The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Six Hail Margaritas, we're headed straight to Hell
  • http://www.korea-dpr.com/


    North Korea finally updated their website!
  • God! but this silence hangs heavy, it gives me a pain in the thigh
    What a weight on my shoulders... the atmosphere's colder
    No one gets out of life alive
    You just wear your umbilical cord like a noose and make believe it's a tie
    I got a mouth full of ULCERS
    I'm digging my grave with my TEETH
    This pain is SILENCE BEYOND BELIEF
    My GUMS BLEED for you
    If this is god's gift, he can keep it
    I can't let myself forget about
    When I exaggerated the role of my coffee, my cigarettes
    I wear the mark of the iconoclast across my bleeding back
    I'll be reincarnated as a hermit. (From under, the future looks black)
    I got a mouth full of ULCERS
    I'm digging my grave with my TEETH
    Can't stop thinking about my LIP
    This PAIN is SILENCE BEYOND BELIEF
    Dying to an audience of one
    MY GUMS ARE ON FIRE FOR YOU
    I'm gonna grind myself into the ground and ground myself into the grind
    Keep turning the key to wind up and KILL YOURSELF to unwind...
    I GOT A MOUTH FULL OF ULCERS
    I'M DIGGING MY GRAVE WITH MY TEETH
    CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT MY LIP?
    THIS PAIN IS SILENCE BEYOND BELIEF
    DYING TO AN AUDIENCE OF ONE...
    MY GUMS BLEED FOR YOU
    THE BURGERS ARE NOW MOUNTING
    BETHLEHEM AND MY GUMS ARE ON FIRE FOR YOU
  • Usually people are only lucky enough to be given one truly great talent.
    Shaq was blessed with two. In fact, he's even better at music than
    basketball. The songs on The Best Of Shaq move me - some to the point
    of tears. This Best Of will hold a special place on my cd shelf - right
    next to The Best Of David Hasselhoff. My only wish now is that Shaq's
    next album will be one where he just does love songs. It could be called
    "Love Shaq."
  • I give love advice
  • edited 2012-09-15 06:04:03
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I was just reading about color printers, and it seems they all either have horrible build quality or horrible cost per page unless you spend at least $500 up-front, and that's just a ballpark estimate. You may well be better off just dragging your ass to Kinko's if you have a big color job to print! :P

    Yeah, I'm kind of annoyed right now because ink for my nice HP wireless printer is like $30 on sale, and unlike my mom's Canon, off-brand ink won't work properly.
  • I return from work.

    Got yelled at for being slow, then apologized to (I think) by the same person. Not sure how I feel right now. Gonna sleep on it.

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    classic shit right here.
  • Usually people are only lucky enough to be given one truly great talent.
    Shaq was blessed with two. In fact, he's even better at music than
    basketball. The songs on The Best Of Shaq move me - some to the point
    of tears. This Best Of will hold a special place on my cd shelf - right
    next to The Best Of David Hasselhoff. My only wish now is that Shaq's
    next album will be one where he just does love songs. It could be called
    "Love Shaq."
    Give Shaq credit. He's managed to sound not completely retarded on tracks with (among others) The Notorious B.I.G., Ice Cube, KRS-One, B-Real, and Peter Gunz.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    ...how long has that who's online thingy been there? O_o
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Oh hey, that's cool.
  • Netflix classifies Hogfather as a children's movie.

    Hahahahahahahahahaha no.

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Kexruct said:

    Hogfather

    Kexruct said:

    children's movie

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  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Always good to be back home. Were you on vacation or something?
  • Kexruct said:

    Hogfather

    Kexruct said:

    children's movie

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    My sis liked it a bunch.
  • It's not necessarily inappropriate for children, but the humor in it is aimed at a higher age group than the 8-10 range that Netflix says.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    Bluh bluh
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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Its Battle of Britain day today

    YNTKT
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  • Fred and George Weasley had the Marauder's Map before Harry did, so if Harry can see Peter Pettigrew in the map, then Fred and George seemingly ought to have noticed that Pettigrew was sleeping with Ron every night.
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  • edited 2012-09-15 14:50:22
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  • The Ministry of Magic's rules mostly seem pretty arbitrary.
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  • Kexruct said:

    ...!

    foetus actually has a song called "!" but it's not on youtube
  • edited 2012-09-15 15:47:26

    (-_-)

  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
  • J. Q. Murder wears sandpaper suits
    Broken glass in pocket, barbed wire boots
    Not because he's mean but because he's a martyr
    He makes Jackie Collins look like Jean Paul Sartre

    There's more integrity in a politician's notes than there is in the whole of his gritty frame
    Sir Cutthroat threw a party - migraine - you Jane - Kingdom Came
    Murder! Where's your religious fervor? Pretend you're a martyr!
    HE MAKES JESUS CHRIST LOOK LIKE FRANK SINATRA


  • Red Dwarf is the best thing ever
  • SUCK ON THIS, SQUAREHEAD
    I hear you got a six inch guarantee of unilateral security
    Well me and Stalin, we just signed a mutual non-aggression pact
    I'm gonna put CASE WHITE into effect
    Prepare yourself for a CONFLICT baby
    I'll cook you a stew you'll choke on
    I tore up the VERSAILLES TREATY
    Today is the FIRST of SEPTEMBER
    See you at your graveside, baby
    I'll meet you in Poland, baby
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    what the fuck is this shit
  • It's kind of depressing realizing that a lot of my best memories of my dad are just from when he was manic and off his meds.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • edited 2012-09-15 16:41:24
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    When Harry is talking to Hagrid about his first meeting with Draco Malfoy, Hagrid says that "there's not a single witch or wizard who went bad that wasn't in Slytherin." At the point when this conversation takes place, Hagrid (along with the rest of the wizarding world) would have been under the impression that Sirius Black, a Gryffindor, was responsible for betraying Harry's parents.
    BBBBBB THAT'S NOT AN ERROR THAT'S JUST HAGRID NOT BEING 100% LITERAL LIKE YOU AUTISTIC LIST-WRITERS ARE
    Hermione says Moaning Myrtle haunts the bathroom on the first floor. However, when Harry sees the writing on the wall outside her bathroom, he is on the second floor. This is explained by the fact that in the UK, the ground floor is the floor on which the entrances are, and the floor above it is the first floor, and this was one of the few edits made for the North American release, despite the criticism on edits for Philosopher's Stone.
    This always bugged me as a kid, because I didn't know that what Americans call the second floor is what most of the rest of the world calls the first floor.

    Now it bugs me because it's one of many inconsistent edits made to the US editions...
  • No one asked you, and no it's not extreme. You should kill yourself for
    supporting the active destruction of western society, not my fault you
    can't see past the end of your nose. And you think society is against
    you in this? Nice try with the victimization but MLP is just another
    step in the long line of propaganda to feminize and encourage apathy in
    men. You bought it hook line and sinker. Enjoy your fantasy world while
    you can, it won't last much longer.
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