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  • The sadness will last forever.
  • The sadness will last forever.
  • I don't know any more than I did before.
  • The sadness will last forever.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Kexruct said:

    I don't know any more than I did before.

    The story of humanity, right there.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    did my nonsensical crossover scare Gator off

    I'm sorry
  • Kexruct said:

    I don't know any more than I did before.

    The story of humanity, right there.




    YOU

    I know you know who ADF is.

    Who is ADF?

  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Anonus said:

    did my nonsensical crossover scare Gator off


    I'm sorry
    Don't worry, it didn't. I was actually looking up the partners in Paper Mario.

    Out of all of them, Piccolo from Super Paper Mario seems the closest to Fluttershy, but she doesn't seem to quite fit somehow.

    It sounds pretty interesting, though I wonder why the villain is a raccoon.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Raccoon Mario
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^Just seemed fitting, somehow.

    Also he speaks in typos. "Yaou haeve cmmomittde grtae evvilk..."
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Heh. Remember, kids: too much misanthropy makes your brain short-circuit.

    Also, Applejack's ability made me imagine Mario picking her up by the tail and swinging her around like in the Bowser fights in Mario 64. Though I imagine you intended that she be the one doing the throwing.
  • put a knife in your chest

    open your heart to me

  • edited 2012-10-05 23:54:38
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^Yes, with her rope.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For April Fools' Day

    Let's replace all the ped signals in town with ones that say "STAY PUT, GOOD SIR" and "CERTAINLY PROCEED WITH WALKING".
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I SAY, TURNING ON RED IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED IN THIS FINE ESTABLISHMENT
  • edited 2012-10-06 00:06:22
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Fun fact: originally the favored legends were "WAIT" and "WALK", but it was determined that the two words looked too much alike from a distance, so "DONT WALK" was used instead.

    Early incandescent DONT WALK signals that looked like this...

     DONT   DONT 
     WALK   WALK 

    ...had both red bulbs wired in series. That way, if the bulb behind the "DONT" panel failed, "WALK" would be dark as well, instead of lighting up by itself.
  • I think there's a girl at my new school who likes me. Which is pretty cool.

  • Fun fact: originally the favored legends were "WAIT" and "WALK", but it was determined that the two words looked too much alike from a distance, so "DONT WALK" was used instead.


    Early incandescent DONT WALK signals that looked like this...

     DONT   DONT 
     WALK   WALK 

    ...had both red bulbs wired in series. That way, if the bulb behind the "DONT" panel failed, "WALK" would be dark as well, instead of lighting up by itself.
    That fact is indeed fun.
  • edited 2012-10-06 00:09:50
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    ^^^Ah, cool. It's always good to make sure to have those kinds of precautions.

    Anyhow, I should probably get to bed in a little bit. Good night.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night Gator.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Good night, Gator.
  • 'night, Gator.

  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Heh, MASN just showed a press conference with the starting pitcher for the Rangers just now (they lost to Baltimore), and it was almost all in Japanese with running translation. Very strange to hear Japanese on an American live-action program.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I also love how the comments on this article complaining about Montreal basically boil down to "STOP RUINING MY CHILDHOOD YOU ASSHOLE :(" I don't care much because I wasn't even alive yet when the last Senators left for Texas in 1971.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the lysergic toboggan
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Snape kills Harry Potter
  • Snape kills jesus.
  • I don't understand the pain
    I just don't feel quite the same

    Whether you're here to walk away
    Or if you're here so you can stay

    Silver's just another gold
    When you're bitter and you're old
    You can tell me anything
    About what your future brings
  • edited 2012-10-06 01:24:09

    fuzzy jangle dirge


    Broadrick's come quite a ways since Napalm Death.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Snape kills YOU
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    GAME OVER
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Jesus kills the Devil.

    Fuckin' Revelations spoiling creation for everyone.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Revelation is one bad acid trip
  • You come from a long line of people who convinced others to sleep with them. Remember that.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It's amazing, frankly.
  • edited 2012-10-06 01:31:19

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    BEARTATO
  • I am the emperor of nowhere, stand before me and tremble.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    NOW LET THE TORTURE BEGIN
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.


    *sniff*
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    BEARTATO

    GIVE ME THE DIAMONDS!
  • The drugs you do were made by people who think in dollar signs, and thats not very punk of you.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    The drugs you do were made by people who think in dollar signs, and thats not very punk of you.

    that's because he's more punk than meeeeeeee
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Help me out, guys:

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    Something about the way the blocks of text are arranged doesn't quite seem right. Suggestions?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    They look alright to me.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Change the "1000 N" on High St to 420 N
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