we meet again oh ho ho ho

ho ho he he

heh

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-06 21:54:45

Tom Waits for no man.

Aliroz · 2012-10-06 21:58:35

My largest difficulty with Physics homework is how I hate rounding. I can't write 6.27, I have to write 6.26842156, I run out of space, my work gets messy, and I get marked wrong for not having the right number of points of accuracy. If I would make myself round, my work would be much more smooth and workable.

Also, If I ever adopted a child I would dress them like this for halloween.

Obā-san · 2012-10-06 22:01:19

My day was good.

Got a debit card, went out with mom, got a new mp3 player, went to a department store (*Didn't get anything tho*) and went to Taco Bell.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-10-06 22:10:32

Mr. Truant said:
My day was good.

Got a debit card, went out with mom, got a new mp3 player, went to a department store (*Didn't get anything tho*) and went to Taco Bell.

nice!

today I worked on 11.975MHz and that's about it. Haven't really been able to this hectic semester

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-06 22:17:19

I like how after you uninstall Google Chrome, a webpage pops up in whatever other browser asking you to take a survey on why you uninstalled it.

There is no "because every time I've gotten malware, it was through your shitty browser" option, unfortunately.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-06 22:17:40

Also more MHz on the way makes Super Lazuli a happy cat.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-06 22:37:17

Today, with some horror, I realized I can recite the entirety of cLOUDDEAD's "Rifle Eyes" from memory.

a murder of mosquitos, moths and gnats....

Hexartes · 2012-10-06 22:41:10

I can't believe I used to enjoy the movie Employee of the Month.

YNTKT

Odradek · 2012-10-06 22:42:21

I liked Kazaam.

Princess Alice · 2012-10-06 22:44:10

I stole CBS!

Aliroz · 2012-10-06 22:53:32

I used to like Superman IV.

I watched that movie all the time when I was little.

I thought it was a masterpiece.

Obā-san · 2012-10-06 22:58:37

Obā-san · 2012-10-06 23:01:21

Princess Alice · 2012-10-06 23:01:55

LET's BE WOMEN

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-10-06 23:01:57

striped stocking go better without a beard imo

RocketRunner · 2012-10-06 23:02:29

^^^TV Dinners, they really can't be beat...

Imipolex G · 2012-10-06 23:12:17

LET'S BE SQUIDS

Aliroz · 2012-10-06 23:13:34

OKAY.

-GROWS TENTACLES-

Obā-san · 2012-10-06 23:27:11

OKAY.

-GROWS TENTACLES-

Hexartes · 2012-10-06 23:28:22

Central Avenue said:
LET's BE WOMEN

*jiggles*

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-06 23:31:19

This is probably the first time I've ever enjoyed a Youtube cover.

Probably better if you don't watch the video though. The facial expressions are....odd.

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Princess Alice · 2012-10-07 00:10:19

sometimes you picture me

i'm walking too far ahead

you're calling to me

i can't hear what you've said

Obā-san · 2012-10-07 00:17:26

Hello, operator... give me NO-MAN'S LAND

Collect call to no one at all

Been yelling into an empty closet to the point of no return (and no deposit)

Fiddlin and watchin while ROME BOINS

A roll of the dice: the WOIM TOINS

Obā-san · 2012-10-07 00:21:59

Run the gauntlet north and south

March on up to the cannon's mouth

And say I can do any goddamn thing I want

Take the bull by the horns

Gonna slit me some throats on the White House lawns

I can do any goddamn thing I want

I'm the cockroach in your tinseltown

CRY YOU MERCY--I AM THE LAW!

And I can do any goddamn thing I want

POWER makes PAIN so wear rhino hide

If you see a white flash you better cover your eyes

Cos I can do any goddamn thing I want

CHANGE YOUR MIND--MIND YOUR CHANGE

KEEP THE ENEMY IN FOCUS AND IN YOUR RANGE

AND SAY I CAN DO ANY GODDAMN THING I WANT

Get outa ma way

GET OUTA MA WAY!

I can do any goddamn thing I want

I can do any GODDAMN THING I WANT

I CAN DO ANY GODDAMN THING I WANT

I can do ANYTHING!

ANYTHING!

Obā-san · 2012-10-07 00:24:39

NAIL - a travelogue and guided tour

Concept at work: OPPRESSION

Half a man as a shadow of his former self... It ain't very pretty

what a little less liberty can do to your self esteem. Take out

the spirit, give it forty lashes, a cuppa cold java and a stale

cracker. Slap its wrist with a hammer, slam it black inna slammer.

Sometimes/alla time/everywhere I look/a coupla dozen places I don't

Is the throne of agony.

Cos it's me doing the looking.

And it's nagging me. And it sure as hell gets me down.

So you alter your consciousness (you're on the throne of agony and

you wanna get out of it)

Try and alter your conscience.

I pick myself up offa da floor

And crawl ma way to the front door (bolted from the outside again).

And feel rotten to the core. One bad apple in a barrel of shit.

Tear out your throat trying to tear out that hideous self-imposed

cancer of oppression.

Throw another bottle into the fire. Throttle up the mire, this liar's

for hire. Tear out your heart. And remind yourself

THE TWO MOST DESTRUCTIVE HUMAN EMOTIONS ARE FEAR AND GUILT

So I wear the crown of "THE EVIL KNIEVEL OF BETHLEHEM" with sin

scrawled all over ma face, trapped in an early earthly ALKATRAZ

(And all that jazz)... so what?

But what if your roar ain't a roar no more and all that comes out

is a squeak?

LIBERTE, FRATERNITE, EGALITE: DEAD, DUMB AND BLIND

Head Held High --> Sledgehammer to the soul --> Sludge to the skull

GOD MY HEAD HURTS. Too much thinking and not enough braincells.

PASS ME ANOTHER NAIL

PIGSWILL: You can take the ham outa the man but not the BONER.

You can take the ham outa the man but not the PIG.

You can take the will from a man but not the SWILL.

And if you take the PIG outa the MAN you sure as hell

are gonna be stuck with the PORK. And a stuck pig.

PIGS WILL FLY. BIRDS GOTTA FLY. FISH GOTTA FRY.

SO... this dynamic duo of psycho-dirt tour the West Coast, see?

Sure, they's fuckin' and-a killin' looseboys and poisongirls,

leaving 'em in shallow callous graves. NO REMORSE. NO FEAR. NO

GUILT. Two bad-assed hell-raisin' hobo bozo dudes on one

helluva bender.

Wadda wayda make a livin'. Booze and butts and hotrods and death

and PHEW WEE, MAMA!

Then sleepy bear beckons. Turn on the TV, the shower, wash off some

of that dirt and blood and fresh kiddymeat stank. Drop a coupla

valiums.

But for PIGSWILL - well, the thrills is kinda cheap but mebbe...

not... enough... She looks so peaceful lying there, all curled

up like a cute little kitten...

DESTROY ALL GIRLS

Hack Hack Hacketty Hack, buddy. Hack it!!

A thousand year sleep she won't forget. So leave a bloody

autograph - shit!, she was on the rag! - and run a trademark

up the flagpole.

Hell yeah! alright!

There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight (like to the tune

of 100,000 volts, man!)

There's no lights on the Christmas tree, mama, they're burning

PIGSWILL tonight (sniff... hmm... makin' bacon?)

Thus endeth Pigswill's terror rain/reign of oppression. PHEW-WEE!

PASS ME ANOTHER NAIL

Oppression is the opium of the people. Someone up there thinks so

anyhow. There must be some kinda romance in being dumb. Why,

everyone's doing it.

Prints and mugshots, needles and pins

A happy man is a man that grins. Say cheese? Fat chance.

Pills and needles, needles and pills

The condemned man eats a hearty gruel. The media comprehensively

catalogues his demise. Sick men one and all. TOIN DA TABLES

FERCHRISSAKES!

I wonder what time it is?

PASS ME ANOTHER NAIL

I'm gonna implode.

Descension downdowndown on a none way trip.

Bosch looks like a beach party round here

Wallowing like a beached shark in hell-lay. One heckuva town, mama!

Sun shines bright thru the smog and fuzz of HILLBILLY-HOOOOOOOO.

Hell-belly-hoodoo-hood. That's Hollywood!

Four score and ten years ago (I'll have you know) someone died and

left me with a legacy to shake off. And I'm shaking like an

eskimo chihuahua... to no avail. It's enough to make a bulldog

break his chain.

It's enough to drive a man to drink. And god knows all you do here

is drive. The plastic upholstery, the dash, the furry dice

become your environment. The two-headed dog bobs its head in the

back, eyes ablaze in disapproving hellfire every time you brake.

And you break a lot around here.

The suspense sure ain't killing me but I wish it would. The

expressions are pathetic, the excuses are poor. Every crevice

filled with a shiny new disease, malaise or vermin. Have a nice

day - see you in court - eat lead, mother - get offa ma grass

or I'll bust yo ass.

Bugs are attracted to flashing light. Barflies. Fireflies. Roaches.

And they die every fucking night and fuck in the dying night.

Straight and narrow wrinkle roads and winkle pickers, barbed wire

tumbleweeds and "let's hit Tijuana, let's hit Vegas, let's beat

ourselves to death."

Am I oppressing myself or has L.A. taken over the task?

It isn't very pretty what a town without pity can do.

Descend...

PASS ME ANOTHER NAIL

SO... enter the exterminator...

I live in a concentration camp.

Black smoke belches from the chimneys of huge crematoriums.

Tangled corpses clog mass graves. The final act of those who die

in the gas chamber is involuntary defecation. The dead are in a

pile in a corner of the room, the sick and weak and old crushed

to the bottom of the pile; the strong claw their way to the top

for their final gasps of life. Faces sickeningly distorted.

The spectacle of mounds of SPECTACLES, false teeth, wrenched gold

teeth. MOUNDS. And rigor mortis claws in death grips clutching

the last vestiges of their entire existences in the form of once

treasured heirlooms, baubles and trinkets. (Breaak those fingers

open) Lambs to the slaughter. Muslims herded head first for

extinction.

Man's inhumanity to man and woman and SIC'EM, BWAH! LET 'EM HAVE

IT! GIVE 'EM BOTH BARRELS?

Fill up the hole, mac.

No hope. No comfort. No pity.

Just iron scrap, a shred of skin (a nice new lampshade), a bitten

fingernail, a stale mouldy crust of bread, a hank of hair. A bar

of soap.

And public outcry for the death penalty roars.

Cops use clubs and stunguns to enforce the law.

The troops're coming over the hill... the nation's forced

to swallow its bitterest pill.

Reagan's laying wreaths on SS graves. Viva Union Carbide.

Bring back conscription if all else fails.

Tear down tenements and put up jails.

Turn the screw until it bleeds, then turn it again.

Soul cannibals of the genocide. I'll meet you in Poland, Baby.

I didn't raise my boy to be a soldier.

I feel sick.

Obā-san · 2012-10-07 00:33:06

P...

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DESTROY...

ALL...

GIRLS!

Princess Alice · 2012-10-07 00:35:21

Imipolex G · 2012-10-07 00:55:45

yay pig

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Obā-san · 2012-10-07 00:58:13

Well I paid the price for luxury

Heaven looks like hell to me

And I think I'm going down down down down...

"What you say?"

Going down

"What you say?"

I said going down

A pint of Lazarus straight up

Spending life on barroom floors

"What you say?"

Bathroom floors

"What you say?"

I said set 'em up

Six hail margueritas, I'm paying for the price of sin

The time is ripe for satisfaction

Hanging at streetlamps looking for action

Biding time to crawl in a hole

"Crawl in a hole? Bless ma soul!"

Six hail margueritas, I'm paying for the price of sin

I became the devil's advocate

(The devil made me do it)

Six hail margueritas, I'm paying for the price of sin

I've got to commit a sacrifice before I blow in to paradise

Satan had a word in my ear today

"What he say? What he say? What he say? What he say?"

He said the only good Christian is dead

Dead Christian! Dead Christian!

And the only good Christian is a dead Christian

Dead Christians tell no tales

(The Devil made him do it)

Founder member of hell's cannibals

(The Devil made him do it)

I'm a Christian carnivore

(The Devil made him do it)

Fly the flag at half mast, Lord, we're marching straight to hell

Six hail margueritas, we're headed straight to hell

Fly the flag at half mast, Lord, we're marching straight to hell

Signed away my signature

Signed away my reputation

Signed away my we're marching straight to hell... Christian!

LW · 2012-10-07 01:00:49

I hope this is not disrespectful to Waddles.

Obā-san · 2012-10-07 01:04:17

Step outside, Godboy

You think I'm unreliable?

Well when you quote the Bible

Is when I load my rifle

Take it outside, Godboy

I am not your son

I AM YOUR LORD

Here's a gift to Jesus on his birthday

If you're gonna get down - get down and pray

Take it outside

I AM YOUR LORD

Justice4243 · 2012-10-07 01:17:36

Sooo...a dude Google vanitied himself, found the Heap then decided something in the heap was worth a blog post six months later.

...Yeah, I'd think human existence wasn't worth it either if that seemed like a worthwhile use of my time.

^^That is fantastic!

Obā-san · 2012-10-07 01:19:17

J. Q. Murder wears sandpaper suits

Broken glass in pocket, barbed wire boots

Not because he's mean but because he's a martyr

He makes Jackie Collins look like Jean Paul Sartre

Imipolex G · 2012-10-07 01:19:42

OINK

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Justice4243 · 2012-10-07 01:24:23

Declined, because obvious bot is obvious, but this might be my favorite name yet: BritneyOsx

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