The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • It's like I see a little bit of foreshadowing and my mind goes I SEE THE TWIST and I'm almost always right.



    Curses.


    And I haven't seen Titanic.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.



    And I haven't seen Titanic.

    I won't ruin the ending for you then
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Okay

    I'm watching this film called Surrogates and the first Surrogate murdered was a GIRL.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    well they're like 52% of the entire human race so it's pretty much statistical
  • The sadness will last forever.


  • And I haven't seen Titanic.

    I won't ruin the ending for you then
    it was his sled, wasn't it
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    well they're like 52% of the entire human race so it's pretty much statistical

    No-no

    It was a Guy in real life.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.



    And I haven't seen Titanic.

    I won't ruin the ending for you then
    it was his sled, wasn't it
    the sled was HIS FATHER


  • And I haven't seen Titanic.

    I won't ruin the ending for you then
    it was his sled, wasn't it
    the sled was HIS FATHER

  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast



    And I haven't seen Titanic.

    I won't ruin the ending for you then
    it was his sled, wasn't it
    the sled was HIS FATHER
    And the sled killed the Titanic.
  • don't piss on the electric fence

    especially if you're Ren Hoëk
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    my favorite is the movie trailers that tell you that there's a twist ending


    WITH A TWIST YOU'LL NEVER SEE COMING

    EVEN THOUGH WE'RE TELLING YOU THERE'S A TWIST IN THE TRAILER


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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    Titanic, that long, dramatic movie about a sinking ship, and a romantic couple? How does it end? :p
    Captain Kirk manoeuvres the Enterprise so it can extend its shields around the Titanic
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    That's a lie


    Everyone knows the Captain goes down with the ship, Kirk included

  • This is the first time in quite awhile I've used anything other than an animu girl as an avatar.
  • In other news: Mitt Romney is still a douchebag.
  • To Marilyn Manson –

    It’s taken me a long time to get there from where I could touch M.
    Manson. Now I got a card to play – you may look into my non-profit,
    ATWA, and give Manson what you think he’s got coming for Air, Trees,
    Water, and you. Or I will pay Manson what you think Manson got coming –
    the music has made Manson into Abraxas Devil, and I’m SURE you would
    want some of what I got from what I got. It’s a far out balance. Beyond
    good and bad, right, wrong. What you don’t do is what I will do – what
    you did a sing-along, and let it roll and said how you saved me a lot of
    steps – I don’t need, it’s not a need or a want. Couped – coup. Ghost
    dancers slay together and you’re just in my grave Sunstroker
    Corona-coronas-coronae – you seen me from under with it all standing on
    me. That’s 2 dump trucks – doing the same as CMF 000007

    Charles Manson

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    What folks who are against Romney don't realize is the quote of him saying 47% "take no personal responsibility for their lives" is exactly why everyone else is voting for him. In fact, it probably gained him more votes than he lost.  The voting base has become that polarized.
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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Frosty said:

    (game that I like) is so underrated! 

    Odin Sphere (best game of all time) (runaway train on fire that's carrying load of south african centipedes punching you in the face at 180mph)
  • What folks who are against Romney don't realize is the quote of him saying 47% "take no personal responsibility for their lives" is exactly why everyone else is voting for him. In fact, it probably gained him more votes than he lost.  The voting base has become that polarized.



    Oh, of course it has, we live in a pretty political country at this point.

    I can guarantee you that in a year no one's going to care nearly as much, though.

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    Oh, of course it has, we live in a pretty political country at this point.

    I can guarantee you that in a year no one's going to care nearly as much, though.

     
    Very true. I just find it pretty hilarious that much of the foreign press is all OH SHIT MITT THE TWIT REALLY SHOT HIMSELF IN THE FOOT THIS TIME!  No he hasn't, if anything he's charged the silent majority of his voter base. Foreign press needs to realize that they can't apply the political climate  in their country to ours. 
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Speaking of shooting, I also finished restoring and rebuilding that child's rifle I found neglected at my cousin's estate. I need to go see if it can actually fire
  • Frankly, I hate Mitt Romney and everything I've learned about him since first hearing his name has only made me do so more. So I could care less what press, foreign or otherwise, says about him.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Very true. I just find it pretty hilarious that much of the foreign
    press is all OH SHIT MITT THE TWIT REALLY SHOT HIMSELF IN THE FOOT THIS
    TIME!  No he hasn't, if anything he's charged the silent majority of his
    voter base. Foreign press needs to realize that they can't apply the
    political climate  in their country to ours.
    But its fun to lol at Mittens :(
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Okay, I'm playing with jQuery (so I can modernize a Web form I'm working on here), and I think I like it. XD
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Zombie Reagan said:Very true. I just find it pretty hilarious that much of the foreign
    press is all OH SHIT MITT THE TWIT REALLY SHOT HIMSELF IN THE FOOT THIS
    TIME!  No he hasn't, if anything he's charged the silent majority of his
    voter base. Foreign press needs to realize that they can't apply the
    political climate  in their country to ours.
    But its fun to lol at Mittens :(


    It goes both ways. The other day I wrote a caustic reply to an editorial writer for our university newspaper for whom it is very evident the furthest he's ever been from Lubbock is going to band camp, and thinks that he has the correct solution to fix the religious unrest in the Middle East. Never mind the fact that if he went over there he'd probably offer his left hand to shake and get subsequently shot or beheaded,
    he knows exactly what they need.  No matter what country it comes from, it's arrogance and ignorance sharing the same dance. 
  • That's a rather silly headline to give that. That's not people changing their opinions, it's people being confused by wording.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Ergh, it's annoying when you suddenly figure out the end of something while reading it.

    It means you're good at deducing things.

    I'm not, so I rarely do this.

    That's a rather silly headline to give that. That's not people changing their opinions, it's people being confused by wording.

    Or it could be that it looks like they made a mistake when they answered, so they're lying to save face.
  • edited 2012-09-21 18:55:07

    “Mercy, Dash.” Twilight Sparkle said from the crowd, her face still mostly concealed under her hood.

    “Celestia, Sugarcube, jus’ say et.” Applejack said under her breath next to her, barely holding back her tears.

    “She wishes to say a word! Let’s all listen real careful, we don’t want to miss it!” Pinkie leaned her ear close to Dash’s mouth, knowing from past experience that sometimes ponies at this point could barely speak let
    alone talk at an easy to hear volume. For a few moments all Dash could
    do was breath intensely, gathering up what strength had not been bled,
    electrocuted, or cut out of her.

    Dash groaned and
    gurgled, and seemed be sliding back out of consciousness. Pinkie shook
    her head, thinking for a moment she’d have to do something to the parts
    of Dash that still felt pain to get the word out of her. Maybe one of
    the wing stumps would do.

    Then Dash’s eyes shot open, and she inhaled deep and true. She shouted her last word.

    “FFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRREEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDOOMMMMMMMMMM!”
    Dash’s shout carried through the crowd like a sonic rainboom,
    paralyzing all looking on. It seemed to be taken by a power beyond
    Dash’s tortured lungs out of Ponyville. Through Everfree Forest it went,
    among the skyscrapers of Manehattan and down Appalosa's roads. All
    across Equestria’s hills and dales it carried. It resonated through
    Canterlot, so that even a bedridden Princess Celestia’s eyes opened at
    the sound, and she felt a chill at the implications. Though the sounds
    didn’t carry through space, the spirit of it reached the moon, where
    Princess Luna felt it and was compelled to stand. Pegpipes struck up on
    the soundtrack.

    The last of Dashie’s life having drained from her, her head rolled limply to the side.

    Pinkie frowned.

    best Cupcakes ending

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Back from the old record shop, they got a bunch of good stuff traded in

    here's the haul: 
    NES:
    Zelda II Adventure of Link
    Golgo 13 2: The Mafat Conspiracy
    3-D Worldrunner (hee!)
    Gyruss
    Solar Jetman
    Startropics
    Tiny Toons 
    Demon Sword

    Genesis:
    Paperboy
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    No, the best cupcakes ending is the one where it was all a prank by Rainbow Dash to scare the reader.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    This day sucks..better eat some more food.
  • I AM GOD

    KING

    AND LORD

  • UNASSAILABLE


    UNASSAILABLE


    UNASSAILABLE

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    NO TURN ON RED

    No Turn on Red
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    IT'S OVER
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Yay!

    Hi Imi.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Hey, Imi, did you write at all today?

    You told us to make sure that you get some writing done each day.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Aliroz, buddy, pal, I was at work for nine and a half hours. I have done nothing except get tired and frustrated.
  • "'Pinkamena Diane Pie,'" I read.  "'Doctorate of Philosophy… Contraptionological Sciences… Maresachusetts Institute of Technology'?!"

    "Yep," sighed Pinkie.  "Good times."

    "This…"
    I began, then had to stop and collect myself.  I tried again:  "This…
    is a doctoral degree from the single most prestigious institute of earth
    pony learning in all Equestria."

    "Mm hm," agreed Pinkie, turning her attention back to a fresh bowl of cookie dough.

    "You're using it to blot butter cookies."

    Pinkie
    shrugged.  "I'm a pastry chef now, not a professional
    contraptionologist.  So it doesn't really matter!  And like I said, we
    were all out of parchment, and so I thought, hey, I'll just use some of
    my old school papers!  No sense in them going to waste, right?"  She
    gestured lazily.  "Some of this other stuff is my thesis on the
    practical applications of the mechanical salamander in geologic
    agriculture."

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hi Imi.

    I'm without proper internet access until Monday. I swear I'm going to go insane.
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