The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Obā-san

  2012-09-18 17:22:04

  
  

  I skipped class, went home early, locked the door and fell asleep.
  
  
  mom was less than thrilled.
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2012-09-18 17:50:12

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  ^^ Please describe this further.
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-09-18 17:55:38

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Not entirely, but more or less this here. Some mild embellishment and added pseudomysticism notwithstanding of course.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2012-09-18 18:09:02

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  So, three people are the same person and there are famous empty books and the sea parts...?

  
  

  Yeah, it happens.
• Imipolex G

  2012-09-18 18:13:14

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  moo
• Anonus

  2012-09-18 18:13:41

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Hi Imi.
• Unknown

  2012-09-18 18:13:51

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• Salix Babylonika

  2012-09-18 18:14:47

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  So, three people are the same person and there are famous empty books and the sea parts...?

  
  

  Yeah, it happens.

  
  
  Five people, actually.
  

  But yes.
• Imipolex G

  2012-09-18 18:15:46

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Hi everyheaper.
  
  I am tired.
  
• Obā-san

  2012-09-18 18:21:37

  
  

  I wonder if I can ever find real love again.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-09-18 18:22:07

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  There is no real love.
  
• Obā-san

  2012-09-18 18:22:13

  
  

  In other news, cross-eyed pirate cat:
  
  
  
• Obā-san

  2012-09-18 18:23:00

  
  

  Imipölex G said:

  There is no real love.
  

  I think there is, I had it. I felt it, I knew it.
  
  
  (*Sigh*)
  
• Unknown

  2012-09-18 18:23:34

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• Obā-san

  2012-09-18 18:23:38

  
  

  
  
  
  
• Obā-san

  2012-09-18 18:23:55

  
  

  Frosty said:

  I am Tnophelia.
  

  I am fast eddie.
  
• Unknown

  2012-09-18 18:24:18

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• Obā-san

  2012-09-18 18:24:20

  
  

  
• Imipolex G

  2012-09-18 18:30:27

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I am
  
  all of you
  
• Tachyon

  2012-09-18 18:32:38

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  If you're me, and therefore I'm you, then who the fuck is this?
  
• Obā-san

  2012-09-18 18:32:59

  
  

  I am a sad little king of a sad little hill.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-09-18 18:32:59

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  we are all together
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-09-18 18:34:57

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  well personally, I am vengeance.

  I am the night.

  I.

  AM.

  BATMAN!
• Unknown

  2012-09-18 18:47:02 edited 2012-09-18 18:47:13

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• Tachyon

  2012-09-18 18:48:24

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  fructose
• Obā-san

  2012-09-18 18:49:22

  
  

  I'm a nowhere man, sitting in my nowhere land, making nowhere plans for nobody.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-09-18 18:53:46

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  scotland
  
• Odradek

  2012-09-18 18:54:29

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
• Imipolex G

  2012-09-18 18:55:03

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  see how they fly like lucy in the sky
  
  see how they run
  
• Tachyon

  2012-09-18 18:55:41

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i am
  
  
  
  they are
  
  
  
  i am
  
  
  
• Anonus

  2012-09-18 18:57:41

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  but what about Time Eater
• Tachyon

  2012-09-18 19:00:12 edited 2012-09-18 19:00:27

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Time Eater isn't in the song.
  
  Therefore I am not Time Eater, and neither are you.
  
• Obā-san

  2012-09-18 19:02:09

  
  

  I am the
  
  
  
  I am the
  
  
  
  I'm the
  
  
  
  I am the
  
  
  
  I AM THE
  
  
  
• ProfessorGator

  2012-09-18 19:25:34

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  Crud, I left my umbrella at home. Ah, I'm not too worried. I shouldn't be outside for too long, and it shouldn't rain too hard today.

  
  

  (4 hours later)

  
  

  Great, I have no way to escape the "cafeteria" without getting rained on. Well, I've walked to the bus station in the middle of a tornado before. LET'S DO THIS
• Obā-san

  2012-09-18 19:26:40

  
  

  
  
  epic hair.
  
• Tachyon

  2012-09-18 19:54:40

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  This author is beyond psychiatric help. Do Not Publish!
• Imipolex G

  2012-09-18 20:18:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  J.G. Ballard, R.I.P.
  
• KJI

  2012-09-18 20:19:55

  Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!

  Do you know who is still alive? Abe Vigoda. Yep, that guy sure is still alive. 
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-09-18 20:20:58

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  JUST
  
  SET ALL THE STUPID ON FIRE
  
  ALL THE THINGS
  
  UGH
  
• KJI

  2012-09-18 20:23:19

  Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!

  My friend bought a 4x4 designed for pulling down trees. He secured it by tying it to a tree. It was stolen.
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-09-18 20:31:52

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  

  these guys are just the best transformers.

  fact: only one of them has a name. Can you guess which one it is?
• Spacey

  2012-09-18 20:32:17

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  it's the starscream that is blue and not the other one
• Imipolex G

  2012-09-18 20:33:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  The blue one.
  
• Hexartes

  2012-09-18 20:35:51

  And just to prove that there is in fact no such thing as rock bottom for me, today my mother pressured me into taking classes I don't want to take at my new school. Friggin awesome.
• Obā-san

  2012-09-18 20:36:19

  
  

  
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-09-18 20:38:12

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  futureSpacey? said:

  it's the starscream that is blue and not the other one

  Imipölex G said:

  The blue one.
  

  
  
  No sirs
  

  it's the green one! His name is Acid Storm. And yes, that is official.
• Unknown

  2012-09-18 20:39:17

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• Obā-san

  2012-09-18 20:40:15

  
  

  
• Tachyon

  2012-09-18 20:52:14

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  It's Captain Indecisive!
  
  Or is it?
  
• Aliroz

  2012-09-18 21:01:31

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so-nope!  I'm not reciting a cliche this time!  Yeah, you can't control me.  I'll say what I want.  I'll even say Candlejack and I wo