The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

    I was there for my old man's, as I've mentioned before.


    I've come to the conclusion that in the western world, and with exceptions for those with a terminal or crippling mental illness, suicide is for cowards and them taking themselves out of this mortal coil are not to be lamented.
    Life before death.
    Strength before weakness.
    Journey below destination.
    Speak again the ancient oaths, and return to men the shards they once bore.
    The Knights Radiant must stand again.

    Or, to be glib: "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Dying is not easy. In my experience.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Anyway, due to testing delays my SUPER IMPORTANT GAME has been pushed back until tomorrow. But, have a few random screenshots in the meantime.

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    oh disco heaven~
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Looks like I wasn't the only person who was taken by surprise by this homework


    We're in class right now and people are panicking to turn in shit on paper (homework is submitted only via Blackboard and it was due at midnight)


    me, I turned in my work so of course I have a shit-eating grin

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    HAW HAW
  • I got assigned homework via e-mail on a Sunday once.

    I was not pleased.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    The professor is explaining multiplication and division from the homework and I thought I did it wrong because I didn't separate the multiplier and multiplicand by upper/lower double word; I just slammed them together. He saw my work and was all AND THAT IS HOW YOU OPTIMIZE 

    *beams*

  • The sadness will last forever.
    Math is cool.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    -0.2813

    0.2813 == 0.01001x2^0  == 1.001 x 2^(-2) 

    E = -2 + 127 = 125

    0111 1101 0010 ... -> 23 bits

  • You know, I'm sure the font industry must make a killing selling typefaces at ridiculous prices.

    Like, honestly, I'm kind of sick of it a little. Might be nicer when/if I'm a professional graphic designer and I have a legitimate reason to pay $18 for something like Nanquim here but for anybody else who may want to use it, noooo, you gotta pay the same fee.

    Nyehh.

    also, Lazzy, if you're reading this, don't feel bad about it, I'll figure something out.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    What the font industry charges for a font nowadays is nothing compared to how much they charged 10-20 years ago. It wasn't unheard of for Adobe to charge $5-700 for a generic font of theirs
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-09-26 11:46:04
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    Adobe still does that shit. Cuz they're Adobe.

    The most ridiculous thing about that is that Myriad comes with CS, which you could buy at roughly the same price (or, ahem, acquire it for much cheaper).
  • Adobe has to have the most ridiculous prices of any company I've ever seen.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Who needs fancy fonts anyway? All you need is Arial and Times New Roman.

    /the anti-Anonus
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So they arrested the Hilltop Creeper last night.

    I got to watch his arraignment this morning, which was pretty cool, if a bit anticlimactic. WSYX and WBNS and WCMH had cameras in the courtroom.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Hey CA.

    My local library was selling old street signs and I thought of you.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aww...
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    So walking between classes today, I heard an unfamiliar rumble up in the sky and it was a B-17 Flying Fortress lumbering over campus.

    This made my day, of course. How often do you see a B-17 bomber fly over?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    So they arrested the Hilltop Creeper last night.


    http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/2012/09/26/columbus-hilltop-creeper-registered-sex-offender.html

    Wow. That dude really is creepy
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    So walking between classes today, I heard an unfamiliar rumble up in the sky and it was a B-17 Flying Fortress lumbering over campus.


    This made my day, of course. How often do you see a B-17 bomber fly over?
    That would be pretty cool
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Pi = Sin (1/555555555555555555555555555555555555555555) * (1.0*10^42)
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    As ridiculous as Adobe's prices are, the places that sell engineering software are even worse. Stuff like CATIA and PRO/Engineer costs 5 digits a seat (I don't know the exact price, but it's definitely "if you have to ask, you can't afford it") and requires a USB dongle to run. Then again, this is stuff with all the necessary approvals and such for aerospace engineering.
  • I am on the computer yet at a McDonald's at the same time! How can this be?

    Tre said:

    You know, I'm sure the font industry must make a killing selling typefaces at ridiculous prices.


    Like, honestly, I'm kind of sick of it a little. Might be nicer when/if I'm a professional graphic designer and I have a legitimate reason to pay $18 for something like Nanquim here but for anybody else who may want to use it, noooo, you gotta pay the same fee.

    Nyehh.

    also, Lazzy, if you're reading this, don't feel bad about it, I'll figure something out.
    Yeah don't break your bank for my sake, man. Use whatever's cheap/free.
  • So walking between classes today, I heard an unfamiliar rumble up in the sky and it was a B-17 Flying Fortress lumbering over campus.


    This made my day, of course. How often do you see a B-17 bomber fly over?



    Curses. I told Blackwing to be more subtle.

    He will face my wrath!

    /totally not Megatron in any way

  • Is it me, or is that "whistle" song the worst song ever?
    No, it's not me. It is the worst song ever.
  • Oh joy. Listening to an argument at the nearby Cosmetology class.
  • Is it me, or is that "whistle" song the worst song ever?
    No, it's not me. It is the worst song ever.
    That song is so unabashedly perverted.

    Like, there's double entendres, and then there's this:

    Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
    Let me know
    Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
    And we start real slow
    You just put your lips together
    And you come real close
    Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
    Here we go

    I'm fairly sure that's just a single entendre failing to have a double meaning.
  • It's like, I don't even mind ridiculously innuendo-laden songs. "Bad Touch" is a guilty pleasure song for me, but sweet Jegus! This guy isn't even trying!

    Not only that, the song almost sounds like he's patronizing the female, which, considering oral sex is already a fairly demeaning act, is freaking awful.
  • Also, Adobe's trying to jip me for money again for the second time today.

    I have their mobile app Ideas on my iPod because I got it for free through, ahem, Perfectly Legal Means® but if I upgrade to iOS 6 I'll lose it and since they haven't updated the PLM® app and the jailbreak for iOS 6 yet I'd have to pay $10.

    Such is my conundrum.
  • edited 2012-09-26 15:35:31
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  • -opens umbrella-

    Are you Mick Mouse? Go fly up in your spaceship like Mick Mouse.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Whistle while you work
    Hitler is a jerk
    Mussolini bit his weenie now it doesn't wor*RECORD SCRATCH*
  • Oral sex is good and not demeaning.
  • Back from botched IEP meeting.


    the general ed teacher didn't show so it had to be rescheduled.
  • Considering getting the SNES port of Thunder Spirits. I would get one of the better ones, but y'know, lack of emulators that work.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Considering getting the SNES port of Thunder Spirits. I would get one of the better ones, but y'know, lack of emulators that work.



    I have that game. Found it in LA last Christmas.



    Gradius III is the king of the SNES shooters though

  • I like Gradius quite a lot, too.

    Although I'd never beat it without savestates. I love shooters, but I suck at them. Such is life.

  • edited 2012-09-26 17:32:59
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Why are IEP meetings screwed up so often, anyway? Do the teachers really give that little of a fuck?
  • You know what I'd do if I ever became stupidly wealthy? I'd open up an arcade. A big one, we'd import cabinets form Japan and shit, and there'd be a retro section too.

    It'd be fuckin' awesome. 

    (probably not that profitable, though)

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I wish I owned a water park.
  • We could put my arcade in your water park.

    Away from all the, y'know, water, obviously. But you know what I mean.

  • Also I can't say I care for the forward laser powerup in this game. It looks like a glob of toothpaste, but more glaringly, it fires slightly off-center from your ship.

    Yes I care about this.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That's it, we're starting an amusement park. Super Lazuli will operate the arcade, Anonus will operate the water park, and I'll operate the dry park!
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  • That's it, we're starting an amusement park. Super Lazuli will operate the arcade, Anonus will operate the water park, and I'll operate the dry park!

    Has anyone ever told you that you have the best ideas?
    Frosty said:

    Is Touhou abnormally difficult among shooters? Will Gradius similarly bring me suffering?



    If you are semi-competent at even the easiest of the Touhou games, I rather doubt that you will have much trouble with Gradius.

    I will also recommend Thunder Spirits to you, it's pretty bossin'.

    Relatedly, the ship in Thunder Spirits totally looks like Starscream's jet mode.

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