Cut the low end off sounds that don't need it, cut the drums at 400 hz, if a synth sounds flat route it to two busses, pan both in opposite directions and add subtle, different effects to each, use compression and brightening sparingly, brightening for synths that form the main focus of the tune and compression to make the drums mesh better.
Doors are amazing. They let you move solid stone and put it back so that nobody will know that you moved it.
Windows let you see straight through walls. It's a solid object that you can see through. That is simply unbelievable. Light should not be able to pass straight through mass like that.
Ignoring the end of the world that's probably going to wipe out humanity, there's going to be a day when we, in our drive for progress, discover or create something so mindblowing that the shock of the discovery causes civilization as we know it to crumble.
We can only hope to have the spirit to shrug and say "ehhh, it was worth it"
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
He walks over to the window And without a hesitation he goes out I walk over to the window And I see him hit the sidewalk like a trout With a moment's indecision I can almost see him moving Then I see the splattered pavement And I feel it's almost soothing 'Cause I know he didn't suffer Any more than was the norm He lived life the way he found it And he left it true to form
He was standing by the TV When I saw his eyes roll upward in his head I came over to the TV Just to find out what the anchorman had said With a little human interest And some filler for the waiting They were speaking of replacements And a failure in the ratings And my friend looked pale then paler As his body lost his breath And I listened and discovered What would send him to his death
Oh Gopher, Gopher's being fired Contracts have expired Love has been retired Buried out at sea
Every afternoon in college He'd sit down and pour himself another brew Just as soon forsake his knowledge For an hour's entertainment with the crew With a tub of buttered popcorn And a can or two of soda He gets sucked into the program Like he has to make some quota 'Cause he knows what's gonna happen 'Cause he's seen them all before And the endless double takes Just make him want it even more
Oh Isaac, Isaac's over tired Julie's been unhired Love is uninspired Sinking in the bay The Love Boat Love Boat's dropped it's anchor Bought out by some banker Hired out as a tanker Drifting far away
Oh Aaron Spelling you're a genius No one could have seen this Running all these years (Won't you tell us) Aaron, where'd you get the notion Love upon the ocean Blazing new frontiers
When he heard the sad decision There was sorrow and confusion in the home He turned off the television And he came to his conclusion on his own With a sigh of desperation He gave in to his depression He went out to greet the concrete Where he made his last impression And the papers want a statement 'Cause the public wants to know Was it just the cancellation Of a favorite TV show
The Love Boat Love Boat's slowly sinking Vicki's started thinking Merrill has been drinking One more for the road The Love Boat Love Boat has been grounded Doc is still dumbfounded All aboard's been sounded No where left to go
i just heard a huge mass of twittering from the bird cage
i went over to see what was going on and my bird is lying on her side in a feeder full of peas, just chilling out on this bed of peas, staring at me like 'yeah? the fuck you looking at? this is totally normal'
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Cut the low end off sounds that don't need it, cut the drums at 400 hz, if a synth sounds flat route it to two busses, pan both in opposite directions and add subtle, different effects to each, use compression and brightening sparingly, brightening for synths that form the main focus of the tune and compression to make the drums mesh better.
People have made devices to make water come out whenever you want it.
People have made devices let you walk through walls.
People have even made devices to breathe underwater.
Life is rather amazing.
Windows let you see straight through walls. It's a solid object that you can see through. That is simply unbelievable. Light should not be able to pass straight through mass like that.
Stately even.
everthry thred iz da 12 year old thred
:P
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Ignoring the end of the world that's probably going to wipe out humanity, there's going to be a day when we, in our drive for progress, discover or create something so mindblowing that the shock of the discovery causes civilization as we know it to crumble.
We can only hope to have the spirit to shrug and say "ehhh, it was worth it"
Cave Johnson here with the new Aperture Science See-Through-Wallsatron, with it, you can see through walls.
...that's.
That's about it.
>_>
:P
heh
and i havent even played it at all today ill have you know
I haven't played it for ages
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Why is the invisible tormenting duck a thing
And without a hesitation he goes out
I walk over to the window
And I see him hit the sidewalk like a trout
With a moment's indecision
I can almost see him moving
Then I see the splattered pavement
And I feel it's almost soothing
'Cause I know he didn't suffer
Any more than was the norm
He lived life the way he found it
And he left it true to form
He was standing by the TV
When I saw his eyes roll upward in his head
I came over to the TV
Just to find out what the anchorman had said
With a little human interest
And some filler for the waiting
They were speaking of replacements
And a failure in the ratings
And my friend looked pale then paler
As his body lost his breath
And I listened and discovered
What would send him to his death
Oh Gopher, Gopher's being fired
Contracts have expired
Love has been retired
Buried out at sea
Every afternoon in college
He'd sit down and pour himself another brew
Just as soon forsake his knowledge
For an hour's entertainment with the crew
With a tub of buttered popcorn
And a can or two of soda
He gets sucked into the program
Like he has to make some quota
'Cause he knows what's gonna happen
'Cause he's seen them all before
And the endless double takes
Just make him want it even more
Oh Isaac, Isaac's over tired
Julie's been unhired
Love is uninspired
Sinking in the bay
The Love Boat
Love Boat's dropped it's anchor
Bought out by some banker
Hired out as a tanker
Drifting far away
Oh Aaron Spelling you're a genius
No one could have seen this
Running all these years
(Won't you tell us)
Aaron, where'd you get the notion
Love upon the ocean
Blazing new frontiers
When he heard the sad decision
There was sorrow and confusion in the home
He turned off the television
And he came to his conclusion on his own
With a sigh of desperation
He gave in to his depression
He went out to greet the concrete
Where he made his last impression
And the papers want a statement
'Cause the public wants to know
Was it just the cancellation
Of a favorite TV show
The Love Boat
Love Boat's slowly sinking
Vicki's started thinking
Merrill has been drinking
One more for the road
The Love Boat
Love Boat has been grounded
Doc is still dumbfounded
All aboard's been sounded
No where left to go
traaaaaaaaaaane
i just heard a huge mass of twittering from the bird cage
i went over to see what was going on and my bird is lying on her side in a feeder full of peas, just chilling out on this bed of peas, staring at me like 'yeah? the fuck you looking at? this is totally normal'
oh my god I'm in stitches
gueshph
I hate being so tired all the time. Gonna take a nap, might not see any of you until tomorrow morning.
Night.
#yntkt