The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I just went to harbor freight for a replacement tire and they had not only them but completely solid, flat-free versions 

    woohoo no more flats (they'll just catch on fire)
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    it's christmas day, gov'nor
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

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    I hope you know that images like these are not helping your metal cred one bit
  • The sadness will last forever.
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    I hope you know that images like these are not helping your metal cred one bit


    The future is gnashing its endless teeth
     As it lumbers towards our drunk
    king
    His god is reckless, his faith is bold
    He spits his rabid grace on
    a Panicked court, we're lost
    Our place in time
    It breeds this
    maddening thought that
    We won't be stopped
    That this century bleeds like
    the last
    That the future folds in our hands
    Take, we take, we take
    Each
    chance to run wild
    As time fades, we don't change
    Run straight into
    fire
  • Mookie is one of the few metal vocalists that I'm still incapable of understanding.


    Even on his cleans, his elocution is atrocious. He has a lot of energy and is pretty distinctive though, so I like him.


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    Plus, he looks pretty boss.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Mookie is one of the few metal vocalists that I'm still incapable of understanding.


    Even on his cleans, his elocution is atrocious. He has a lot of energy and is pretty distinctive though, so I like him.


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    Plus, he looks pretty boss.

    What a coincidence

    there's a "mookie" in my field of expertise too, his work is absolutely atrocious but his looks are no saving grace and best describe as "extremely punchable"
  • edited 2012-09-22 19:02:32

    Another incomprehensible mathcore vocalist:



    What he is saying:

    Dear, I'll stay gold just to keep these pasts at bay
    To keep the loneliest of nights from claiming you
    and to keep these longest of days from waking you
    For I felt the greatest of winters coming
    and I saw you as seasons shifting from blue to grey
    That's where the coldest of these days await me
    and distance lays her heavy head beside me
    There I'll stay gold, forever gold


    What you hear:

    YABLAGHHHH YAAARHHHHHH DRREEAHHHH GGGGRRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    It really does convey the emotions it's supposed to, but he really wastes those lyrics.
  • I'm a bit of a one-trick pony, because I'm a traditional abrasive
    vocalist, and there are only certain things I feel comfortable with. I
    try to stay within the limitations that I have physically. Like, I never
    wanna be one of those vocalists that Auto-Tune themselves to hell -- that's the worst thing.
  • If I ever became a less casual metal fan I'd probably have to look up the lyrics to everything because I didn't understand a word of that.
  • edited 2012-09-22 19:11:51

    I honestly wouldn't understand either of those songs without the lyric sheet. Hell, even with the sheet, Concubine is still completely incomprehensible.


    It really does capture that "we just broke up" feeling though.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
     Could it be that his makeup artist was trying to bronze him to the point of Latino relatability?

    Occam's Razor says no but who am I to ruin a good scandal 
  • edited 2012-09-22 19:16:14

    It's so ridiculous i wouldn't believe it if someone told me but WHY IS HE SO BROWN
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-09-22 19:17:07
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    brown ain't your color Mitt

    really

    even if it weren't offensive (which it is) it would still be plumb ugly
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Yep this couldn't possibly be anything regarding the equipment, lighting, processing, filters or whatever

    Mitt painted himself brown. That's the only logical conclusion
  • Well, he's being captured by the same cameras as the other people, who do not look particularly brown. Look at Mitt's hands, they look normal as well.
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  • I would lean towards unfortunate coincidence, but...
  • Also, it's not a shop, if you watch the piece Mitt is consistently brown throughout.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    look on the far left, Wilford Brimley is in the act too

    trying to push his politics of oats on people and if you're not outraged, you're not paying attention
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    HAW HAW
  • look on the far left, Wilford Brimley is in the act too


    trying to push his politics of oats on people and if you're not outraged, you're not paying attention
    huh, hes lost some weight
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Also, it's not a shop, if you watch the piece Mitt is consistently brown throughout.

    so is a lot of people in that video


  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    look on the far left, Wilford Brimley is in the act too


    trying to push his politics of oats on people and if you're not outraged, you're not paying attention
    huh, hes lost some weight
    diabeetus
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    that's colonel sanders
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    eat mor chikken
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    His hands


    his face
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    dude seriously 

    this is even more ridiculous than the birther's claims
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    this is great
  • I mean, it could just be a coincidence, he got a shitty new makeup artist perhaps.


    But still.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    as little as one or two steps of aperture can make a huge value difference in any picture or video

    If you're operating completely on manual, for instance, something as simple as a cloud passing overhead can make your picture of broad daylight look like nightfall. This is simple stuff that ever photographer and videographer learns

    and for jezebel to push the notion that Mitt brownfaced up for the camera has got to be the most ludicrous thing this election cycle has produced
  • as little as one or two steps of aperture can make a huge value difference in any picture or video


    If you're operating completely on manual, for instance, something as simple as a cloud passing overhead can make your picture of broad daylight look like nightfall. This is simple stuff that ever photographer and videographer learns

    and for jezebel to push the notion that Mitt brownfaced up for the camera has got to be the most ludicrous thing this election cycle has produced
    I understand this.


    But if you watch the video, Mitt's face looks brown. The other white people in the video do not look brown. Mitt's hands do not look brown. How could a camera malfunction cause Mitt's face, and only his face, to look significantly browner than usual without effecting anything else in the video?


    Really, I don't know a lot about camerawork, there could very well be something I don't know.


    All I know is that Mitt, and only Mitt, in this video, looks abnormally brown.
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  • We really do not need to search for any additional reasons to dislike Mitt Romney, I am willing to assume that whoever was in charge of his makeup just put too much on accidentally. Things happen.
  • We really do not need to search for any additional reasons to dislike Mitt Romney, I am willing to assume that whoever was in charge of his makeup just put too much on accidentally. Things happen.

    Sure.
  • It's still kinda facepalm-y.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Mr. Truant said: Corporal Forsythe said:as little as one or two steps of aperture can make a huge value difference in any picture or video


    I understand this.


    But if you watch the video, Mitt's face looks brown. The other white people in the video do not look brown. Mitt's hands do not look brown. How could a camera malfunction cause Mitt's face, and only his face, to look significantly browner than usual without effecting anything else in the video?


    Really, I don't know a lot about camerawork, there could very well be something I don't know.


    All I know is that Mitt, and only Mitt, in this video, looks abnormally brown.


    Well here's the other problem: You know that even the notion of brownfacing it up is incredibly stupid, much less doing it. I know it's incredibly stupid. Everyone knows it's incredibly stupid. And as much as everyone likes to think that a politician they don't like can't walk and carry a thought at the same time, I really, really doubt that Mitt or anyone else would
    blatantly doctor their skin color to appeal to a set of voters. Especially only hitting the face and leaving the hands a completely different shade. 

    Even in the video he looks perfectly natural to me. It's either my lack of (or completely due to) bias. This applies to everyone else, too. That makes this a ridiculous issue and if Jezebel had any integrity they wouldn't have posted this. 
  • Well here's the other problem: You
    know that even the notion of brownfacing it up is incredibly stupid,
    much less doing it. I know it's incredibly stupid. Everyone knows it's
    incredibly stupid. And as much as everyone likes to think that a
    politician they don't like can't walk and carry a thought at the same
    time, I really, really doubt that Mitt or anyone else would
    blatantly
    doctor their skin color to appeal to a set of voters. Especially only
    hitting the face and leaving the hands a completely different shade.
    Agreed.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    hahaha wow

    I was invited into the AT&T store this morning, after a long wait, to purchase my iPhone 5. I avoided looking at the display model iPhones on the way in, and averted my gaze from everyone elses iPhones. I wanted to enrich the experience of opening my own iPhone 5, and make it more special than it already would be. The sales rep retrieved the iPhone I requested… 

    Then he then proceeded to open the iPhone himself, with his back to me.



    My stomach sank. Opening an Apple product is a religious experience. It’s one of the best things about the first day with your shiny new device. He took that from me.

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    iLol'd

    niiiiiiiice
  • edited 2012-09-22 20:23:27

    Really, it was more of a chuckle.


    But whatevs.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    I have a lot of friends who went through the same overtures and anticipation for their new iphone this past week

    I could see this much excitement for, say, a fucking sports car

    but a phone? 
  • It does look pretty cool.


    But I just don't get Apple fanatics.


    It's just... weird.
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