You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
They probably could have fit "New Albany" between the arrows, now that I look at it again.
The text seems undersized on all the signs, though I imagine that's so the left one wouldn't be unsuitably tall.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It need to have a handicapped plate too, so I can park in handicapped-only spaces.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
No, but otherwise the truck won't match the image in my mind and that's not ok.
I'm sure the Department of Public Safety will understand.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
That's ok, someday my prince will come and use his Prince Magic to heal me. :P
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
We should get together and start a city where it is still the 1990s.
Anything introduced after 31 December 1999 is banned within city limits.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Where should we go next? You decide!
(a) Children's Palace toy store, 1989 (b) The Palace Theatre, 2002 (c) Palace? I thought you said Prison! 1997
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
1989.
...things happened then.
...Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade came out then. It was the only Indiana Jones movie to come out during the 1986-2002 logo's tenure, but as per series conventions it's not at the beginning. (Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is the only entry to come out during the 2002-present logo's tenure, but it appears only at the end.)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
14 December 1989 Children's Palace toy store, Columbus, Ohio Cash: $500 Health: Normal
You and Central Avenue walk into the toy store. The place is abuzz with holiday shoppers frantically trying to find the right gifts for their sons and daughters and nieces and nephews and grandchildren--there are only 10 days left till Christmas, you know!
What do you do next? (a) Look at the toy train display (b) Check out the My Little Pony aisle (c) Take a look at the latest video games (d) Leave the store
Tim Burton's Batman came out in 1989; it was the highest grossing film in the U.S. that year, while Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was the box office champ worldwide.
Also, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier came out that year, but we don't talk about that.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
14 December 1989 Video game section, Children's Palace toy store Cash: $500 Health: Normal
You head over to the video game section. The most hyped product seems to be Nintendo's original Game Boy, a new release this year. A young boy, about 8 or 9, leans over the display and talks to you.
"It's just like a Nintendo, but you can hold it in your hands and take it with you in the car and stuff! Isn't that the coolest thing ever?"
Central Avenue giggles.
What do you tell the boy? (a) "Yeah, I've never seen anything like that before!" (b) "I hope Santa Claus brings me one!" (c) "That's nothing, you should see the gadgets we have in 2011!"
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"I hope Santa Claus brings me one!" you say.
The boy frowns. "Well, good luck," he says.
"What's wrong?" you ask.
"Well, I asked Santa Claus for a Game Boy, too." he said. "But Mother says that Santa Claus doesn't have enough money to make me one. So I guess I won't be getting one."
You look up at Central Avenue. She nods approvingly and hands you her MistressCard®. You call over a clerk and ask to purchase a Game Boy--luckily, it turns out they have one left in stock. You hand it to the boy. "Merry Christmas," you say. The boy doesn't say anything in response, but his jaw drops and his face lights up as he takes the package from your hands.
The boy runs back to his mother, who is standing holding a baby. The boy holds up the Game Boy box and points toward you and Central Avenue, who nod and wave before leaving the store.
Once outside, Central Avenue brushes the snow off the time machine's windows and you climb aboard once more.
"You did a good thing," she says.
TIME MACHINE 14 DECEMBER 1989 Funds: $410 Health: Normal
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I don't know, I haven't planned that far ahead.
...I kinda want to give this its own thread now. The premise being that I took the school bus from that one "field trip" in the original Trash Heap and gave it the ability to time travel. I'd be the driver, and the others would tell me where and when to go.
Comments
Those signs are just kinda strange in general.
The text seems undersized on all the signs, though I imagine that's so the left one wouldn't be unsuitably tall.
JANGLE HUMAN
i think jangle is a word
dammit
'Cause I sure as hell wouldn't want it
I'm sure the Department of Public Safety will understand.
...Wait, now I can't operate the pedals. ;_;
Anything introduced after 31 December 1999 is banned within city limits.
The city where time stopped.
/gender stereotypes
...Let's get back to the palace.
(a) Children's Palace toy store, 1989
(b) The Palace Theatre, 2002
(c) Palace? I thought you said Prison! 1997
...things happened then.
...Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade came out then. It was the only Indiana Jones movie to come out during the 1986-2002 logo's tenure, but as per series conventions it's not at the beginning. (Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is the only entry to come out during the 2002-present logo's tenure, but it appears only at the end.)
Children's Palace toy store, Columbus, Ohio
Cash: $500
Health: Normal
You and Central Avenue walk into the toy store. The place is abuzz with holiday shoppers frantically trying to find the right gifts for their sons and daughters and nieces and nephews and grandchildren--there are only 10 days left till Christmas, you know!
What do you do next?
(a) Look at the toy train display
(b) Check out the My Little Pony aisle
(c) Take a look at the latest video games
(d) Leave the store
Also, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier came out that year, but we don't talk about that.
Video game section, Children's Palace toy store
Cash: $500
Health: Normal
You head over to the video game section. The most hyped product seems to be Nintendo's original Game Boy, a new release this year. A young boy, about 8 or 9, leans over the display and talks to you.
"It's just like a Nintendo, but you can hold it in your hands and take it with you in the car and stuff! Isn't that the coolest thing ever?"
Central Avenue giggles.
What do you tell the boy?
(a) "Yeah, I've never seen anything like that before!"
(b) "I hope Santa Claus brings me one!"
(c) "That's nothing, you should see the gadgets we have in 2011!"
The boy frowns. "Well, good luck," he says.
"What's wrong?" you ask.
"Well, I asked Santa Claus for a Game Boy, too." he said. "But Mother says that Santa Claus doesn't have enough money to make me one. So I guess I won't be getting one."
You look up at Central Avenue. She nods approvingly and hands you her MistressCard®. You call over a clerk and ask to purchase a Game Boy--luckily, it turns out they have one left in stock. You hand it to the boy. "Merry Christmas," you say. The boy doesn't say anything in response, but his jaw drops and his face lights up as he takes the package from your hands.
The boy runs back to his mother, who is standing holding a baby. The boy holds up the Game Boy box and points toward you and Central Avenue, who nod and wave before leaving the store.
Once outside, Central Avenue brushes the snow off the time machine's windows and you climb aboard once more.
"You did a good thing," she says.
TIME MACHINE
14 DECEMBER 1989
Funds: $410
Health: Normal
...I kinda want to give this its own thread now. The premise being that I took the school bus from that one "field trip" in the original Trash Heap and gave it the ability to time travel. I'd be the driver, and the others would tell me where and when to go.