The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
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  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^ ...?

    ^ Oh dear me.


    Enjoy.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So while coming up one of the aisles in my college's garage last night, some idiot decided to back out without first checking whether anyone was coming.

    He very nearly hit me, but I swerved at the last minute and avoided him by what must have been a few inches at most.

    I was weirdly proud of myself for that. If I hadn't acted as quickly as I did in the moment, he and I would have had to deal with all sorts of insurance bullshit...
  • The city's beautiful,
    in the early morning air,
    love the smell of sunrise,
    and everything becomes so clear,

    I think you are beautiful,
    and you know it by one look,
    did you long for summertime
    when you were growing up,

    and when it finally came,
    it wasn't 'round for long,
    you ecstatically stumbled around,
    one warm second it's suddenly gone,
    one warm second it's suddenly gone,

    I wish that time would stand still,
    if this was a part of a film,
    we would watch the clip all day,
    like a portrait of you and I,
    like a portrait of you and I
    ,


    city's beautiful,
    feel it in the morning air,
    love the smell of sunrise,
    everything becomes so clear,

    I think you are beautiful,
    and you know it by one look,
    did you long for summertime,
    when you were growing up,

    well your life's just a breeze in eternity,
    why not take this one chance and come fly with me,
    just this once,
    just this second that soon will be gone,

    if this second was your life,
    what would you do?
    If this second was your life,
    I would love you,
    if this second was your life,
    would you love me?

    If this second was my life,
    I would love it,
    if this second was my life,
    I would love you (whoa),
    if this second was my life,
    I would happily die,

    the city's beautiful,
    in the early morning air,
    love the smell of sunrise,
    and everything becomes so clear,

    I don't have to look to see,
    today it's all so clear,
    chimney tops start to glow,
    and that's when I will disappear.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
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  • Maybe theres a miracle waitin' to happen
    in de places and spaces with the mystical patterns
    where dark is light and de light is bright
    it's a struggle to maintain my appetite
    in a time thats filled with gluttonous failure
    I'm at pains to express this ya devious behaviour
    Spend money, time or a very last dime on de tings you would only ever leave behind

    It's a worrying time to lift you head up from the compass,
    with no obvious answers to the questions offered
    Blinded by the fictions of an audio addiction,
    takes the senses to a place of imperceptable conditions
    Like who dare ask the sum of their parts? 
    Who should tell of this becoming hell? 
    To think is the link between life and death,
    enter this body of sound and escape the mesh

    As a child i was always happy-go-lucky, 
    as a man i believe i am just plain lucky
    alive inside of this ya dangerous system, 
    locked in and I'm twisted out of all recognition.
    See this is systematic of the tings I have seen
    I am lost in Paranoia's most beautiful dream
    An escape is made through a thousand doors
    with a sub bass emerging through the open floor

    In a state of near paralysis restriction forms analysis
    guided by subliminals thats from another galaxy
    mobilised and lifted by this powers I've been gifted
    givin' answers to questions that never existed
    Like; who dare ask is the sum their parts?
    Who should tell of this becoming hell? 
    To think is the link between life and death,
    and to this body of sound and escape the mesh
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Good morning, everyone.

    My first class for today was cancelled, so I'm taking a later bus to school. I AM A REBELLIOUS CHILD
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I want spaghetti now.
  • The american school system is fundamentally flawed.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    The american school system is fundamentally flawed.

    Yep.

  • "The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality."

      --  Henry Louis Mencken

    Truer words have never been spoken.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Speaking of public education

    http://articles.philly.com/2012-10-03/news/34240191_1_t-shirt-teacher-student

    During the incident, Samantha Pawlucy said the teacher told her that Carroll High is a “Democratic school” and wearing a Republican shirt is akin to the teacher, who is black, wearing a KKK shirt.

    The teacher could not be teached to comment. Fernando Gallard, district spokesman said an investigation is ongoing. He said the student had the right to wear the t-shirt.
  • Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
  • Speaking of public education

    http://articles.philly.com/2012-10-03/news/34240191_1_t-shirt-teacher-student

    During the incident, Samantha Pawlucy said the teacher told her that Carroll High is a “Democratic school” and wearing a Republican shirt is akin to the teacher, who is black, wearing a KKK shirt.

    The teacher could not be teached to comment. Fernando Gallard, district spokesman said an investigation is ongoing. He said the student had the right to wear the t-shirt.
    ....jeeeeeeeesus fucking christ
  • I mean what the fuck?


    Seriously?


    I honestly have no words.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    I mean what the fuck?



    Seriously?


    I honestly have no words.
    I'm sure this is really nothing out of the ordinary (aside from the political shit)

    schoolteachers humiliating students because 

    1.) they never left high school themselves and want to fit in with all the "cool kids" and
    2.) because they can

    is pretty much a constant in the American school system

  • I mean what the fuck?



    Seriously?


    I honestly have no words.
    I'm sure this is really nothing out of the ordinary (aside from the political shit)

    schoolteachers humiliating students because 

    1.) they never left high school themselves and want to fit in with all the "cool kids" and
    2.) because they can

    is pretty much a constant in the American school system
    Agreed 110%


    That said, I've had loads of really amazing teachers in my time.
  • STRUNG LIKE LIGHTS AT THEE
     PRINTEMPS ERABLE
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I've only had two that I can think of. One was a Marine and one was an art teacher so that explains volumes
  • edited 2012-10-04 11:05:08
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I'm not sure I can say how good my high school teachers were. Most of them aren't really fresh in my mind. I think my French teacher was pretty good, though.

    As for my college professors, I like most of the biology professors. Two in particular, both of whom I happen to be taking classes with right now, I'd say are very good. How should I put this? They're passionate and knowledgeable about what they do, and they're pretty good about making sure you're participating and learning about stuff. They also seem very mature and respectful.

    On the flip side, I've had two professors that a lot of people seem to think of as the "cool" teachers. Honestly, they both kind of annoyed me. I'm not sure how to put this, either, but... sometimes, I couldn't help but think to myself that I came here for a class, not for a snarky rant blog.

    Forgive the tl;dr.
  • 2 paragraphs should not be tl;dr worthy.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Sorry about that. I seem to be in paranoid mode lately.

    The bus comes in ten minutes, so I've gotta get going. See you later.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    My professor for computer architecture is this awesome guy from Mexico City. For him, learning is an adventure and he punctuates whatever he's discussing to drive this point home

    "...and this is where the arithmetic unit sends the lower order byte to the first register and then.... *dramatic hush* .... then it sends the higher order byte to *points to board* THIS REGISTER *huge beaming smile*"

    The dude owns. His exams are also brutal and around half the class is wiped out and gone after the first one because they didn't study. 
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    Why is Cheerilee Mr. Ratburn?
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  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I awake

    but...to what?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yes.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    I love the word "smeghead"

    YNTKT
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
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  • Hope... I'm sorry but I don't want to be an Emperor - that's not my business - I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible, Jew, gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another, human beings are like that.

    We all want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone and the earth is rich and can provide for everyone.

    The way of life can be free and beautiful.

    But we have lost the way.

    Greed has poisoned men's souls - has barricaded the world with hate; has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.

    We have developed speed but we have shut ourselves in: machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical, our cleverness hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little: More than machinery we need humanity; More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.


    The Dictator Art Print
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    The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men, cries out for universal brotherhood for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me I say "Do not despair".

    The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress: the hate of men will pass and dictators die and the power they took from the people, will return to the people and so long as men die [now] liberty will never perish...

    Soldiers - don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you - who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel, who drill you, diet you, treat you as cattle, as cannon fodder.

    Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men, machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts. You are not machines. You are not cattle. You are men. You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don't hate - only the unloved hate. Only the unloved and the unnatural. Soldiers - don't fight for slavery, fight for liberty.

    In the seventeenth chapter of Saint Luke it is written " the kingdom of God is within man " - not one man, nor a group of men - but in all men - in you, the people.

    You the people have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy let's use that power - let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give you the future and old age and security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie. They do not fulfil their promise, they never will. Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us fight to fulfil that promise. Let us fight to free the world, to do away with national barriers, do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness.

    Soldiers - in the name of democracy, let us all unite!

    Look up! Look up! The clouds are lifting - the sun is breaking through. We are coming out of the darkness into the light. We are coming into a new world. A kind new world where men will rise above their hate and brutality.

    The soul of man has been given wings - and at last he is beginning to fly. He is flying into the rainbow - into the light of hope - into the future, that glorious future that belongs to you, to me and to all of us. Look up. Look up."
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    If you're in trouble he will save the day
    He's brave and he's fearless come what may
    Without him the mission would go astray 

    He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
    Without him life would be much grimmer
    He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer
    He will never need a zimmer 

    He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
    More reliable than a garden strimmer
    He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
    He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer 

    Master of the wit and the repartee
    His command of space directives is uncanny
    How come he's such a genius?
    Don't ask me! 

    Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
    He's also a fantastic swimmer
    And if you play your cards right
    Then he just might come round for dinner 

    He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
    No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
    We hope they fade us out before we get to schlimmer
    Fade out you stupid plimmer
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  • btw I love the article about school. : )
    It was assigned reading in my Political Phil. class.


    Buck yeah iconoclastic teachers.
  • edited 2012-10-04 13:30:24

    Earache Records is one of the most forward-thinking labels in metal – everyone knows that — or, if you disagree with their business strategy of recent years, at the very least you’ve got to admit they’re one of the few labels that actually calls shit what it is and refuses to bury its collective head in the sand. So it’s no surprise that Earache are the ones offering one of the most insane (and insanely awesome) deals on recorded music I’ve ever seen: almost 2,000 songs from throughout their entire back catalogue on an 8GB USB stick for only $160. That’s $2,400 worth of music at current iTunes prices for $160. Holy fuckticles!
    If you have 160 bucks laying around, pick this up, holy shiiiiit.


    It's things like this that make me wish i had money.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I don't see Patsy Cline anywhere on that list
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    White Wizzard 

    pfft hahaha
  • Some of the bands on there are complete shit (*HackCoughOceanoHackCough*), but still it's a steal.
  • A joke that originated from the song "Deeez Nuuuts" on Dr. Dre's original album "The Chronic", released in 1992. Since then, the phrase has mutated into "deez nutz" and catching people with "deez nutz" has become America's 3,157th favorite pastime, just behind underwater basket-weaving and just ahead of collecting Spongebob Squarepants paraphernalia. The game works as following: you ask someone a question, and if the response is "What?", "Who?", "Huh?" or anything starting starting with one of the 5 "W's", you're free to get that person with "DEEEEEZ NUUUUUTZ!!!". Works best when done loudly in quiet public places such as a lecture hall, church, or a line at the bank.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I have $160...it is tempting.

    TEMPTATION


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