The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    "Toy Story is a manipulative celebration of consumer products as tokens of a dubiously universal nostalgic experience It is at its most sinister in presenting a blandly affluent, mediocre white American lifestyle as richly sentimental The proper end to Toy Story would have followed the toys in a landfill over the next 100,000 years until they begin decomposing Or watching them as they melt in the incinerator, writhing in agony, spewing toxic fumes, their manufactured charm obliterated"

    So do people who write things like this ever sit down in front of a mirror and look at what they're doing with their lives?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    BONDWORLD
    • COVALENT BONDS!
    • BAIL BONDS!
    • BONDS, JAMES BONDS!
    Pennsylvania's Finest, Even If It's Sometimes Spicy

    EXIT 34, 2 MILES THEN LEFT
  • Odradek said:

    "Toy Story is a manipulative celebration of consumer products as tokens of a dubiously universal nostalgic experience It is at its most sinister in presenting a blandly affluent, mediocre white American lifestyle as richly sentimental The proper end to Toy Story would have followed the toys in a landfill over the next 100,000 years until they begin decomposing Or watching them as they melt in the incinerator, writhing in agony, spewing toxic fumes, their manufactured charm obliterated"


    So do people who write things like this ever sit down in front of a mirror and look at what they're doing with their lives?
    I hope that's a rhetorical question.
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  • edited 2012-09-28 16:35:37
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    So I've started playing Super Mario In the Grip of a Thousand Tentacles.

    Like in New Super Mario Bros. Wii, I died on the first Goomba. An impressive achievement, I'm sure.
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  • When you want to compliment a friend (no homo)
    But you don't want that friendship to end (no homo)
    So tell a dude just how you feel (no homo)
    Say 'no homo' so he knows the deal (no homo)
    Hey yo man you got a fresh style (no homo)
    And you know you got the best smile (no homo)
    Your girlfriend is a lucky lady (no homo)
    But your looks would make a handsome baby (no homo)
    I like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt (no homo)
    It's hard to pull off but you make it work (no homo)
    Hey yo I kinda like your natural scent (no homo)
    Hey yo I kinda like the musical Rent (no homo)
    Man I cant decide who wore it best (no homo)
    But I'm feeling Diane Keaton's vest (no homo)
    I admit it I'm a fashionista (no homo)
    and I know every line of Mystic Pizza (no homo)
    and yo damn this rose is something special (no homo)
    damn we should goof around and wrestle (no homo)
    lets hit the hot tub and take a dump (no homo)
    we're all friends ain't no room for trunks (no homo)
    Yeah man I'm really feeling buzzed right now (no homo)
    Are you really feeling buzzed right now? (no homo)
    Yo we should watch this gay porno tape (no homo)
    but as a joke because we're all straight (no homo)
    man you could wash laundry on those abs (no homo)
    Yo I think girls look good in drag (no homo)
    Hey yo I've been thinking about posing nude (no homo)
    Hey yo I've been thinking about fuckin a dude (no homo)
    Or we could 3-way 69 (no homo)
    Or human centipede in a line (no homo)
    Or some docking could be hella fun (no homo)
    Or yeah man I could do this one (no homo)
    Hey yo no homo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy
    and butt fuck a dude while he 69s Morrissey
    Yeah no homo but I wish I lived in Ancient Greece
    to gave young socrates the illful release
    Hey no homo but today I'm coming out the closet
    and I scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet
    those two words have set me free (no homo)
    damn it feels good to be (no homo)
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  • Frosty said:

    OMG you can throw upwards

    you can throw upwards >.> how did I not know this

    this is why I am stuck. wow I am stupid stupid stupid.

    ???
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Hey, is Imipouleckse Louis XIV in disguise?
  • edited 2012-09-28 17:04:00
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    ^^In Imi's Mario game.

    You're doing better than I am, Frost. I don't even know how to throw properly.

    This is what happens when you try to play a normal 2D Mario game having only ever played the Mario RPGs and Mario Kart.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    bills
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    The sadness will last forever.
    bbbb
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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I tried that, but whatever I'm holding only goes in a short arc in front of me. Isn't there a way to throw it over a longer distance?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Kexruct said:

    ...cool?

    I guess I mean "at all interesting"
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    We should do a courtroom RP some time.

    Except Idler and I are the only two would find it at all interesting.
  • edited 2012-09-28 18:19:05
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Clearly, the solution is to put in spirit mediums with magical lie detectors and hypersensitive tell-spotting circus magicians.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Myr: The worst part of Toy Story guy's ramblings is that it implies that the writers at Pixar should have been doing something else. That's a pet peeve of mine: People who say you shouldn't be doing something and then give no suggestions as to what it is you should be doing.

    Of course, I'm sure the answer would be "sitting in front of my cheap laptop, writing to my blag about how much the world sucks and American pop culture is evil, instead of doing something more constructive". :P
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    We should do a courtroom RP some time.


    Except Idler and I are the only two would find it at all interesting.
    objection! it sounds like it would be a cool thing and not an uninteresting thing.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    also i am downloading SMBX now. i feel as this is somehow relevant.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    objection! it sounds like it would be a cool thing and not an uninteresting thing.

    Sustained.

    I was thinking it would be funny if we incorporated heap memes somehow. Chef being prosecuted for punching out YOUR KING or something.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Got Secret of the Squid installed. It is time for platforming and things.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    http://godisimaginary.com/

    Well this is amateurish.
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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    PARDAY BUS
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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Hey I know

    Whirly Times gets dragged to court over back child support payments
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  • Some days I wonder
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  • edited 2012-09-28 21:12:43
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    imageHey, nice mister Jean Nocret made a painting of us Heapers!

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Frosty said:

    imi I just want you to know (this may have been intentional on your part) that I lost about 31 of my lives to Sociopathic Squid, in what I am assuming to be his last appearance, before being successful at last.   : ) He takes 10 hits, and hitting him is rrreaallllyyyyy difficult.

    Fun fact: that boss was originally even HARDER. I toned him down a little just before the release last night.

    I can beat him without too much trouble, though.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Also, JZ, what do you wonder about?
  • edited 2012-09-28 21:36:59
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Also, IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

    During my eight hours at work today I kind of came to regret releasing the game in its current form. I think it still has some...issues. So I am hereby declaring it to be only a beta version.

    This means that helpful suggestions, etc., are welcome.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Also, god I love boobs
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