The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I find vegans are often too preachy. Don't be a preachy vegan.

  • Kexruct said:

    You know what bothers me? Flexitarians. "I only eat meat on the weekdays!" You know what? Screw you. If you're going to be a vegetarian have some conviction.

    I can't see why you'd get worked up over another person's eating habits.
  • I do not eat seafood because I think fish and shrimp and stuff are adorable.
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  • I don't like preachy Christians either.

     

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  • You can be a little... overconfident about the correctness of what you believe.

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Most people are.

    Myself undoubtedly included.
  • edited 2012-09-14 23:31:53
    Anyone can be preachy. Some of the most obnoxious people I've met were either Atheists or Christians. Two rather polar sides of the religious argument.
  • It's funny, but I managed to win an argument with a preachy atheist by how agreeable I was.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Stupid comment in another thread reminded me:

    I always see Polaroid cameras at the thrift store, and sometimes I'm tempted to buy one...but can you even find film for those anymore?
  • edited 2012-09-14 23:33:51
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  • I don't believe in vegans.
  • I should watch The Fountain, if only for its amazing as fuck sound track, You know, I'm not orchestra nerd (I can't fucking play any instrument worth shit) yet I love soundtracks and orchestral versions of popular songs. There's something wonderfully pure about them.
  • That's not what I meant.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    PARDAY!
  • Kexruct said:

    That's not what I meant.

    Wait, it isn't
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    mmmmmmmmm

    milk!

    The PARDAY BUS has now been incorporated into Super Mario Imipolex. It causes an instant parday, too
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That's the one! The animated version, too.
  • Imi, I've actually been intered in playing your hack. The only problem is that I'm a piss poor Mario (pretty much any game accept Mario RPG) player.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Imi, I've actually been intered in playing your hack. The only problem is that I'm a piss poor Mario (pretty much any game accept Mario RPG) player.

    Then you'll be happy to know that it's not very challenging.
  • edited 2012-09-14 23:50:28
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I HAVE A TRAFFIC LIGHT

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    I KNOW YOU'RE JEALOUS

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    (This picture is from when I had them all lit up at once; now I have it wired up with a controller so it cycles green/yellow/red like in real life)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    you know if i had one i would leave it that way
  • I have nothing.


    Not even Skittles. I had some, and now I have eaten them.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Is that a real traffic light or is that a Sears traffic light
  • What is man but a miserable pile of spite, self righteousness, melodrama and depression
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    But enough
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    you know if i had one i would leave it that way

    You would?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    yes
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    jass
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    good night heapville, wherever you are
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  • GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH... You get what's coming to ya

    You get a stomach tumour

    You get a stake right through your HEART



    I recognize thee Satan and I spit in thine face

    Whatever happened to the human race?

    What happened to the humanistic faith?

    What happens to human waste?

    I wanna get the hell out but there ain't much hope of that

    FALLEN into the ABYSS like a roach in a trap

    There ain't a hope in Hades... there ain't a hope in Hell

    There ain't a hope in Hades... there ain't a hope in HELL



    I don't need a mother no more

    I'd rather be an ORPHAN or a SONOVABITCH or a BASTARD SON who's been dug

    up DEAD, worms in eyesockets, holes in ma head

    Don't excavate if you ain't diggin for gold

    Cos it's a long way up when you're SIX FEET UNDER

    Under a pile of HUMAN DEBRIS

    A life fulla LIES and SHIT and RUBBLE

    You wanna save yourself the trouble



    GORY GLORY HALLELUJAH... You get what's comin to ya

    You get a stomach tumour

    You get a stake right through your HEART

    IT ISN'T VERY PRETTY WHAT A TOWN WITHOUT PITY CAN DO
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @Anonus: Funny, I've noticed sort of a trend. Non-roadgeeks who buy traffic lights tend to like to leave them with all three lit steady; while roadgeeks who buy traffic lights like to have them cycle.

    I wonder why that is.
  • You know, I actually wouldn't mind wearing make up if I could do super over the top colors. Cuz, I like colors. Of course, I'm lazy and also I tend to have allergies towards things that go on the face.
  • edited 2012-09-15 00:55:44

    J. Q. Murder wears sandpaper suits
    Broken glass in pocket, barbed wire boots
    Not because he's mean but because he's a martyr
    He makes Jackie Collins look like Jean Paul Sartre

    (who's that man?) BEAT HIM UP BEAT HIM UP

    J. Q. MURDER
    TYRANNY & MURDER
    JUDGEMENT RETRIBUTION
    MURDER & MELANCHOLIA

    Three Musketeers conscripted, each in his narrow cell
    Warder! Send a J. Q. Murder - die in living hell
    Safer in the streets than in your home? With strangers than with friends?
    Swim for your life in a sea of red ink - DROWN - all dead ends

    (who's that man?) BEAT HIM UP BEAT HIM UP

    J. Q. MURDER
    J. Q. J. Q. MURDER
    JUDGEMENT WITH RELIGIOUS FERVOUR
    MURDER & MELANCHOLIA

    The quick and the dead - kill or be killed

    TWO BIT PENNY PHILANTHROPISTS? A DIME A DOZEN!
    HERE'S THE DEMYSTIFYING PROCESS IN ACTION...

    Don't kneel, it makes me nervous... don't KNEEL it makes me NERVOUS

    The quick and the dead - kill or be killed
    SEAL UP THE MINESHAFT, THERE CAN'T BE ANY BODY LEFT ALIVE!

    There's more integrity in a politician's notes than there is in the whole of his gritty frame
    Sir Cutthroat threw a party - migrane - you Jane - Kingdom Came
    Murder! Where's your religious fervour? Pretend you're a martyr!
    HE MAKES JESUS CHRIST LOOK LIKE FRANK SINATRA

    J. Q. MURDER
    J. Q. J. Q. MURDER
    TYRANNY & MURDER
    JUDGEMENT RETRIBUTION

    J. Q. MURDER
    WHERE'S YOUR RELIGIOUS FERVOUR?
    HERE'S THE DEMYSTIFYING PROCESS IN ACTION
    MURDER & MELANCHOLIA
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