Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
This is going to sound really dumb, but I don't remember what I'm registered as. I might not be registered under any particular party. I kinda hope I am, as unlikely as that is.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
On Facebook, Conservatives took the "ROCK THE VOTE" idea and have changed it to TRIGGER THE VOTE and their spokesman is muhfucking Gunnery Sergeant R Lee Ermey.
There is nothing that distinguishes democrats from republicans. They're both reasonable clean jerks that are eminently biased towards the hygenic, to the oppression of my kind.
Anyways, I must be the only person on this forms who would ever willingly, sincerely, join in a holy war or Jihad.
I feel so alone on this hemisphere, in this century, in this stupid crazy secular world.
There is nothing that distinguishes democrats from republicans. They're both reasonable clean jerks that are eminently biased towards the hygenic, to the oppression of my kind.
Anyways, I must be the only person on this forms who would ever willingly, sincerely, join in a holy war or Jihad.
I feel so alone on this hemisphere, in this century, in this stupid crazy secular world.
There is nothing that distinguishes democrats from republicans. They're both reasonable clean jerks that are eminently biased towards the hygenic, to the oppression of my kind.
Anyways, I must be the only person on this forms who would ever willingly, sincerely, join in a holy war or Jihad.
I feel so alone on this hemisphere, in this century, in this stupid crazy secular world.
I feel like I might. If the time ever came.
Not because I believe, but because I would be part of something important.
There is nothing that distinguishes democrats from republicans. They're both reasonable clean jerks that are eminently biased towards the hygenic, to the oppression of my kind.
Anyways, I must be the only person on this forms who would ever willingly, sincerely, join in a holy war or Jihad.
I feel so alone on this hemisphere, in this century, in this stupid crazy secular world.
In seriousness if there was ever some sort of holy war, I'd prefer to be a part of the resistance. I am not the sort of person who can betray my conscience in that way.
Lazuli, I'd be part of the crusade in the same way and for the same reason you'd be part of the resistance.
For us to do otherwise would be to betray our consciences.
Truant: That guy looks like he just destroyed a continent without lifting a finger. Not many people can pull that expression off.
@ Imipolex: The desire to "cleanse" and "purge" is destructive and breeds disgust. To purify your home by using anti-biotic, life-killing, sterilizing chemicals is a terrifying idea. That flawless, lifeless, sterile purity haunts my nightmares. Also, I hate the feeling of soap on my skin.
Today, I realized that there were other brands of toothpaste other than Colgate. Up until today, I thought that "Colgate" was a term for all toothpaste.
Today, I realized that there were other brands of toothpaste other than Colgate. Up until today, I thought that "Colgate" was a term for all toothpaste.
You're going to be in for the shock of your life when you go hunting for a university to attend
1. A face-saving insult used by someone who is feeling inadequate. Basically accuses anyone who is better than them at anything of putting in effort. Doubles as an excuse for sucking by implying lack of effort on the speaker's part.
2. An insult blatantly misused by 13-year-old kiddies in online gaming who, ironically, try very hard to win themselves and take it too seriously when they lose.
3. Someone who tries too hard to fit in. Easy to spot online because of their constant use of trendy internet slang such as "fail", "cool story bro", and "tryhard".
4. An Urban Dictionary writer that submits overly-long definitions for pointless phrases trying to get recogniton.
1. Guy mopping the bathroom at Subway: "All those people from my high school that got into Princeton and MIT, they're just a bunch of fucking tryhards."
2. Kid that just got utterly humiliated in Starcraft 2: "w/e u fuckin tryhard hacker n00bz lol i pwn u next time k 1v1 me NOW!!!11"
3. That one douchebag that always brags about his 2500 Facebook friends: "o hai guys dat 1 nig hes a fuckin tryhard im all like yea i get blazed all the time and shit and i fuck bitches and got all these friends, then hes like dude i dont fucking care stop sending requests to me i dont know you, and i was all like o rly, cool story bro. yeah i fuckin pwned that fail loser tryhard. lol, shit man, im so cool. srsly, pay attention to me plz! guys? anyone?!"
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As for the Democrats...they aren't liberal enough for me. :P
Well, the primary perk of being registered to a major party is that you can vote in the primaries.
Obviously, I intend to vote for the more liberal candidates (some people in the Democratic party are actually pretty conservative).
"Screw political parties. Vote for the best candidate."
*Highfive*
/concerned citizen
But...I don't care enough to look into it.
There might be some irony here
Anyways, I must be the only person on this forms who would ever willingly, sincerely, join in a holy war or Jihad.
I feel so alone on this hemisphere, in this century, in this stupid crazy secular world.
For us to do otherwise would be to betray our consciences.
Truant: That guy looks like he just destroyed a continent without lifting a finger. Not many people can pull that expression off.
@ Imipolex: The desire to "cleanse" and "purge" is destructive and breeds disgust. To purify your home by using anti-biotic, life-killing, sterilizing chemicals is a terrifying idea. That flawless, lifeless, sterile purity haunts my nightmares. Also, I hate the feeling of soap on my skin.
Today, I realized that there were other brands of toothpaste other than Colgate. Up until today, I thought that "Colgate" was a term for all toothpaste.
THE MEDALLION?!
What's yaoi? :3
one day *sighs hopefully*